MARCH 25th, 2015
COLONIAL LIFE ARENA - COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA
COLONIAL LIFE ARENA - COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA
The thunderous music kicks in with a video package showing the stars in tonight's matches. The camera cuts to the arena as a series of red pyro sparks off over the ring highlighting the Rage In A Cage structure suspended in the air.
BUDDY ROBERTS: Good evening everyone and welcome to South Carolina!
MICHAEL HEENAN: We have a hell of a card for you tonight.
BR: We have several events culminating tonight. Sam and MAC will, hopefully get their shot at the Hardcore champion. Caine gets a shot one on one with Jake Adonis.
MH: I am looking forward to the TV title Lego match!
BR: That's gonna hurt. Mr. Troy put the Tag titles on the line again tonight against a few new teams. He feels that Scorch & Megaton got a shot without much time put in so he extended that opportunity to two other teams!
MH: It's a travesty! So unfair, but lets not forget about Jon Rocks vs Steele in a SUBMISSION match for the Intercontinental title!
BR: That's right. The more I watch the tape the more I agree that Jon DID NOT tap out, but Steele won't let up. Tonight someone is going to tap for sure!
MH: And look above us! The RAGE IN THE CAGE!
BR: What a damn structure. Over two tons of steel. A huge cage that covers to a few feet OUTSIDE of the ring and it has a tall ceiling! Someone is gonna get hurt. Mr. Troy has declared that anyone who interferes will be fired!
BUDDY ROBERTS: Good evening everyone and welcome to South Carolina!
MICHAEL HEENAN: We have a hell of a card for you tonight.
BR: We have several events culminating tonight. Sam and MAC will, hopefully get their shot at the Hardcore champion. Caine gets a shot one on one with Jake Adonis.
MH: I am looking forward to the TV title Lego match!
BR: That's gonna hurt. Mr. Troy put the Tag titles on the line again tonight against a few new teams. He feels that Scorch & Megaton got a shot without much time put in so he extended that opportunity to two other teams!
MH: It's a travesty! So unfair, but lets not forget about Jon Rocks vs Steele in a SUBMISSION match for the Intercontinental title!
BR: That's right. The more I watch the tape the more I agree that Jon DID NOT tap out, but Steele won't let up. Tonight someone is going to tap for sure!
MH: And look above us! The RAGE IN THE CAGE!
BR: What a damn structure. Over two tons of steel. A huge cage that covers to a few feet OUTSIDE of the ring and it has a tall ceiling! Someone is gonna get hurt. Mr. Troy has declared that anyone who interferes will be fired!
MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY VS SAMUEL HYDE
VS RORY BLAZE(C)
FLAMING TABLE ELIMINATION MATCH
HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP
Vivaldi - Classic Music Dubstep begins to play over the sound system and a horse drawn carriage enters the arena, Lemmings, Mycroft's butler, steps off of the riding area and opens the door, and Mycroft makes his way out of it to the boos of the audience. He smirks at them, knowing he is better. He walks to the ring with an air of pomp and circumstance about him.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a flaming table elimination match for the Hardcore championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 250 pounds, from London, England... MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY!
BR: Here comes MAC! This man has SO MUCH potential despite the fact that he is a bastard.
MH: I predict that Mycroft will hold a championship this year. It may very well happen tonight.
The familiar grind of a guitar comes over the speakers. As the rhythm of Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crew, the lights start to strobe. The cymbal crashes and as the song picks up, Samuel Hyde, driving a black hearse with some totally awesome flame designs painted on the hearse. The hearse is blaring "Greased lightning" from the stereo. Sam slams the door behind him, throws his sunglasses into the crowd, and makes his way down the ramp, running around the ring before sliding in through the front. He cracks his neck and jumps around a bit, glaring at anybody daring enough to look him in the eyes.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, the challenger, representing The Anarchy, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 212lbs… SAMUEL HYDE!
BR: Sam Hyde and MAC demanded a rematch and boy did they get it!
MH: Quite unfairly mind you. He already beat these guys last month!
BR: Rory wasn't even in the damn match until near the end!
Dillion Francais - Masta Blasta (The REBIRTH) hits over the speakers and the crowd erupts in boos for Rory Blaze. Rory bursts through the curtains, still wearing the Krewsade mask, energetically and motions for the crowd to stand on their feet, amping them up, but they're having none of it. He stands at the top of the ramp and slowly removes the mask he wore as Krewsade to a blast of pyro, jolting the crowd.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing last, weighing in at 238 pounds, from The Jersey Shore, representing The Three Kings, he is the AWS Hardcore Champion... RORY BLAZE!
BR: This match is going to be brutal.
MH: Mr. Troy has stated that he will strip Rory of the title if any shenanigans happen. What a communist.
BR: That doesn't even make sense.
The three men circle each other as the bell sounds.
MH: The ONLY way to be eliminated is to be put through a table that is on fire.
There are tables laying all over the place as well as cans of gasoline and matchbooks. There are crew members with fire extinguishers placed sporadically to both put out the competitors and to protect the fans and stop the fires from spreading. Rory Blaze immediately jumps out of the ring as MAC and Hyde lock up.
BR: And off we go! Rory is already chickening out.
MH: I call it good strategy.
MAC hits a spinning neckbreaker on Sam as Rory begins to pick up a table. But he sets it down and starts to stroll up the ramp.
BR: Where is Rory going?
MAC stomps on Sam a few times and runs and bounces off the ropes. Sam kips up and nails a horrendous superkick on MAC on the return. Rory is on the ramp with his title and is getting ready to leave!
MH: Rory is out of here! Good job! Protest this unjust match!
Rory turns around... into Mr. Troy who is standing at the curtain! The crowd goes nuts.
BR: Mr. Troy ain't gonna let Rory walk out!
Sam see's Rory trying to leave and slides out of the ring and sprints up the ramp. Sam runs and hits a jumping DDT on Rory onto the steel stage! Mr. Troy backs away behind the curtain as Rory and Sam rumble on the ramp.
MH: Mr. Troy cheated for Sam!
BR: Thank god you are not a lawyer... or worse yet a judge.
Rory gets the advantage and hits a standing suplex on Sam. Mycroft his heading up the ramp and catches Rory with a clothesline. Rory whips Mycroft into some production boxes off the stage!
MH: He went flying!
Rory follows down to MAC with a diving elbow off the ramp! Sam is up and he looks at his hearse and smirks. Sam opens the back of his hears and pulls out... a desk!?
BR: That's Mycroft's desk!
MH: What a thief! That desk costs more than Sam makes in a year!
Sam pulls the desk off a ramp and pulls it out a few feet. Rory whips MAC up against the stage. Sam leans over and grabs Mycroft by the hair and pulls! Ouch! Sam is pulling Mycroft up on the stage by his hair!
BR: Good lord!
Sam whips MAC into the desk. Rory hops up on the ramp but is met with another superkick by Sam. Mycroft flies at Sam and clobbers him in the head, but Sam grabs MAC and hits a hip toss onto the stage on MAC.
MH: That stage is so unforgiving!
Sam smirks and leans to the side of the desk. He pushes a button and the desk goes up in flames!
BR: What the hell!
MH: Sam rigged up the desk!
Sam picks up MAC and pulls him over in front of the table... BRIMSTONE BOMB through the flaming desk! MAC is on fire! The crew storms in and blasts fire extinguishers at MAC.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... Mycroft has been eliminated!
BR: Oh my god! Oh my god! Sam just put MAC through his own desk... on fire!
MH: I hope they got to Sam fast enough not to get too burned!
BR: We are down to Sam and Rory. Only one man can be champion!
Rory comes flying out of nowhere and clobbers Sam. Rory whips Sam down the ramp towards the ring. Sam stops himself on the apron and turns around, but Rory hits a flying dropkick. Rory picks up Sam and whips him into the stairs. Rory walks over and repeatedly slams the head of Sam into the ring steps.
MH: This is so damn brutal. I am glad I am not a competitor.
Rory picks up Sam and whips him into the guard rail and sets up a table on the outside. Rory picks up Sam, but Sam whips around and kicks Rory in the gut. Sam whips Rory into the table and slams his head into it. Rory blocks Sam and hits a side suplex THROUGH THE TABLE!
BR: Oh my god! Rory just suplex Sam through the table!
MH: The match isn't over! The table was not on fire!
Rory picks up Sam and whips him into the ring. Rory pushes a table in the ring and follows. Rory sets up the table adjacent to the corner and pours gasoline on it and sets it on fire!
BR: The table is on fire!
Rory lifts Sam's limp body and whips him into the corner. He gets on the second rope.
MH: He's going for the RORY GO ROUND!
BR: Flipping neck breaker from the second rope! No!
Sam's body hits the edge of the table and the table flips to its side without breaking and Sam tumbles.
MH: Rory had it! That faulty ass table!
Sam sweeps the legs of Rory and Rory's head bounces off the edge of the table. Sam slides outside and pulls a bag from underneath the ring. The crowd goes nuts! Sam rolls back in the ring.
BR: What is this maniac up to now?
Sam opens the bag and pulls out... a cheese grater! Sam grabs Rory and starts GRATING THE SKIN off of Rory's back!
MH: Oh fuck my ass... that is gross as shit! Look at the blood!
BR: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Sam grates a large amount of skin off and then dumps a bag of salt into Rory's back! Rory starts screaming! Sam takes his foot and smashes the salt into the back of Rory. Samuel picks up the flaming table and throws more gasoline on the table setting it off again.
MH: This is horrible!
Sam picks up Rory and sets him up for a BRIMSTONE BOMB! No! Rory hits a backdrop out! Rory whips Sam into the table catching his wrist tape on fire. Sam looks at his hand and smirks. Rory charges Sam, but Sam ducks and hits a big back drop on Rory... SMASH! Rory goes through the table!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner and NNNEEEWWW HARDCORE CHAMPION... SAMUEL HYDE!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a flaming table elimination match for the Hardcore championship! Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 250 pounds, from London, England... MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY!
BR: Here comes MAC! This man has SO MUCH potential despite the fact that he is a bastard.
MH: I predict that Mycroft will hold a championship this year. It may very well happen tonight.
The familiar grind of a guitar comes over the speakers. As the rhythm of Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crew, the lights start to strobe. The cymbal crashes and as the song picks up, Samuel Hyde, driving a black hearse with some totally awesome flame designs painted on the hearse. The hearse is blaring "Greased lightning" from the stereo. Sam slams the door behind him, throws his sunglasses into the crowd, and makes his way down the ramp, running around the ring before sliding in through the front. He cracks his neck and jumps around a bit, glaring at anybody daring enough to look him in the eyes.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, the challenger, representing The Anarchy, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 212lbs… SAMUEL HYDE!
BR: Sam Hyde and MAC demanded a rematch and boy did they get it!
MH: Quite unfairly mind you. He already beat these guys last month!
BR: Rory wasn't even in the damn match until near the end!
Dillion Francais - Masta Blasta (The REBIRTH) hits over the speakers and the crowd erupts in boos for Rory Blaze. Rory bursts through the curtains, still wearing the Krewsade mask, energetically and motions for the crowd to stand on their feet, amping them up, but they're having none of it. He stands at the top of the ramp and slowly removes the mask he wore as Krewsade to a blast of pyro, jolting the crowd.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing last, weighing in at 238 pounds, from The Jersey Shore, representing The Three Kings, he is the AWS Hardcore Champion... RORY BLAZE!
BR: This match is going to be brutal.
MH: Mr. Troy has stated that he will strip Rory of the title if any shenanigans happen. What a communist.
BR: That doesn't even make sense.
The three men circle each other as the bell sounds.
MH: The ONLY way to be eliminated is to be put through a table that is on fire.
There are tables laying all over the place as well as cans of gasoline and matchbooks. There are crew members with fire extinguishers placed sporadically to both put out the competitors and to protect the fans and stop the fires from spreading. Rory Blaze immediately jumps out of the ring as MAC and Hyde lock up.
BR: And off we go! Rory is already chickening out.
MH: I call it good strategy.
MAC hits a spinning neckbreaker on Sam as Rory begins to pick up a table. But he sets it down and starts to stroll up the ramp.
BR: Where is Rory going?
MAC stomps on Sam a few times and runs and bounces off the ropes. Sam kips up and nails a horrendous superkick on MAC on the return. Rory is on the ramp with his title and is getting ready to leave!
MH: Rory is out of here! Good job! Protest this unjust match!
Rory turns around... into Mr. Troy who is standing at the curtain! The crowd goes nuts.
BR: Mr. Troy ain't gonna let Rory walk out!
Sam see's Rory trying to leave and slides out of the ring and sprints up the ramp. Sam runs and hits a jumping DDT on Rory onto the steel stage! Mr. Troy backs away behind the curtain as Rory and Sam rumble on the ramp.
MH: Mr. Troy cheated for Sam!
BR: Thank god you are not a lawyer... or worse yet a judge.
Rory gets the advantage and hits a standing suplex on Sam. Mycroft his heading up the ramp and catches Rory with a clothesline. Rory whips Mycroft into some production boxes off the stage!
MH: He went flying!
Rory follows down to MAC with a diving elbow off the ramp! Sam is up and he looks at his hearse and smirks. Sam opens the back of his hears and pulls out... a desk!?
BR: That's Mycroft's desk!
MH: What a thief! That desk costs more than Sam makes in a year!
Sam pulls the desk off a ramp and pulls it out a few feet. Rory whips MAC up against the stage. Sam leans over and grabs Mycroft by the hair and pulls! Ouch! Sam is pulling Mycroft up on the stage by his hair!
BR: Good lord!
Sam whips MAC into the desk. Rory hops up on the ramp but is met with another superkick by Sam. Mycroft flies at Sam and clobbers him in the head, but Sam grabs MAC and hits a hip toss onto the stage on MAC.
MH: That stage is so unforgiving!
Sam smirks and leans to the side of the desk. He pushes a button and the desk goes up in flames!
BR: What the hell!
MH: Sam rigged up the desk!
Sam picks up MAC and pulls him over in front of the table... BRIMSTONE BOMB through the flaming desk! MAC is on fire! The crew storms in and blasts fire extinguishers at MAC.
RING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen... Mycroft has been eliminated!
BR: Oh my god! Oh my god! Sam just put MAC through his own desk... on fire!
MH: I hope they got to Sam fast enough not to get too burned!
BR: We are down to Sam and Rory. Only one man can be champion!
Rory comes flying out of nowhere and clobbers Sam. Rory whips Sam down the ramp towards the ring. Sam stops himself on the apron and turns around, but Rory hits a flying dropkick. Rory picks up Sam and whips him into the stairs. Rory walks over and repeatedly slams the head of Sam into the ring steps.
MH: This is so damn brutal. I am glad I am not a competitor.
Rory picks up Sam and whips him into the guard rail and sets up a table on the outside. Rory picks up Sam, but Sam whips around and kicks Rory in the gut. Sam whips Rory into the table and slams his head into it. Rory blocks Sam and hits a side suplex THROUGH THE TABLE!
BR: Oh my god! Rory just suplex Sam through the table!
MH: The match isn't over! The table was not on fire!
Rory picks up Sam and whips him into the ring. Rory pushes a table in the ring and follows. Rory sets up the table adjacent to the corner and pours gasoline on it and sets it on fire!
BR: The table is on fire!
Rory lifts Sam's limp body and whips him into the corner. He gets on the second rope.
MH: He's going for the RORY GO ROUND!
BR: Flipping neck breaker from the second rope! No!
Sam's body hits the edge of the table and the table flips to its side without breaking and Sam tumbles.
MH: Rory had it! That faulty ass table!
Sam sweeps the legs of Rory and Rory's head bounces off the edge of the table. Sam slides outside and pulls a bag from underneath the ring. The crowd goes nuts! Sam rolls back in the ring.
BR: What is this maniac up to now?
Sam opens the bag and pulls out... a cheese grater! Sam grabs Rory and starts GRATING THE SKIN off of Rory's back!
MH: Oh fuck my ass... that is gross as shit! Look at the blood!
BR: I think I'm gonna be sick!
Sam grates a large amount of skin off and then dumps a bag of salt into Rory's back! Rory starts screaming! Sam takes his foot and smashes the salt into the back of Rory. Samuel picks up the flaming table and throws more gasoline on the table setting it off again.
MH: This is horrible!
Sam picks up Rory and sets him up for a BRIMSTONE BOMB! No! Rory hits a backdrop out! Rory whips Sam into the table catching his wrist tape on fire. Sam looks at his hand and smirks. Rory charges Sam, but Sam ducks and hits a big back drop on Rory... SMASH! Rory goes through the table!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner and NNNEEEWWW HARDCORE CHAMPION... SAMUEL HYDE!
WINNER: SAMUEL HYDE (NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION)
BR: Rory went through the table!
MH: This is bullshit! This would have never have happened if Mr. Troy didn't cheat Rory!
BR: What? Sam, while a maniac, totally deserves this title! HE IS HARDCORE!
Sam takes the title and stands on the turnbuckle with the title as the crew puts out Rory and begins to clean up the mess.
Backstage, Cali-Kate is seen warming up in the locker room. Her leg is outstretched on a bench and she is reaching for her toes. Someone approaches from behind and she looks up to see Johnny Anomaly and Jon Rocks. She stands and draws herself to her full height although she is still over a full foot shorter than both men.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: Easy now, not looking for a fight. Just making sure that you are gonna be ready for the tag match later.
Kate looks down and away from Anomaly. He gets a little aggravated by the melancholy reaction.
ANOMALY: What the hell? Are you just giving up because of your fucking losses? Get over yourself! We can take all four of these guys with our hands tied behind our backs!
JON ROCKS: Easy now. It's a lot more than that.
ANOMALY: What are you-?
Anomaly is interrupted as Rocky Hollywood walks up from the other side. He casually, almost mockingly, puts his arm around Kate.
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: Look at that. The "Ever Bitch-imist" actually got one right. See Anomaly, this woman has something else she has to do tonight before she holds you back from winning the tag titles tonight. She's going to be with me doing the only fucking thing she's probably ever going to do right in her life: standing in my corner, supporting me as I end Jon-boy's fat fuck of a shitpile's Television championship reign.
ANOMALY: Like hell you are. You cheated to get that win over Jon like the bitch you are. You don't deserve to have anyone in your corner, much less a damn title that you never earned your shot at.
ROCKY: Well, that wasn't how the GM saw the situation. He saw me take out a fucking embarassment not once, but twice, and put him in his rightful damn place each time. As to the win I earned last week, was there any part of the deal where I couldn't cheat?
Anomaly looks at Kate who still can't bring herself to look Anomaly in the face.
CALI-KATE: No, he just had to do it on his own.
ROCKY: Damn right. All I had to do was win it on my own and I did that, didn't I? I rolled up your fucking mentor here and I pinned him. So guess what, Johnny? She's with me tonight. You can have the... heh, sloppy seconds after I'm done. Sorry about your damn tough luck.
Rocky leads Kate out of the locker room and Anomaly tries to follow, but Jon Rocks holds him back. A flash of anger crosses Anomaly's face as he turns back to Jon.
ANOMALY: What? You can't be fucking serious?! Isn't part of being a good guy helping people? Like Kate? Doesn't she deserve it?
ROCKS: She made the deal. It ended up being a bad one. I don't like it any more than you do, but there's also a point where you just gotta take a step back. For now at least.
Johnny takes in a sharp breath and lets it out slowly, fuming in Rocky's direction. The camera cuts to the ringside area.
BR: Rocky's a damn chauvinist!
MH: What? I suppose you think women belong somewhere other than the kitchen?
BR: First he was stalking Cali-Kate and now he's acting like he owns her.
MH: He kinda does. She got herself into it.
BR: It's a damn shame. A fallacy of what's proper.
MH: Quit your feminist whining!
MH: This is bullshit! This would have never have happened if Mr. Troy didn't cheat Rory!
BR: What? Sam, while a maniac, totally deserves this title! HE IS HARDCORE!
Sam takes the title and stands on the turnbuckle with the title as the crew puts out Rory and begins to clean up the mess.
Backstage, Cali-Kate is seen warming up in the locker room. Her leg is outstretched on a bench and she is reaching for her toes. Someone approaches from behind and she looks up to see Johnny Anomaly and Jon Rocks. She stands and draws herself to her full height although she is still over a full foot shorter than both men.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: Easy now, not looking for a fight. Just making sure that you are gonna be ready for the tag match later.
Kate looks down and away from Anomaly. He gets a little aggravated by the melancholy reaction.
ANOMALY: What the hell? Are you just giving up because of your fucking losses? Get over yourself! We can take all four of these guys with our hands tied behind our backs!
JON ROCKS: Easy now. It's a lot more than that.
ANOMALY: What are you-?
Anomaly is interrupted as Rocky Hollywood walks up from the other side. He casually, almost mockingly, puts his arm around Kate.
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: Look at that. The "Ever Bitch-imist" actually got one right. See Anomaly, this woman has something else she has to do tonight before she holds you back from winning the tag titles tonight. She's going to be with me doing the only fucking thing she's probably ever going to do right in her life: standing in my corner, supporting me as I end Jon-boy's fat fuck of a shitpile's Television championship reign.
ANOMALY: Like hell you are. You cheated to get that win over Jon like the bitch you are. You don't deserve to have anyone in your corner, much less a damn title that you never earned your shot at.
ROCKY: Well, that wasn't how the GM saw the situation. He saw me take out a fucking embarassment not once, but twice, and put him in his rightful damn place each time. As to the win I earned last week, was there any part of the deal where I couldn't cheat?
Anomaly looks at Kate who still can't bring herself to look Anomaly in the face.
CALI-KATE: No, he just had to do it on his own.
ROCKY: Damn right. All I had to do was win it on my own and I did that, didn't I? I rolled up your fucking mentor here and I pinned him. So guess what, Johnny? She's with me tonight. You can have the... heh, sloppy seconds after I'm done. Sorry about your damn tough luck.
Rocky leads Kate out of the locker room and Anomaly tries to follow, but Jon Rocks holds him back. A flash of anger crosses Anomaly's face as he turns back to Jon.
ANOMALY: What? You can't be fucking serious?! Isn't part of being a good guy helping people? Like Kate? Doesn't she deserve it?
ROCKS: She made the deal. It ended up being a bad one. I don't like it any more than you do, but there's also a point where you just gotta take a step back. For now at least.
Johnny takes in a sharp breath and lets it out slowly, fuming in Rocky's direction. The camera cuts to the ringside area.
BR: Rocky's a damn chauvinist!
MH: What? I suppose you think women belong somewhere other than the kitchen?
BR: First he was stalking Cali-Kate and now he's acting like he owns her.
MH: He kinda does. She got herself into it.
BR: It's a damn shame. A fallacy of what's proper.
MH: Quit your feminist whining!
CAINE ADAMS VS JAKE ADONIS
SINGLES MATCH
"Check...check"
"Check...check"
"Check out my melody"
The sold out arena escapes to darkness as the opening chords of "My Way" by Limp Bizkit begins to play through the speakers. The crowd rises to it's feet as lights begin to flash on the stage. After a few seconds, Caine Adams comes out through the curtain warming up a little. Follows him, his manager and love Elena Edwards. As the song picks up, he heads towards the ring with a determined look on his face. As the hook of the song arrives, he slides into the ring and throws his arms up. He goes to the turnbuckle and poses again as the lights go back to normal. Elena claps as Caine waits in the corner.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, weighing in at 239 pounds, from Atlanta, Georgia... CAINE ADAMS!
BR: This is a real match for Caine, he isn't Liam's proxy here.
MH: I told you, it was just a business deal. Look what it got him, a match on a Pay Per View!
BR: I hate to admit it, but you have a point.
Jake's Entrance video fills the television screen. Jake is staring into a mirror, and as the glass cracks in the music we see that there is no smile on his face today. The camera then shifts to the ramp, where Jake Adonis comes out. He saunters out to the ramp and holds up his hands, his fingers forming a J and an A together. Pyro goes off and then he makes his way down to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, representing The Anarchy, weighing in at 245lbs, from Las Vegas, Nevada... JAKE ADONIS!
BR: This man is a former Tag Team and Hardcore champion. A staple in the AWS for sure. Adonis has been having a rough time of late and could use a big win.
MH: But a win by Caine is a big deal. It takes a lot to beat a man like Adonis as much as I hate to admit it.
The bell sounds and Jake Adonis is off to a storming start! Jake hits a series of clotheslines followed up by a powerslam. Jake covers Caine.
One... KICKOUT!
BR: Just a one count there.
Jake goes for a suplex on Caine, but Caine hooks the leg and reversed into his own stiff suplex. Both men are up and they lock up. Jake starts to get the advantage but Caine is able to break out and nails a killer German suplex on Jake.
MH: Is it just me or does Jake seem unfocused tonight?
Caine covers Jake.
One... KICKOUT!
Cain is up and lifts Jake off the ground. Jake kicks Caine in the gut and bounces off the ropes. From a crouched knee Caine jolts up and nails SUBLIMATION!
BR: There's that forearm!
Caine hooks the leg!
One...
Two...
THRE-KICKOUT!
MH: Kickout by Adonis!
Adonis rolls backwards onto his feet and swings his leg for a WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK! But No! Caine ducks it and lifts Adonis on this shoulders... THE MURDER SCENE!
BR: I think this one is done.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... CAINE ADAMS!
"Check...check"
"Check out my melody"
The sold out arena escapes to darkness as the opening chords of "My Way" by Limp Bizkit begins to play through the speakers. The crowd rises to it's feet as lights begin to flash on the stage. After a few seconds, Caine Adams comes out through the curtain warming up a little. Follows him, his manager and love Elena Edwards. As the song picks up, he heads towards the ring with a determined look on his face. As the hook of the song arrives, he slides into the ring and throws his arms up. He goes to the turnbuckle and poses again as the lights go back to normal. Elena claps as Caine waits in the corner.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, weighing in at 239 pounds, from Atlanta, Georgia... CAINE ADAMS!
BR: This is a real match for Caine, he isn't Liam's proxy here.
MH: I told you, it was just a business deal. Look what it got him, a match on a Pay Per View!
BR: I hate to admit it, but you have a point.
Jake's Entrance video fills the television screen. Jake is staring into a mirror, and as the glass cracks in the music we see that there is no smile on his face today. The camera then shifts to the ramp, where Jake Adonis comes out. He saunters out to the ramp and holds up his hands, his fingers forming a J and an A together. Pyro goes off and then he makes his way down to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, representing The Anarchy, weighing in at 245lbs, from Las Vegas, Nevada... JAKE ADONIS!
BR: This man is a former Tag Team and Hardcore champion. A staple in the AWS for sure. Adonis has been having a rough time of late and could use a big win.
MH: But a win by Caine is a big deal. It takes a lot to beat a man like Adonis as much as I hate to admit it.
The bell sounds and Jake Adonis is off to a storming start! Jake hits a series of clotheslines followed up by a powerslam. Jake covers Caine.
One... KICKOUT!
BR: Just a one count there.
Jake goes for a suplex on Caine, but Caine hooks the leg and reversed into his own stiff suplex. Both men are up and they lock up. Jake starts to get the advantage but Caine is able to break out and nails a killer German suplex on Jake.
MH: Is it just me or does Jake seem unfocused tonight?
Caine covers Jake.
One... KICKOUT!
Cain is up and lifts Jake off the ground. Jake kicks Caine in the gut and bounces off the ropes. From a crouched knee Caine jolts up and nails SUBLIMATION!
BR: There's that forearm!
Caine hooks the leg!
One...
Two...
THRE-KICKOUT!
MH: Kickout by Adonis!
Adonis rolls backwards onto his feet and swings his leg for a WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK! But No! Caine ducks it and lifts Adonis on this shoulders... THE MURDER SCENE!
BR: I think this one is done.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... CAINE ADAMS!
WINNER: CAINE ADAMS
MH: Caine picks up a BIG win tonight!
BR: Yes it was. Adonis could be a future World champion here in the AWS. I hope he can get his head straight in the future for his own sake and for the sake of the Anarchy and for the sake oft the AWS fans who love him so much.
MH: We will see what is next for Caine. Not to mention Adonis. You would think he wants a shot to get the Tag Team titles back.
BR: Up next is the Television title match! Let's take a look at how we got here...
A video package is shown recapping the TV title feud between Rocky and Quinlan...
BR: Yes it was. Adonis could be a future World champion here in the AWS. I hope he can get his head straight in the future for his own sake and for the sake of the Anarchy and for the sake oft the AWS fans who love him so much.
MH: We will see what is next for Caine. Not to mention Adonis. You would think he wants a shot to get the Tag Team titles back.
BR: Up next is the Television title match! Let's take a look at how we got here...
A video package is shown recapping the TV title feud between Rocky and Quinlan...
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD VS QUINLAN QUAIL(C)
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE LEGO MATCH
TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Several AWS officials make their way ringside and each is carrying a large, rubber tub filled with Lego's.
BR: And there's the buckets of Lego's. You have to think those are going to come into play here tonight.
MH: Ha! Lego's... this match is surely not going to be a children's game.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The match is a falls count anywhere LEGO match! And it is for the AWS Television Championship!!!
"Longhorns" hits and the crowd starts to heavily boo as Rocky Hollywood's limo pulls out on stage. The driver quickly exits the limo and runs to the back to open the door for Rocky Hollywood. Rocky steps out followed by Cali-Kate!
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by CALI-KATE, weighing in at 287 pounds, from Hollywood, California... ROCKY HOLLYWOOD!!!
BR: Kate has lived up to her word, but she does not look pleased about it!
"Ready for the Floor" by Hot Chip blares over the speakers and the fans rise to their feet for the Television champion. Quinlan steps out onto the entrance ramp carrying the AWS TV title amid a chorus of cheers from the fans.Quinlan dances to the ring, skipping and swaying happily. His bulk sways side to side, almost like a metronome. It's a wonder that he is able to move, being as heavy and fat as he is, but surprisingly he handles himself with ease.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, weighing in at 650 pounds, from Des Moines, Iowa, he is the AWS Television Champion, QUINLAN QUAIL!
BR: Here comes the man who has been killed & pissed on. Looking to end this here tonight.
Seconds before the sound of the bell echos throughout the arena Johnny Anomaly’s music blasts over the sound system. The man with no fear saunters out onto the stage a grin on his face, absorbing all of the cheers and chants from the fans. Around his elbow is a bulky elbow pad covered with a deep, red velvet that's tied right over the point of his elbow. Johnny swings a microphone around in his hand.
MH: What’s on his arm and what the hell is he doing out here!?
BR: Maybe if you shut up for once we can listen and hear what he has to say.
MH: What is that supposed to mean?!
Johnny averts his attention from the fans to the two men standing in the ring and the one woman standing outside of the ring. Quinlan Quail and Cali-Kate look on with perplexed looks on their faces and while Rocky Hollywood’s face is twisted in rage.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: As the good person I have become in the past month or so I’ve learned that a good person shouldn’t normally get involved in other people’s business other than their own. But I’ve also learned as a good person you don’t sit back and let your friend get taken advantage of.
Anomaly elicits a big pop from the crowd. He waits for them to simmer down before pressing on.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: Rocky Hollywood, this may or may not come as a surprise to you but you’re a douche bag. All of this time I’ve spent becoming a good person I’ve watched you take advantage of so many other competitors i n Apex. You’ve been torturing one of my newest friends Quinlan Quail for weeks and it’s sickening. This past week you took advantage of my mentor Jon Rocks just so you could in turn take advantage of my newest friend and tag team partner Cali-Kate.
A second time he gets a huge pop from the crowd. They start chanting; ‘TEAM EP-IC! TEAM EP-IC! TEAM EP-IC!’
JOHNNY ANOMALY: I know as much as Kate doesn’t want to be in your corner shes a girl of her word and I understand that. Tonight, Johnny Anomaly levels the playing field. Tonight I’m gonna be in Quinlan Quails corner to make sure you don’t screw him out of his championship.
A third time the crowd booms in excitement. Rocky almost explodes in the ring and begins yelling at the referee to get Johnny Anomaly out of here. The referee only replies with a shrug. A massive smile finds its way to Quinlan’s massive face.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: I’m not going to interfere unless I have to. Rocky karma is a bitch and for most people it comes back to bite them in the ass. Sadly for you its gonna spin around and knock your teeth out of your mouth.
Anomaly rips the velvet covering off of his elbow pad and holds it out so show everyone in the arena just what it is. Just like on Ascension it;s covered in Legos but this time the word KARMA is cleverly spelled in the bright plastic pieces over his elbow. He drops the microphone and heads down to the ring holding his elbow out, staring directly at Rocky. He makes his way to the corner where Quinlan was leaning against and begins to clap for the big man.
MH: Someone call security! Someone call Mason! Someone call someone! There is a madman out here!
BR: No one can stop Anomaly! He’s out here to help a friend in need! Now shut it Heenan and call the match, it’s about to start!
MH: And those two will have to team up later on tonight. How is this all going to play out!
BR: We're about to find out... there's the bell.
Quinlan and Rocky stand nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Quinlan begins to quiver with anger as he stares into the eyes of the man who ended his life. Rocky slaps him in the face! Quinlan grits his teeth and slowly turns his head back towards Rocky. Rocky’ eyes widen as he sees the fury in Quinlan’s eyes…he begs Quinlan off… Quinlan grabs him and heaves him into the corner, unloading on him with lefts and rights to the body!
BR: Boy, the people have been begging for this! Let him have it, Quin!
Rocky contorting as if he’s being riddled with bullets and Quinlan with a massive hip toss back to the center of the ring! Rocky slides into the corner from the force, right into the ring post, which catches him between the legs!
MH: Ahhhh!
BR: Look at the power of Quinlan!
Quinlan stretches his arms and lets out a ferocious war cry, which the crowd returns to him. Rocky crawls back towards the center of the ring and Quinlan strides over and pulls him up. He shoves him back into the corner and drives his knee into Rocky’s gut. Rocky hunches over, the wind knocked out of him. Quinlan whips him hard to the opposite corner…Rocky hits the turnbuckle chest first and snaps back to the mat.
BR: My God, Quinlan is utterly dominating Rocky!
MH: Come on, Rocky! You’ve gotta do something!
Quinlan pulls Rocky to his feet and whips him to the ropes…SPINEBUSTER! No! Rocky hangs on and he has Quinlan stuck in a guillotine!
BR: What a counter!
MH: Yes! Choke him out! He’s going to choke him to death again!
Rocky tightens the hold as much as he can and then bobs up and down on the mat to increase the pressure. Quinlan’s arms flail as he searches for a way out. Rocky arches his back as Quinlan plants his foot in the mat and tries to leverage himself up. Quinlan has him up off the mat but he quickly succumbs to the choke hold and drops back to his knees. Rocky sneering his lips as he rears back and Quinlan delivers a couple of body shots in desperation. Rocky hangs on though and the referee checks Quinlan…he lifts his arm
Once…
Twice…
Three times…and NO!!! Quinlan keeps his arm up on the third try!
BR: That was damn close.
Rocky cinches in the hold even tighter and Quinlan reaches out…and grabs the rope!
BR: Quinlan was nearly unconscious and perhaps out of instinct grabbed that bottom rope...and that is what makes Rocky such a dangerous man in that ring, Michael…he turned a spinebuster into a guillotine!
MH: And now Quinlan has no idea where he is!
BR: Rocky had that hold on him, like a boa constrictor squeezing the life out of Quinlan…
Rocky refuses to let go of the chokehold and Johnny Anomaly springs into action, separating Rocky from Quinlan. Johnny and Rocky start yelling at each other. “I could buy you” Rocky laughs at him. Johnny swings with his elbow pad and imprints Lego in his face!
BR: Now Cali-Kate is up on the ring apron, she’s telling Johnny to get down and let Rocky and Quin handle their business!
MH: And those two could become Tag Team champions right here tonight!
Kate and Johnny step back off the apron in agreement and Rocky turns back to Quinlan. Rocky starts to pull Quinlan to his feet, but Quinlan fires a shot to the gut of Rocky, Rocky fires back a thumb a European uppercut! Quinlan to his feet and he fires back with a slap across the chest of Rocky! Rocky reels and Quinlan runs in... clothesline! No! Rocky ducks under and grabs Quinlan... Inverted DDT!
BR: Rocky with a cover.
One...
KICKOUT!
BR: Quin with a huge power out!
Rocky scrambles to get to his feet and Quinlan runs in... they lock up... Quinlan grabs Rocky by the head... THE HUGELIEST HEADBUTT!! Rocky slumps into the corner.... Quinlan runs in with a big splash... EXTRA GRAVY! NO! Rocky puts the boot up and Quinlan runs right into it! Quinlan stumbles backwards towards the ropes... Rocky springs out the corner and he rocks Quinlan over the top rope with a violent clothesline!!
BR: And Rocky with such a force there that he spills to the outside as well!
MH: They both hit that outside padding hard. It's padded, but not by much.
Rocky gets to his feet first and stomps the leg of Quinlan, and again, and again, and again. Rocky just stomping away at the leg of the big man.
MH: Smart move here by Rocky Hollywood... to take down a tree you have to chop.. chop away!
The crowd boos Rocky as he stops stomping and raises his hands in the air mockingly. Rocky walks down to the corner where one of the tubs of Lego's is. Rocky picks it up and walks it back to Quinlan... Rocky waits for the big man to get up and he tosses the bucket on Quinlan rendering him unable to see the Rocky Hollywood dropkick that was up next!
BR: Rocky Hollywood is taking it to Quinlan now and the fans are not happy about it!
MH: They better get used to it, you're looking at their next Tag Team champion!
BR: That remains to be seen.
Quinlan still has Lego's covering him as Rocky drops down and makes the cover. The referee slides into position...
One...
Two-KICKOUT!
BR: Quinlan out just after two there.
Rocky picks up Quinlan by the arm and neck, he pulls Quinlan into his body and whips him into the barricade! NO! Quinlan reverses it! NO! Rocky with a counter and he brings Quinlan back in with a short arm clothesline that rocks the champion!! Quinlan crawls to his feet and rests on the ringside barricade. Rocky yells out and runs towards Quinlan... Rocky leaps... Quinlan catches him in mid-air!
BR: Quinlan just caught a nearly 300-pound man with ease!
Rocky squirms to get free but Quinlan tosses him backwards over his head with an incredible show of strength! The fans narrowly avoid getting crushed by Rocky Hollywood!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
MH: I thought Quinlan loved the fans! He almost crushed them!
BR: Hey, you said it yourself.. Falls Count Anywhere! And the fans seemed to love it!
Quinlan stands up and reaches over the barricade and pulls Rocky Hollywood back up by his neck. Quinlan positions himself and he lifts Rocky back over the barricade and down with a gutwrench suplex! Rocky hits the back of his head on the mat hard and Quinlan cover him.
One...
Two...
T-KICKOUT!
BR: Somehow Rocky kicked out of that!
Quinlan back to his feet and he reaches underneath the ring for something. After a few moment he pulls out a chair...
MH: Buddy, is that chair made of...
BR: LEGOS?!?!?
MH: It's Lego.
BR: What? No. It's Lego's or Legos.
MH: LEGOLAND BITCH!
BR: Quinal with that chair made entirely of Lego... that's got to be a couple thousand lego's put together and Rocky doesn't see it coming.
MH: Look out Rocky!
Quinlan swings the Lego chair and it smashes over the face and chest of Rocky Hollywood! The Lego go flying everywhere, the fans go nuts and Rocky Hollywood falls to the ground!
BR: Rocky's busted open! Those things are sharp as razorblades!
MH: Quinlan covers and I'm afraid that's all she wrote.
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!
Shoulder up! Rocky just able to get his shoulder up and we continue!
Quinlan again to his feet and he scoops up Rocky over his shoulder and walks him back to the ring. Quinlan rolls Rocky back into the ring and then he rolls in. Quinlan brings Rocky to his feet and sends him into the corner turnbuckle. Quinlan follows in with a rough clothesline that uses almost all his weight on the challenger. The crowd is in an uproar but Quinlan begs them to quiet down. As the crowd obeys he reaches his oven mit sized palm high into the air and brings it down onto the chest of Rocky!
SLAP!
With the crowd nearly silent the slap echoes throughout the arena! Quinlan reaches back and goes for it again.
SLAP!
Rocky falls forward to the mat in pain. The crowd cannot contain themselves and longer and roar with laughter and applause for Quinlan.
BR: The champ is back on the attack and he just slapped Rocky to the mat.
Quinlan raises Rocky to his feet and takes him back down with a spinning sidewalk slam! Quinlan rolls back out of the ring and grabs one of the buckets of Lego. He climbs back into the ring with the bucket in hand.
MH: What's he doing, Buddy?
BR: It looks like Quinlan is dumping all of those individual lego pieces all over one side of the ring.
Quinlan dumps the out the bucket of Lego all over the ring and he scoops up Rocky off of the mat... Quinlan pick him up... CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! NO! Rocky with a low blow! Quinlan drops him down and Rocky lifts Quinlan up... scoop slam onto the Lego!!!!
BR: Rocky Hollywood just picked up 650 pounds and dumped him straight onto those Lego!
MH: I think that's got to be the first person in AWS history to pick Quinlan up!
BR: To make things worse it was on all of those Lego pieces!
Quinlan arches his back in pain as the Lego are stuck all in his back. Rocky drops down and makes the cover.
One...
Two...
TH-NO!
BR: Quin with a shoulder up!
Rocky rolls Quinlan back over on top of the Lego and locks in the crossface!
BR: MONEY MAKER! MONEY MAKER!
MH: He's got it locked in the middle of the ring!
Quinlan screams out in pain as he reaches for the ropes. Quinlan reaches and scoots around trying to overpower Rocky.
BR: Rocky really has that locked in and Quinlan isn't going anywhere.
Quinlan scoots all the way to the rope but he is just out of reach... he stretches his arm out but the arm falls to the mat.
MH: I think he's out of it. He's passed out!
The referee checks on Quinlan and raises his hand.
Once...
The referee raises his hand again...
Twice..
The referee raises his hand a third time...
NO!!!
Quinlan raises his hand back up and the fans go insane! Quinlan is inspired by their cheers and he somehow finds the strength to get to his feet... Rocky won't let go... Quinlan spins around and just falls backwards with Rocky on his back!
BR: RIGHT ON THE LEGO!!
MH: Both men are about dead in there! They both want it so bad.
BR: Damn right!
Quinlan and Rocky both lay on the ground in pain in exhaustion. Both men climb to their feet and Rocky spits in the eyes of Quinlan. Kick to the gut! POVERTY CALL!
MH: Poverty call!
BR: No! No! Quinlan backdrop's him off. He picks him up!
CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! Cover by Quinlan!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... and STILL Television champion... QUINLAN QUAIL!
BR: And there's the buckets of Lego's. You have to think those are going to come into play here tonight.
MH: Ha! Lego's... this match is surely not going to be a children's game.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. The match is a falls count anywhere LEGO match! And it is for the AWS Television Championship!!!
"Longhorns" hits and the crowd starts to heavily boo as Rocky Hollywood's limo pulls out on stage. The driver quickly exits the limo and runs to the back to open the door for Rocky Hollywood. Rocky steps out followed by Cali-Kate!
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing first, the challenger, being accompanied to the ring by CALI-KATE, weighing in at 287 pounds, from Hollywood, California... ROCKY HOLLYWOOD!!!
BR: Kate has lived up to her word, but she does not look pleased about it!
"Ready for the Floor" by Hot Chip blares over the speakers and the fans rise to their feet for the Television champion. Quinlan steps out onto the entrance ramp carrying the AWS TV title amid a chorus of cheers from the fans.Quinlan dances to the ring, skipping and swaying happily. His bulk sways side to side, almost like a metronome. It's a wonder that he is able to move, being as heavy and fat as he is, but surprisingly he handles himself with ease.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, weighing in at 650 pounds, from Des Moines, Iowa, he is the AWS Television Champion, QUINLAN QUAIL!
BR: Here comes the man who has been killed & pissed on. Looking to end this here tonight.
Seconds before the sound of the bell echos throughout the arena Johnny Anomaly’s music blasts over the sound system. The man with no fear saunters out onto the stage a grin on his face, absorbing all of the cheers and chants from the fans. Around his elbow is a bulky elbow pad covered with a deep, red velvet that's tied right over the point of his elbow. Johnny swings a microphone around in his hand.
MH: What’s on his arm and what the hell is he doing out here!?
BR: Maybe if you shut up for once we can listen and hear what he has to say.
MH: What is that supposed to mean?!
Johnny averts his attention from the fans to the two men standing in the ring and the one woman standing outside of the ring. Quinlan Quail and Cali-Kate look on with perplexed looks on their faces and while Rocky Hollywood’s face is twisted in rage.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: As the good person I have become in the past month or so I’ve learned that a good person shouldn’t normally get involved in other people’s business other than their own. But I’ve also learned as a good person you don’t sit back and let your friend get taken advantage of.
Anomaly elicits a big pop from the crowd. He waits for them to simmer down before pressing on.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: Rocky Hollywood, this may or may not come as a surprise to you but you’re a douche bag. All of this time I’ve spent becoming a good person I’ve watched you take advantage of so many other competitors i n Apex. You’ve been torturing one of my newest friends Quinlan Quail for weeks and it’s sickening. This past week you took advantage of my mentor Jon Rocks just so you could in turn take advantage of my newest friend and tag team partner Cali-Kate.
A second time he gets a huge pop from the crowd. They start chanting; ‘TEAM EP-IC! TEAM EP-IC! TEAM EP-IC!’
JOHNNY ANOMALY: I know as much as Kate doesn’t want to be in your corner shes a girl of her word and I understand that. Tonight, Johnny Anomaly levels the playing field. Tonight I’m gonna be in Quinlan Quails corner to make sure you don’t screw him out of his championship.
A third time the crowd booms in excitement. Rocky almost explodes in the ring and begins yelling at the referee to get Johnny Anomaly out of here. The referee only replies with a shrug. A massive smile finds its way to Quinlan’s massive face.
JOHNNY ANOMALY: I’m not going to interfere unless I have to. Rocky karma is a bitch and for most people it comes back to bite them in the ass. Sadly for you its gonna spin around and knock your teeth out of your mouth.
Anomaly rips the velvet covering off of his elbow pad and holds it out so show everyone in the arena just what it is. Just like on Ascension it;s covered in Legos but this time the word KARMA is cleverly spelled in the bright plastic pieces over his elbow. He drops the microphone and heads down to the ring holding his elbow out, staring directly at Rocky. He makes his way to the corner where Quinlan was leaning against and begins to clap for the big man.
MH: Someone call security! Someone call Mason! Someone call someone! There is a madman out here!
BR: No one can stop Anomaly! He’s out here to help a friend in need! Now shut it Heenan and call the match, it’s about to start!
MH: And those two will have to team up later on tonight. How is this all going to play out!
BR: We're about to find out... there's the bell.
Quinlan and Rocky stand nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Quinlan begins to quiver with anger as he stares into the eyes of the man who ended his life. Rocky slaps him in the face! Quinlan grits his teeth and slowly turns his head back towards Rocky. Rocky’ eyes widen as he sees the fury in Quinlan’s eyes…he begs Quinlan off… Quinlan grabs him and heaves him into the corner, unloading on him with lefts and rights to the body!
BR: Boy, the people have been begging for this! Let him have it, Quin!
Rocky contorting as if he’s being riddled with bullets and Quinlan with a massive hip toss back to the center of the ring! Rocky slides into the corner from the force, right into the ring post, which catches him between the legs!
MH: Ahhhh!
BR: Look at the power of Quinlan!
Quinlan stretches his arms and lets out a ferocious war cry, which the crowd returns to him. Rocky crawls back towards the center of the ring and Quinlan strides over and pulls him up. He shoves him back into the corner and drives his knee into Rocky’s gut. Rocky hunches over, the wind knocked out of him. Quinlan whips him hard to the opposite corner…Rocky hits the turnbuckle chest first and snaps back to the mat.
BR: My God, Quinlan is utterly dominating Rocky!
MH: Come on, Rocky! You’ve gotta do something!
Quinlan pulls Rocky to his feet and whips him to the ropes…SPINEBUSTER! No! Rocky hangs on and he has Quinlan stuck in a guillotine!
BR: What a counter!
MH: Yes! Choke him out! He’s going to choke him to death again!
Rocky tightens the hold as much as he can and then bobs up and down on the mat to increase the pressure. Quinlan’s arms flail as he searches for a way out. Rocky arches his back as Quinlan plants his foot in the mat and tries to leverage himself up. Quinlan has him up off the mat but he quickly succumbs to the choke hold and drops back to his knees. Rocky sneering his lips as he rears back and Quinlan delivers a couple of body shots in desperation. Rocky hangs on though and the referee checks Quinlan…he lifts his arm
Once…
Twice…
Three times…and NO!!! Quinlan keeps his arm up on the third try!
BR: That was damn close.
Rocky cinches in the hold even tighter and Quinlan reaches out…and grabs the rope!
BR: Quinlan was nearly unconscious and perhaps out of instinct grabbed that bottom rope...and that is what makes Rocky such a dangerous man in that ring, Michael…he turned a spinebuster into a guillotine!
MH: And now Quinlan has no idea where he is!
BR: Rocky had that hold on him, like a boa constrictor squeezing the life out of Quinlan…
Rocky refuses to let go of the chokehold and Johnny Anomaly springs into action, separating Rocky from Quinlan. Johnny and Rocky start yelling at each other. “I could buy you” Rocky laughs at him. Johnny swings with his elbow pad and imprints Lego in his face!
BR: Now Cali-Kate is up on the ring apron, she’s telling Johnny to get down and let Rocky and Quin handle their business!
MH: And those two could become Tag Team champions right here tonight!
Kate and Johnny step back off the apron in agreement and Rocky turns back to Quinlan. Rocky starts to pull Quinlan to his feet, but Quinlan fires a shot to the gut of Rocky, Rocky fires back a thumb a European uppercut! Quinlan to his feet and he fires back with a slap across the chest of Rocky! Rocky reels and Quinlan runs in... clothesline! No! Rocky ducks under and grabs Quinlan... Inverted DDT!
BR: Rocky with a cover.
One...
KICKOUT!
BR: Quin with a huge power out!
Rocky scrambles to get to his feet and Quinlan runs in... they lock up... Quinlan grabs Rocky by the head... THE HUGELIEST HEADBUTT!! Rocky slumps into the corner.... Quinlan runs in with a big splash... EXTRA GRAVY! NO! Rocky puts the boot up and Quinlan runs right into it! Quinlan stumbles backwards towards the ropes... Rocky springs out the corner and he rocks Quinlan over the top rope with a violent clothesline!!
BR: And Rocky with such a force there that he spills to the outside as well!
MH: They both hit that outside padding hard. It's padded, but not by much.
Rocky gets to his feet first and stomps the leg of Quinlan, and again, and again, and again. Rocky just stomping away at the leg of the big man.
MH: Smart move here by Rocky Hollywood... to take down a tree you have to chop.. chop away!
The crowd boos Rocky as he stops stomping and raises his hands in the air mockingly. Rocky walks down to the corner where one of the tubs of Lego's is. Rocky picks it up and walks it back to Quinlan... Rocky waits for the big man to get up and he tosses the bucket on Quinlan rendering him unable to see the Rocky Hollywood dropkick that was up next!
BR: Rocky Hollywood is taking it to Quinlan now and the fans are not happy about it!
MH: They better get used to it, you're looking at their next Tag Team champion!
BR: That remains to be seen.
Quinlan still has Lego's covering him as Rocky drops down and makes the cover. The referee slides into position...
One...
Two-KICKOUT!
BR: Quinlan out just after two there.
Rocky picks up Quinlan by the arm and neck, he pulls Quinlan into his body and whips him into the barricade! NO! Quinlan reverses it! NO! Rocky with a counter and he brings Quinlan back in with a short arm clothesline that rocks the champion!! Quinlan crawls to his feet and rests on the ringside barricade. Rocky yells out and runs towards Quinlan... Rocky leaps... Quinlan catches him in mid-air!
BR: Quinlan just caught a nearly 300-pound man with ease!
Rocky squirms to get free but Quinlan tosses him backwards over his head with an incredible show of strength! The fans narrowly avoid getting crushed by Rocky Hollywood!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
MH: I thought Quinlan loved the fans! He almost crushed them!
BR: Hey, you said it yourself.. Falls Count Anywhere! And the fans seemed to love it!
Quinlan stands up and reaches over the barricade and pulls Rocky Hollywood back up by his neck. Quinlan positions himself and he lifts Rocky back over the barricade and down with a gutwrench suplex! Rocky hits the back of his head on the mat hard and Quinlan cover him.
One...
Two...
T-KICKOUT!
BR: Somehow Rocky kicked out of that!
Quinlan back to his feet and he reaches underneath the ring for something. After a few moment he pulls out a chair...
MH: Buddy, is that chair made of...
BR: LEGOS?!?!?
MH: It's Lego.
BR: What? No. It's Lego's or Legos.
MH: LEGOLAND BITCH!
BR: Quinal with that chair made entirely of Lego... that's got to be a couple thousand lego's put together and Rocky doesn't see it coming.
MH: Look out Rocky!
Quinlan swings the Lego chair and it smashes over the face and chest of Rocky Hollywood! The Lego go flying everywhere, the fans go nuts and Rocky Hollywood falls to the ground!
BR: Rocky's busted open! Those things are sharp as razorblades!
MH: Quinlan covers and I'm afraid that's all she wrote.
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!
Shoulder up! Rocky just able to get his shoulder up and we continue!
Quinlan again to his feet and he scoops up Rocky over his shoulder and walks him back to the ring. Quinlan rolls Rocky back into the ring and then he rolls in. Quinlan brings Rocky to his feet and sends him into the corner turnbuckle. Quinlan follows in with a rough clothesline that uses almost all his weight on the challenger. The crowd is in an uproar but Quinlan begs them to quiet down. As the crowd obeys he reaches his oven mit sized palm high into the air and brings it down onto the chest of Rocky!
SLAP!
With the crowd nearly silent the slap echoes throughout the arena! Quinlan reaches back and goes for it again.
SLAP!
Rocky falls forward to the mat in pain. The crowd cannot contain themselves and longer and roar with laughter and applause for Quinlan.
BR: The champ is back on the attack and he just slapped Rocky to the mat.
Quinlan raises Rocky to his feet and takes him back down with a spinning sidewalk slam! Quinlan rolls back out of the ring and grabs one of the buckets of Lego. He climbs back into the ring with the bucket in hand.
MH: What's he doing, Buddy?
BR: It looks like Quinlan is dumping all of those individual lego pieces all over one side of the ring.
Quinlan dumps the out the bucket of Lego all over the ring and he scoops up Rocky off of the mat... Quinlan pick him up... CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! NO! Rocky with a low blow! Quinlan drops him down and Rocky lifts Quinlan up... scoop slam onto the Lego!!!!
BR: Rocky Hollywood just picked up 650 pounds and dumped him straight onto those Lego!
MH: I think that's got to be the first person in AWS history to pick Quinlan up!
BR: To make things worse it was on all of those Lego pieces!
Quinlan arches his back in pain as the Lego are stuck all in his back. Rocky drops down and makes the cover.
One...
Two...
TH-NO!
BR: Quin with a shoulder up!
Rocky rolls Quinlan back over on top of the Lego and locks in the crossface!
BR: MONEY MAKER! MONEY MAKER!
MH: He's got it locked in the middle of the ring!
Quinlan screams out in pain as he reaches for the ropes. Quinlan reaches and scoots around trying to overpower Rocky.
BR: Rocky really has that locked in and Quinlan isn't going anywhere.
Quinlan scoots all the way to the rope but he is just out of reach... he stretches his arm out but the arm falls to the mat.
MH: I think he's out of it. He's passed out!
The referee checks on Quinlan and raises his hand.
Once...
The referee raises his hand again...
Twice..
The referee raises his hand a third time...
NO!!!
Quinlan raises his hand back up and the fans go insane! Quinlan is inspired by their cheers and he somehow finds the strength to get to his feet... Rocky won't let go... Quinlan spins around and just falls backwards with Rocky on his back!
BR: RIGHT ON THE LEGO!!
MH: Both men are about dead in there! They both want it so bad.
BR: Damn right!
Quinlan and Rocky both lay on the ground in pain in exhaustion. Both men climb to their feet and Rocky spits in the eyes of Quinlan. Kick to the gut! POVERTY CALL!
MH: Poverty call!
BR: No! No! Quinlan backdrop's him off. He picks him up!
CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! Cover by Quinlan!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... and STILL Television champion... QUINLAN QUAIL!
WINNER: QUINLAN QUAIL (STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION)
BR: Wow! What a brutal match!
MH: And that damn Quinlan walks away with the TV title! Rocky will have to keep looking for his first title.
BR: I think Quinlan was just to driven. On another night or against another man Rocky had this in the bag, easy.
MH: Rocky IS a future champion. I guarantee it. He will have his day in the light. He did beat the former Intercontinental champion last week.
BR: Well, let's show you the debut and carnage of the new Tag Team champions as the crew cleans up this wreckage in preparation for the three team tag team match.
A video package showing the carnage by Scorch & Megaton is shown...
MH: And that damn Quinlan walks away with the TV title! Rocky will have to keep looking for his first title.
BR: I think Quinlan was just to driven. On another night or against another man Rocky had this in the bag, easy.
MH: Rocky IS a future champion. I guarantee it. He will have his day in the light. He did beat the former Intercontinental champion last week.
BR: Well, let's show you the debut and carnage of the new Tag Team champions as the crew cleans up this wreckage in preparation for the three team tag team match.
A video package showing the carnage by Scorch & Megaton is shown...
CALI-KATE & JOHNNY ANOMALY VS
ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG & MICHAEL FALCONE VS
SCORCH(C) & MEGATON(C)
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
"All About That Bass" hits the PA system and the lights begin to flash light blues and pinks throughout the arena. The men in the audience begin to hoot and holler when from behind the curtain, Kate comes out with a big smile, dancing to the music. When the tempo picks up, she begins to skip down the ramp exchanging high fives with audience members. When she gets to ringside, she goes straight for the stairs and walks up to the apron. She waves to the audience then enters the ring posing in the ring. As her music fades, she goes to her corner and starts warming up for her match.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a triple threat tag team match scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWS Tag Team championship! Introducing first, the challengers, hailing from Laguna Beach, California, weighing in at 136 pounds... CALI-KATE!
BR: This young woman has been impressive so far. I was VERY impressive with her & Johnny's amicable match last week.
MH: It made me sick. The new champs shouldn't have their titles on the line in this.
"The Scorpio" by Megadeth blasts over the speakers and Johnny Anomaly comes out onto the stage and once the second set of guitars starts. (The strings part of the song gets cut out). Once the singing starts he heads down to the ring and starts to taunt and yell at the fans, mocking them and making fun of them. Once he gets to the ring he always singles out one fan and begins to get in said fans face and make fun of them. After he's had his fill he slides into the ring and sits on one of the top turnbuckles and smirks as he awaits Quinlan.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing her partner, representing The Anarchy, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 225 pounds... JOHNNY ANOMALY!
BR: This is an interesting team.
MH: To say the least. Some dumb geek girl and a man who is throwing away a perfectly good attitude to become a goody two-shoes? Wow. What a team.
Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World" by Steel Panther hits over the speakers and the diminutive dynamite Rockstar Owen Young steps out onto the stage amid fireworks. Owen Young's entrance is be fitting to that of a rock star. Strutting down toward the ring, blowing kisses to the fans and occasionally playing some air guitar, loud fireworks popping off all over the place as he does so.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, the challengers, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 180 pounds... ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG!
BR: Rockstar didn't have any luck with Hex as a partner and you saw how that ended.
MH: He put her ass out of business!
BR: Let's hope he has better luck with his new partner.
Michael Falcone, coming out wearing mafia like attire complete with a matching hat and a cigar walks to the ring, caring not for the many boos he receives, walking up the steps and into the ring he looks to the crowd and flips them the bird before standing in the corner.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, his partner, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 242 pounds... "THE DON" MICHAEL FALCONE!
BR: He had a big, big win last week.
MH: He needs to take advantage of this rare title opportunity.
Megaton comes out first, though no music plays. Instead all is quite as the extremely large man stands on the stage, a single spot-light shines down on him. Slowly he brings a microphone to his lips.
"The master of flame,
A man filled with sin
the keeper of the monster
opponents run in fear
The god of the ring.
Inferior beings, watch in awe.
My brother, lacking flaw.
Fear the burn lit like a torch.
I present to you the immortal Scorch."
Scorch's music hits and he walks out onto the entrance ramp as fire erupts from all around the stage. With a nod to his monster of a brother the duo slowly and confidently walk to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, they are the AWS Tag Team champions, hailing from Somewhere You Don't Want To Go, weighing in at a combined weight of 686 pounds... SCORCH & MEGATON!
BR: Here come the new Tag Team champions! They have been very dominant so far.
MH: Let's see if they can hold on to them. Winning a title is one thing. Defending it is another.
The referee chooses Scorch & Megaton and Owen & Michael, and flips a coin. It's heads. That means Scorch & Megaton will start. The referee flips the coin again to determine between Owen & Michael and Kate & Johnny. It's heads, this means Cali-Kate & Johnny will start as well. Owen & Michael step out. Scorch starts with Johnny as the bell sounds.
BR: And we are off! This is a SINGLE FALL match. Two teams legal at once, you can tag your partner or one of the team not legal. The first pinfall or submission wins.
Johnny locks up with Scorch. Scorch overpowers Johnny and pushes him down. Scorch laughs out loud as Johnny grabs Scorch with a small package!
One...
Two...
THRE-NO! Kickout!
BR: Whoah! That was almost three!
MH: Scorch & Megaton have to be careful not to get over confident!
Scorch ducks a clothesline by Johnny and hits Johnny with a big powerslam. Scorch covers Johnny.
On-KICKOUT!
Johnny grabs the wrists of Scorch and hits a twisting spin into a neckbreaker. Johnny tags in Michael Falcone. As Michael gets in the ring Scorch tags in Megaton.
BR: Here comes Falcone... and Megaton!
Falcone charges Megaton but Megaton reverses with a POETRY IN MOTION!
MH: What a slam!
BR: Megaton covers Falcone!
One...
Two...
THR-NO! Out of nowhere Kate bounces off the top rope and hit a diving dropkick to break the pin! Megaton charges after Kate but she darts towards the rope but she slides out. Johnny tags himself in on Megaton!
BR: Smart! Johnny tags himself in on Megaton. Now it's Johnny and Falcone.
Johnny walks over and tries to cover Falcone.
One...
Two...
T-KICKOUT!
MH: Too much time has elapsed!
Falcone hits a low blow on Johnny while the referee wasn't looking and tags in Owen.
BR: Here comes Rockstar Owen Young!
Rockstar gets in and starts swinging at Johnny and lands a few good shots. Rockstar jumps on Johnny's head and starts clawing, but Johnny flips him on his back and hits a GRINNING SIN!
MH: Backpack stunner!
Johnny picks up Owen and sets him up... CORRUPTED! Bam!
BR: Corrupted! Corrupted!
Johnny covers Owen!
One...
Two....
THR- NO! Scorch jumps in the ring and pulls Owen out from under Johnny!
MH: Look at him drag Owen!
Scorch drags Owen over and he hops out to the apron. Scorch then leans in and tags Owen, tagging himself in.
BR: Don't think I've ever seen that before!
Scorch gets in as Owen rolls out. Scorch flies in and nails a SHOVEL KICK on Johnny! Johnny is reeling but he didn't fall down. Scorch sets up and nails a SINZIGUIRI on Johnny!
MH: Johnny is down!
Scorch covers Johnny.
One...
Two...
THRE-KICKOUT!
BR: Two! Two!
Johnny is crawling to Kate who is begging for the hot tag! But Scorch has a hold of his ankle and drags him out to the middle of the ring. Johnny flips around with an enzuigiri of his own! Johnny dives and tags Kate! Kate jumps on top of the rope and hits a diving cross body on Scorch and kips up.
MH: Here comes Kate!
Scorch is up... GEEK CHIC KICK on Scorch! GEEK CHICK KICK on Megaton!
BR: She's trying to clean house!
Owen steps in the ring but gets caught with a clothesline sending him back over! Scorch is up... clothesline! No! Kate ducks, STARSTRUCK!
MH: Double underhook facebuster!
Kate covers Scorch!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here are your winners via pinfall... CALI-KATE & JOHNNY ANOMALY!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a triple threat tag team match scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWS Tag Team championship! Introducing first, the challengers, hailing from Laguna Beach, California, weighing in at 136 pounds... CALI-KATE!
BR: This young woman has been impressive so far. I was VERY impressive with her & Johnny's amicable match last week.
MH: It made me sick. The new champs shouldn't have their titles on the line in this.
"The Scorpio" by Megadeth blasts over the speakers and Johnny Anomaly comes out onto the stage and once the second set of guitars starts. (The strings part of the song gets cut out). Once the singing starts he heads down to the ring and starts to taunt and yell at the fans, mocking them and making fun of them. Once he gets to the ring he always singles out one fan and begins to get in said fans face and make fun of them. After he's had his fill he slides into the ring and sits on one of the top turnbuckles and smirks as he awaits Quinlan.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing her partner, representing The Anarchy, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 225 pounds... JOHNNY ANOMALY!
BR: This is an interesting team.
MH: To say the least. Some dumb geek girl and a man who is throwing away a perfectly good attitude to become a goody two-shoes? Wow. What a team.
Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World" by Steel Panther hits over the speakers and the diminutive dynamite Rockstar Owen Young steps out onto the stage amid fireworks. Owen Young's entrance is be fitting to that of a rock star. Strutting down toward the ring, blowing kisses to the fans and occasionally playing some air guitar, loud fireworks popping off all over the place as he does so.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, the challengers, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 180 pounds... ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG!
BR: Rockstar didn't have any luck with Hex as a partner and you saw how that ended.
MH: He put her ass out of business!
BR: Let's hope he has better luck with his new partner.
Michael Falcone, coming out wearing mafia like attire complete with a matching hat and a cigar walks to the ring, caring not for the many boos he receives, walking up the steps and into the ring he looks to the crowd and flips them the bird before standing in the corner.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, his partner, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 242 pounds... "THE DON" MICHAEL FALCONE!
BR: He had a big, big win last week.
MH: He needs to take advantage of this rare title opportunity.
Megaton comes out first, though no music plays. Instead all is quite as the extremely large man stands on the stage, a single spot-light shines down on him. Slowly he brings a microphone to his lips.
"The master of flame,
A man filled with sin
the keeper of the monster
opponents run in fear
The god of the ring.
Inferior beings, watch in awe.
My brother, lacking flaw.
Fear the burn lit like a torch.
I present to you the immortal Scorch."
Scorch's music hits and he walks out onto the entrance ramp as fire erupts from all around the stage. With a nod to his monster of a brother the duo slowly and confidently walk to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, they are the AWS Tag Team champions, hailing from Somewhere You Don't Want To Go, weighing in at a combined weight of 686 pounds... SCORCH & MEGATON!
BR: Here come the new Tag Team champions! They have been very dominant so far.
MH: Let's see if they can hold on to them. Winning a title is one thing. Defending it is another.
The referee chooses Scorch & Megaton and Owen & Michael, and flips a coin. It's heads. That means Scorch & Megaton will start. The referee flips the coin again to determine between Owen & Michael and Kate & Johnny. It's heads, this means Cali-Kate & Johnny will start as well. Owen & Michael step out. Scorch starts with Johnny as the bell sounds.
BR: And we are off! This is a SINGLE FALL match. Two teams legal at once, you can tag your partner or one of the team not legal. The first pinfall or submission wins.
Johnny locks up with Scorch. Scorch overpowers Johnny and pushes him down. Scorch laughs out loud as Johnny grabs Scorch with a small package!
One...
Two...
THRE-NO! Kickout!
BR: Whoah! That was almost three!
MH: Scorch & Megaton have to be careful not to get over confident!
Scorch ducks a clothesline by Johnny and hits Johnny with a big powerslam. Scorch covers Johnny.
On-KICKOUT!
Johnny grabs the wrists of Scorch and hits a twisting spin into a neckbreaker. Johnny tags in Michael Falcone. As Michael gets in the ring Scorch tags in Megaton.
BR: Here comes Falcone... and Megaton!
Falcone charges Megaton but Megaton reverses with a POETRY IN MOTION!
MH: What a slam!
BR: Megaton covers Falcone!
One...
Two...
THR-NO! Out of nowhere Kate bounces off the top rope and hit a diving dropkick to break the pin! Megaton charges after Kate but she darts towards the rope but she slides out. Johnny tags himself in on Megaton!
BR: Smart! Johnny tags himself in on Megaton. Now it's Johnny and Falcone.
Johnny walks over and tries to cover Falcone.
One...
Two...
T-KICKOUT!
MH: Too much time has elapsed!
Falcone hits a low blow on Johnny while the referee wasn't looking and tags in Owen.
BR: Here comes Rockstar Owen Young!
Rockstar gets in and starts swinging at Johnny and lands a few good shots. Rockstar jumps on Johnny's head and starts clawing, but Johnny flips him on his back and hits a GRINNING SIN!
MH: Backpack stunner!
Johnny picks up Owen and sets him up... CORRUPTED! Bam!
BR: Corrupted! Corrupted!
Johnny covers Owen!
One...
Two....
THR- NO! Scorch jumps in the ring and pulls Owen out from under Johnny!
MH: Look at him drag Owen!
Scorch drags Owen over and he hops out to the apron. Scorch then leans in and tags Owen, tagging himself in.
BR: Don't think I've ever seen that before!
Scorch gets in as Owen rolls out. Scorch flies in and nails a SHOVEL KICK on Johnny! Johnny is reeling but he didn't fall down. Scorch sets up and nails a SINZIGUIRI on Johnny!
MH: Johnny is down!
Scorch covers Johnny.
One...
Two...
THRE-KICKOUT!
BR: Two! Two!
Johnny is crawling to Kate who is begging for the hot tag! But Scorch has a hold of his ankle and drags him out to the middle of the ring. Johnny flips around with an enzuigiri of his own! Johnny dives and tags Kate! Kate jumps on top of the rope and hits a diving cross body on Scorch and kips up.
MH: Here comes Kate!
Scorch is up... GEEK CHIC KICK on Scorch! GEEK CHICK KICK on Megaton!
BR: She's trying to clean house!
Owen steps in the ring but gets caught with a clothesline sending him back over! Scorch is up... clothesline! No! Kate ducks, STARSTRUCK!
MH: Double underhook facebuster!
Kate covers Scorch!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here are your winners via pinfall... CALI-KATE & JOHNNY ANOMALY!
WINNERS: CALI-KATE & JOHNNY ANOMALY (NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS)
BR: Wow! NEW Tag Team champions for a second week in a row!
MH: Wow! Kate and Johnny have to be ecstatic! But this is a travesty and I surely hope that Scorch & Megaton stick around to win them back!
BR: What a wild ride!
The camera cuts backstage showing Geoffrey James standing by with Jon Rocks.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Good evening. I am here with Jo-
Out of nowhere Joseph Steele comes up from behind Jon and hits him over the head with a steel chair!
BR: My god! Steele just hit Rocks with a Steel chair!
Steele pics up Rocks... LIVER SHOT followed up by a LAST CALL!
MH: Jesus! Steele is really laying it in to him before the match! A chair shot, Liver shit and Last call all before their match... which is next!
The camera takes us to a wide shot of the assembled fans inside the Colonial Life arena. After a night of action like tonight's, the crowd is at a fever pitch. They're screaming and shouting, pumping their fists and making it clear who they support in tonight's main event. One fan wearing a Liam McAllister t-shirt gets close to the camera and holds his shirt up to show support for Liam, only for a Lord Velvet fan to jump in front of him and shout him down. A moment later, BOTH men are covered over by a pair of fans holding up a massive OWEN LOVES KATE banner. The crowd is absolutely raucous, and the cheers only increase when some familiar music hits the speakers for the first time in weeks.
I WANT IT ALL...
I WANT IT ALL...
I WANT IT ALL...
AND I WANT IT NOW!
The music of former AWS Intercontinental champion Alex Kincaid comes over the speakers and the audience goes crazy. On the stage, his wife and manager Alyssa steps out onto the ramp and blows a kiss to the appreciative audience. She seems a bit awestruck by the reaction. Why wouldn't she be? The last time he was around, he was one of the most hated men in the company. She turns and points at the entranceway, and a moment later Kincaid himself comes walking out onto the stage. He's clearly not here to fight tonight, dressed in jeans and a Skynyrd t-shirt, but he looks amped up by the crowd. He stands on the stage and takes a breath, wiping a mess of long dark hair away from his face. He extends a hand to his wife and she smiles, taking it as the two of them make their way down the ramp together.
BR: I never thought we would see this man make the long walk to the ring ever again.
MH: You mean you WISHED we'd never see him again, after that beating he laid on you! But look at this, he's all smiles tonight.
They reach the ring steps and Alyssa heads up first, sitting on the middle rope to waive her husband in. He nods his appreciation and gets into the ring, walking across it to be handed a microphone from a sound tech. He takes a slow lap around the ring and looks like he's about to start speaking, only to put the microphone down again. Alyssa walks over and puts a hand on his shoulder, saying something that doesn't quite pick up on camera in an attempt to encourage him. He nods to her and then begins to speak.
KINCAID: So here I am. Standing in the middle of an Apex ring for the first time in weeks. And if I'm not mistaken, a few people out in that crowd are actually cheering for me...
More applause. He smirks a little.
KINCAID: Now, I've never been what anybody in our locker room would call a 'role model'. I'm not a nice guy, I don't wear a white hat. I am who I am. I've been called a bully, I've been called a maniac, I've been called words that if I were to say them in front of this camera it'd probably get us in a little bit of trouble with the PPV providers. Mostly, I'm a difficult guy. Difficult to care about. Difficult to support. I understand that. That's who I am and that isn't going to change.
The reaction is still mostly positive. He nods to himself and walks around the ring, collecting himself for his next words. This part will be difficult to say.
KINCAID: Now, ever since I had that match for the intercontinental championship with Jon Rocks there have been some rumors about my, uh, my...my physical condition. I'm sure you guys have heard the internet scuttlebutt, you've heard all the rumors going around about me. About my neck. About the injuries that have been adding up. You know, we've been getting a lot of tweets. A lot of emails. Even a couple of letters, straight up snail mail, asking if I'm okay and hoping that all the rumors are false. Hoping that I'd be able to come out here and announce that the rumors aren't true. That I'm fine. That I'm going to get back in the ring and try to get to the top of this company again.
Kincaid watches the audience's reaction, listening to the buzz of anticipation. A small chant of his name starts somewhere off in the nosebleeds and he simply stands there and watches the crowd for a minute. Then he speaks again.
KINCAID: I don't think I've ever been responsible for a happy ending in wrestling and I'm not going to start today. Because yeah, the rumors are true. I'm here tonight to announce my retirement from professional wrestling.
The audience makes their displeasure with this announcement clear and he bows his head, deep in thought for a moment. The announcers, typically quiet while something like this is going on, can't help but break in.
BR: ...Wow...
MH: I mean, I thought he was going to come back and...
KINCAID: I fought harder to win that intercontinental title than I'd ever fought to win anything in wrestling. You know, you'll hear a lot of guys in this company say that this is the best wrestling company on earth. And even when I was at my worst, even when everybody thought I was a complete scumbag, I wasn't afraid to admit that everyone around me was a hell of a talent. So when you spend months at war with a guy like Jon Rocks, you come out changed. And for me, who'd been doing this for a long time already and already had a lot of miles on his body...it was just a little too much you know? There's risks for me to stay and do this any longer. But it's not just the injuries, it's not just the wear and tear.
He looks over at his wife with his next words.
KINCAID: I don't like who I've been the past few months. I don't like how far I'm pushing myself, how obsessed I've become. It's getting harder and harder to look in the mirror. It's getting harder and harder to look at this beautiful woman without wondering why the hell she bothers me. Now, and hon this is for you, I might be able to live with myself if I had to raise our kids from a wheelchair. But I couldn't live with myself if I ever made you hate me.
She goes to argue with him, stepping toward him and trying to reassure him. By the sounds of things, this isn't exactly the speech he came out here to give. But he strengthens his resolve and keeps speaking.
KINCAID: I need to walk away before this thing destroys me. Whether it's my neck or it's...it's the other stuff it's time to go. But before I go, there's some people I want to thank. I want to thank Mr. Troy for giving me the opportunity to finally get that big win in a great company. I want to thank Jon Rocks for being the greatest rival I've ever had. And if you guys will take a look in the front row down there, right at ringside-
As he says this the camera cuts to the front row where we see the family of wrestlers that trained him to enter the wrestling business. The three Lewellyn brothers sit with the family patriarch Steve watching his adopted sons retirement speech with his usual grim stare.
KINCAID: - is the man who broke me into wrestling. Steve Lewellyn is one of the greatest wrestlers that no one here has ever even heard of. And Steve, in front of all these fans, I wanted to thank you for everything you've done because I have never acknowledged you in this company they way I should have. I've talked about my father, about how my upbringing was, about how all that garbage motivated me to get in here and hurt other people. And all that is still true. But you were the one person who understood me. You know, anything good I've done in wrestling. Any time I have entertained these people...that's because of you. I love you, old man. I do.
He rolls out to the floor and hugs Steve, who claps him on the back to the cheers of the fans. Kincaid moves down the line, hugging the other two brothers until he hits the oldest Jack. As there's always been tension between the two men, Jack simply extends a hand. Kincaid grins and shakes his hand, before pulling him for a bit of a one handed hug and rolling back into the ring. He picks up his microphone again and points it out at the people before offering some more words.
KINCAID: And now I guess....I guess I have to thank all of you. You sick sons of bitches.
The audience laughs at the playful insult and he shakes his head with a smirk.
KINCAID: You know I have said before that you ask too much. And sometimes I still think that you do. But for as much as you ask us to give of ourselves, you give us something to. There's is no feeling in the world like being in this ring and feeling all of us united in one-
He's interrupted by the grinding guitar intro of Dire Straits “Money for Nothing” and the audience immediately erupts into boos. The Apex Wrestling Syndicate World Heavyweight Champion steps out from the back, belt hanging over his shoulder, and starts to make his way down to ringside. He looks disgusted by the display, muttering under his breath as he gets to the steps. He gets up on the ring apron and Kincaid backs up a few steps toward Alyssa, putting a hand up in front of her and ordering her out of the ring. Liam seems amused by his fear and doesn't bother going after Alyssa as she scrambles out of the ring and flees the scene. He takes his time in climbing through the ropes, smirking a little bit as Kincaid stares him down. He waives for another microphone and when one is handed to him seems to have calmed down a bit.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Cute speech. If I'd known you were retiring, I'd have thrown you a party. I mean, would have seemed a little over the top so soon after the wedding but...
He shrugs casually and pats the face of the belt. Kincaid walks forward and tries to ask him what he wants, keeping it off microphone, only for Liam to shoot him a murderous glare that makes him take a step back.
LIAM: I was sitting back there and I'm getting ready to come out here for Rage In A Cage with Fat Velvet and I hear your music hit. Now I thought, yeah, maybe you're going to announce your retirement. That was the big rumor everyone was talking about. So I decide that I'm going to wait by that curtain and I'm going to listen to you say your piece. And you talk about Jon Rocks, and you talk about how hard the last few months have been for you, and you give all these sheep this little history lesson. But you left something out didn't you? Didn't you?
There's a dangerous edge to his voice. The words might be all cheerful, but there's a sense that this could go wrong in a second. Kincaid goes to walk around him and leave the ring only for the World champion to step into his path and put a finger on his chest. Kincaid looks down at the finger, and then up at Liam. The audience cheers as they think they're about to see these men finally come to blows. But Kincaid steps back and Liam continues.
LIAM: For months you ran your mouth about me. You talked all the shit that you could about how you were the top champion in this company, how you were the real star of the Apex Wrestling Syndicate. Well, what now? Huh? What now? Because I'm still the World Heavyweight Champion. I'm the man around here and you're a broken down piece of garbage. You're nothing. You're no one. But if you think that I'm going to let you just walk away after all that, after all the shit you talked for months you must be hitting the bottle harder than Steele. So right now? I'm TELLING you what's going to happen. You want to retire? After I put Tubs of Fun in an extra large pine box tonight, I'll be more than happy to put you into retirement this week at Ascension.
Kincaid shakes his head and goes to leave the ring again but Liam steps in his way. Kincaid goes to head in the other direction and Liam shoves him backward. When he goes to step forward again, Liam belts him across the face with a vicious smack. Kincaid's eyes flash open and he snarls, stepping forward and getting in Liam's face for to the cheers of the fans.
LIAM: Yeah! That's right! Come on! Come on! This is what you wanted right? Let's go. Maybe you're the guy who can finally shut me up huh? You want to find out?
By the way the audience is cheering, it's clear they want to see the match. Kincaid stares furiously at Liam, who's smirking and waiting for the other man to take a swing. Suddenly though, Kincaid drops to his back and rolls out of the ring. He heads up the ramp as Liam chuckles to himself, shaking his head. The now retired Kincaid heads up the ramp to the booing of the audience and disappears into the back. Liam heads out to the floor in front of the Lewellyn's.
LIAM: Look at him! Look at him, just running off like that in front of his family. He's a coward. A coward, you hear me? And who are you old man? You're his trainer huh? Is that what you taught him? To be a pussy and run off?
He's close to Steve, who's trying to stare past him at the ring. Liam recognizes this and keeps verbally abusing him.
LIAM: How does it make you feel to see him run off like that? I want you to...You know what-
With that, he reaches out and suddenly snatches the old man by his shirt. He yanks him over the crowd barricade to the floor and pounces on him, raining down right hands. Ring crew workers and referees suddenly swarm the scene. The Lewellyn sons try to jump the barricade but can't make it past the mass of people in front of the barrier. Liam keeps punching until he's finally yanked off by the security.
BR: This is a disgusting display! He's gone too far damn it! Liam McAllister has gone too far!
MH: Why are you even surprised anymore? Oh, what? It was fine when KINCAID talked crap for months about him. It was fine when KINCAID beat YOU down but when Liam does it suddenly it's terrible.
Alyssa comes running out from the back again, sprinting down the full length of the ramp to check on Steve. She drops to her knees and cradles the unconscious old man's head, yelling his name and hoping for a response. Liam laughs and backs away from the security, seemingly proud of his work. The audience chants for Kincaid over and over again but he's nowhere to be seen as the shocking scene at ringside cuts away.
BR: Wow. What a pitiful display. Well, Steve is being helped to the back right now for medical attention.
MH: Up next we have a submission match for the Intercontinental title!
BR: Shocking to see Kincaid retire though.
MH: Wow! Kate and Johnny have to be ecstatic! But this is a travesty and I surely hope that Scorch & Megaton stick around to win them back!
BR: What a wild ride!
The camera cuts backstage showing Geoffrey James standing by with Jon Rocks.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Good evening. I am here with Jo-
Out of nowhere Joseph Steele comes up from behind Jon and hits him over the head with a steel chair!
BR: My god! Steele just hit Rocks with a Steel chair!
Steele pics up Rocks... LIVER SHOT followed up by a LAST CALL!
MH: Jesus! Steele is really laying it in to him before the match! A chair shot, Liver shit and Last call all before their match... which is next!
The camera takes us to a wide shot of the assembled fans inside the Colonial Life arena. After a night of action like tonight's, the crowd is at a fever pitch. They're screaming and shouting, pumping their fists and making it clear who they support in tonight's main event. One fan wearing a Liam McAllister t-shirt gets close to the camera and holds his shirt up to show support for Liam, only for a Lord Velvet fan to jump in front of him and shout him down. A moment later, BOTH men are covered over by a pair of fans holding up a massive OWEN LOVES KATE banner. The crowd is absolutely raucous, and the cheers only increase when some familiar music hits the speakers for the first time in weeks.
I WANT IT ALL...
I WANT IT ALL...
I WANT IT ALL...
AND I WANT IT NOW!
The music of former AWS Intercontinental champion Alex Kincaid comes over the speakers and the audience goes crazy. On the stage, his wife and manager Alyssa steps out onto the ramp and blows a kiss to the appreciative audience. She seems a bit awestruck by the reaction. Why wouldn't she be? The last time he was around, he was one of the most hated men in the company. She turns and points at the entranceway, and a moment later Kincaid himself comes walking out onto the stage. He's clearly not here to fight tonight, dressed in jeans and a Skynyrd t-shirt, but he looks amped up by the crowd. He stands on the stage and takes a breath, wiping a mess of long dark hair away from his face. He extends a hand to his wife and she smiles, taking it as the two of them make their way down the ramp together.
BR: I never thought we would see this man make the long walk to the ring ever again.
MH: You mean you WISHED we'd never see him again, after that beating he laid on you! But look at this, he's all smiles tonight.
They reach the ring steps and Alyssa heads up first, sitting on the middle rope to waive her husband in. He nods his appreciation and gets into the ring, walking across it to be handed a microphone from a sound tech. He takes a slow lap around the ring and looks like he's about to start speaking, only to put the microphone down again. Alyssa walks over and puts a hand on his shoulder, saying something that doesn't quite pick up on camera in an attempt to encourage him. He nods to her and then begins to speak.
KINCAID: So here I am. Standing in the middle of an Apex ring for the first time in weeks. And if I'm not mistaken, a few people out in that crowd are actually cheering for me...
More applause. He smirks a little.
KINCAID: Now, I've never been what anybody in our locker room would call a 'role model'. I'm not a nice guy, I don't wear a white hat. I am who I am. I've been called a bully, I've been called a maniac, I've been called words that if I were to say them in front of this camera it'd probably get us in a little bit of trouble with the PPV providers. Mostly, I'm a difficult guy. Difficult to care about. Difficult to support. I understand that. That's who I am and that isn't going to change.
The reaction is still mostly positive. He nods to himself and walks around the ring, collecting himself for his next words. This part will be difficult to say.
KINCAID: Now, ever since I had that match for the intercontinental championship with Jon Rocks there have been some rumors about my, uh, my...my physical condition. I'm sure you guys have heard the internet scuttlebutt, you've heard all the rumors going around about me. About my neck. About the injuries that have been adding up. You know, we've been getting a lot of tweets. A lot of emails. Even a couple of letters, straight up snail mail, asking if I'm okay and hoping that all the rumors are false. Hoping that I'd be able to come out here and announce that the rumors aren't true. That I'm fine. That I'm going to get back in the ring and try to get to the top of this company again.
Kincaid watches the audience's reaction, listening to the buzz of anticipation. A small chant of his name starts somewhere off in the nosebleeds and he simply stands there and watches the crowd for a minute. Then he speaks again.
KINCAID: I don't think I've ever been responsible for a happy ending in wrestling and I'm not going to start today. Because yeah, the rumors are true. I'm here tonight to announce my retirement from professional wrestling.
The audience makes their displeasure with this announcement clear and he bows his head, deep in thought for a moment. The announcers, typically quiet while something like this is going on, can't help but break in.
BR: ...Wow...
MH: I mean, I thought he was going to come back and...
KINCAID: I fought harder to win that intercontinental title than I'd ever fought to win anything in wrestling. You know, you'll hear a lot of guys in this company say that this is the best wrestling company on earth. And even when I was at my worst, even when everybody thought I was a complete scumbag, I wasn't afraid to admit that everyone around me was a hell of a talent. So when you spend months at war with a guy like Jon Rocks, you come out changed. And for me, who'd been doing this for a long time already and already had a lot of miles on his body...it was just a little too much you know? There's risks for me to stay and do this any longer. But it's not just the injuries, it's not just the wear and tear.
He looks over at his wife with his next words.
KINCAID: I don't like who I've been the past few months. I don't like how far I'm pushing myself, how obsessed I've become. It's getting harder and harder to look in the mirror. It's getting harder and harder to look at this beautiful woman without wondering why the hell she bothers me. Now, and hon this is for you, I might be able to live with myself if I had to raise our kids from a wheelchair. But I couldn't live with myself if I ever made you hate me.
She goes to argue with him, stepping toward him and trying to reassure him. By the sounds of things, this isn't exactly the speech he came out here to give. But he strengthens his resolve and keeps speaking.
KINCAID: I need to walk away before this thing destroys me. Whether it's my neck or it's...it's the other stuff it's time to go. But before I go, there's some people I want to thank. I want to thank Mr. Troy for giving me the opportunity to finally get that big win in a great company. I want to thank Jon Rocks for being the greatest rival I've ever had. And if you guys will take a look in the front row down there, right at ringside-
As he says this the camera cuts to the front row where we see the family of wrestlers that trained him to enter the wrestling business. The three Lewellyn brothers sit with the family patriarch Steve watching his adopted sons retirement speech with his usual grim stare.
KINCAID: - is the man who broke me into wrestling. Steve Lewellyn is one of the greatest wrestlers that no one here has ever even heard of. And Steve, in front of all these fans, I wanted to thank you for everything you've done because I have never acknowledged you in this company they way I should have. I've talked about my father, about how my upbringing was, about how all that garbage motivated me to get in here and hurt other people. And all that is still true. But you were the one person who understood me. You know, anything good I've done in wrestling. Any time I have entertained these people...that's because of you. I love you, old man. I do.
He rolls out to the floor and hugs Steve, who claps him on the back to the cheers of the fans. Kincaid moves down the line, hugging the other two brothers until he hits the oldest Jack. As there's always been tension between the two men, Jack simply extends a hand. Kincaid grins and shakes his hand, before pulling him for a bit of a one handed hug and rolling back into the ring. He picks up his microphone again and points it out at the people before offering some more words.
KINCAID: And now I guess....I guess I have to thank all of you. You sick sons of bitches.
The audience laughs at the playful insult and he shakes his head with a smirk.
KINCAID: You know I have said before that you ask too much. And sometimes I still think that you do. But for as much as you ask us to give of ourselves, you give us something to. There's is no feeling in the world like being in this ring and feeling all of us united in one-
He's interrupted by the grinding guitar intro of Dire Straits “Money for Nothing” and the audience immediately erupts into boos. The Apex Wrestling Syndicate World Heavyweight Champion steps out from the back, belt hanging over his shoulder, and starts to make his way down to ringside. He looks disgusted by the display, muttering under his breath as he gets to the steps. He gets up on the ring apron and Kincaid backs up a few steps toward Alyssa, putting a hand up in front of her and ordering her out of the ring. Liam seems amused by his fear and doesn't bother going after Alyssa as she scrambles out of the ring and flees the scene. He takes his time in climbing through the ropes, smirking a little bit as Kincaid stares him down. He waives for another microphone and when one is handed to him seems to have calmed down a bit.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Cute speech. If I'd known you were retiring, I'd have thrown you a party. I mean, would have seemed a little over the top so soon after the wedding but...
He shrugs casually and pats the face of the belt. Kincaid walks forward and tries to ask him what he wants, keeping it off microphone, only for Liam to shoot him a murderous glare that makes him take a step back.
LIAM: I was sitting back there and I'm getting ready to come out here for Rage In A Cage with Fat Velvet and I hear your music hit. Now I thought, yeah, maybe you're going to announce your retirement. That was the big rumor everyone was talking about. So I decide that I'm going to wait by that curtain and I'm going to listen to you say your piece. And you talk about Jon Rocks, and you talk about how hard the last few months have been for you, and you give all these sheep this little history lesson. But you left something out didn't you? Didn't you?
There's a dangerous edge to his voice. The words might be all cheerful, but there's a sense that this could go wrong in a second. Kincaid goes to walk around him and leave the ring only for the World champion to step into his path and put a finger on his chest. Kincaid looks down at the finger, and then up at Liam. The audience cheers as they think they're about to see these men finally come to blows. But Kincaid steps back and Liam continues.
LIAM: For months you ran your mouth about me. You talked all the shit that you could about how you were the top champion in this company, how you were the real star of the Apex Wrestling Syndicate. Well, what now? Huh? What now? Because I'm still the World Heavyweight Champion. I'm the man around here and you're a broken down piece of garbage. You're nothing. You're no one. But if you think that I'm going to let you just walk away after all that, after all the shit you talked for months you must be hitting the bottle harder than Steele. So right now? I'm TELLING you what's going to happen. You want to retire? After I put Tubs of Fun in an extra large pine box tonight, I'll be more than happy to put you into retirement this week at Ascension.
Kincaid shakes his head and goes to leave the ring again but Liam steps in his way. Kincaid goes to head in the other direction and Liam shoves him backward. When he goes to step forward again, Liam belts him across the face with a vicious smack. Kincaid's eyes flash open and he snarls, stepping forward and getting in Liam's face for to the cheers of the fans.
LIAM: Yeah! That's right! Come on! Come on! This is what you wanted right? Let's go. Maybe you're the guy who can finally shut me up huh? You want to find out?
By the way the audience is cheering, it's clear they want to see the match. Kincaid stares furiously at Liam, who's smirking and waiting for the other man to take a swing. Suddenly though, Kincaid drops to his back and rolls out of the ring. He heads up the ramp as Liam chuckles to himself, shaking his head. The now retired Kincaid heads up the ramp to the booing of the audience and disappears into the back. Liam heads out to the floor in front of the Lewellyn's.
LIAM: Look at him! Look at him, just running off like that in front of his family. He's a coward. A coward, you hear me? And who are you old man? You're his trainer huh? Is that what you taught him? To be a pussy and run off?
He's close to Steve, who's trying to stare past him at the ring. Liam recognizes this and keeps verbally abusing him.
LIAM: How does it make you feel to see him run off like that? I want you to...You know what-
With that, he reaches out and suddenly snatches the old man by his shirt. He yanks him over the crowd barricade to the floor and pounces on him, raining down right hands. Ring crew workers and referees suddenly swarm the scene. The Lewellyn sons try to jump the barricade but can't make it past the mass of people in front of the barrier. Liam keeps punching until he's finally yanked off by the security.
BR: This is a disgusting display! He's gone too far damn it! Liam McAllister has gone too far!
MH: Why are you even surprised anymore? Oh, what? It was fine when KINCAID talked crap for months about him. It was fine when KINCAID beat YOU down but when Liam does it suddenly it's terrible.
Alyssa comes running out from the back again, sprinting down the full length of the ramp to check on Steve. She drops to her knees and cradles the unconscious old man's head, yelling his name and hoping for a response. Liam laughs and backs away from the security, seemingly proud of his work. The audience chants for Kincaid over and over again but he's nowhere to be seen as the shocking scene at ringside cuts away.
BR: Wow. What a pitiful display. Well, Steve is being helped to the back right now for medical attention.
MH: Up next we have a submission match for the Intercontinental title!
BR: Shocking to see Kincaid retire though.
JON ROCKS VS JOSEPH STEELE(C)
SUBMISSION MATCH
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
The music hits and Jon Rocks limps out on to the stage to a wild crowd. He is limping down the aisle holding his ribs trying to keep a focus over the pain.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a submission match scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWS Intercontinental championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Sunshine City, California, weighing in at 225 pounds... JON ROCKS!
BR: Here comes Jon and I was just told that medical heavily advised Jon NOT to compete here tonight after that brutal attack backstage!
MH: What an IDIOT! He could be blowing his title shot by coming out now!
BR: Jon doesn't ever give up in spirit. He wants to prove he can take down Steele. Jon may have a broken rib from that Liver Shot.
"Drink, Fight and Fuck" by GG Allin hits the speakers and Joseph Steele stumbles from behind the curtain. He trips down the ramp but is able to catch himself on the guard rail as fans jump back in horror. Steele nods a "my bad" and tries to high five a fan who awkwardly obliges. Steele's pace quickens as he heads toward the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope and awaits his opponent. As he awaits Jon Rocks' entrance, Steele heads outside of the ring, grabs a steel chair and returns back to the middle of the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 200 pounds, representing The Anarchy, he is the AWS Intercontinental champion... JOSEPH STEELE!
BR: Here comes our champion, Joseph Steele!
MH: This guy could use a few showers, but he makes a good champion!
Jon steps into the ring, the pain and sweat on his face clearly showing that he is in extreme pain. The bell sounds. Jon charges and leaps on the shoulders of Steele, attempting a hurricanrana... but Steele catches him and converts it into a massive powerbomb!
BR: Good god!
Joseph Steele hooks the legs.
BR: What is the fool doing!?
The referee explains that pinfalls don't count. Joseph Steele slaps his head and picks up Rocks. Rocks powers out and whips Steele into the ropes but Steele hits a diving chop block on the return sending Rocks to the ground.
MH: Rocks is stumbling around. His pride has gotten in the way here.
Steele gets down and locks in the GUILLOTINE CHOKE!
BR: There it is! He's trying to choke him out!
Jon is trying to crawl to the ropes, but Steele jabs the ribs! Jon simply can't move due to the pain. Jon appears to be fading.
MH: Tap out Jon!
BR: Yes, tap out!
MH: What!?
Jon is fighting to stay conscious.
BR: It's for his own safety! He could risk permanent brain damage. He needs to tap out to save his body.
Jon is turning purple and is about to lose it... Jon Rocks taps out! Jon taps the mat three times in succession then goes limp.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner and STILL the Intercontinental champion... JOSEPH STEELE!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a submission match scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWS Intercontinental championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Sunshine City, California, weighing in at 225 pounds... JON ROCKS!
BR: Here comes Jon and I was just told that medical heavily advised Jon NOT to compete here tonight after that brutal attack backstage!
MH: What an IDIOT! He could be blowing his title shot by coming out now!
BR: Jon doesn't ever give up in spirit. He wants to prove he can take down Steele. Jon may have a broken rib from that Liver Shot.
"Drink, Fight and Fuck" by GG Allin hits the speakers and Joseph Steele stumbles from behind the curtain. He trips down the ramp but is able to catch himself on the guard rail as fans jump back in horror. Steele nods a "my bad" and tries to high five a fan who awkwardly obliges. Steele's pace quickens as he heads toward the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope and awaits his opponent. As he awaits Jon Rocks' entrance, Steele heads outside of the ring, grabs a steel chair and returns back to the middle of the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 200 pounds, representing The Anarchy, he is the AWS Intercontinental champion... JOSEPH STEELE!
BR: Here comes our champion, Joseph Steele!
MH: This guy could use a few showers, but he makes a good champion!
Jon steps into the ring, the pain and sweat on his face clearly showing that he is in extreme pain. The bell sounds. Jon charges and leaps on the shoulders of Steele, attempting a hurricanrana... but Steele catches him and converts it into a massive powerbomb!
BR: Good god!
Joseph Steele hooks the legs.
BR: What is the fool doing!?
The referee explains that pinfalls don't count. Joseph Steele slaps his head and picks up Rocks. Rocks powers out and whips Steele into the ropes but Steele hits a diving chop block on the return sending Rocks to the ground.
MH: Rocks is stumbling around. His pride has gotten in the way here.
Steele gets down and locks in the GUILLOTINE CHOKE!
BR: There it is! He's trying to choke him out!
Jon is trying to crawl to the ropes, but Steele jabs the ribs! Jon simply can't move due to the pain. Jon appears to be fading.
MH: Tap out Jon!
BR: Yes, tap out!
MH: What!?
Jon is fighting to stay conscious.
BR: It's for his own safety! He could risk permanent brain damage. He needs to tap out to save his body.
Jon is turning purple and is about to lose it... Jon Rocks taps out! Jon taps the mat three times in succession then goes limp.
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner and STILL the Intercontinental champion... JOSEPH STEELE!
WINNER: JOSEPH STEELE (STILL INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION)
BR: Joseph Steele gets the title and is jumping around as if he had just won the lottery.
MH: Steele makes such a good champion! See! The Three Kings aren't down and out after Rory's loss. I also know that Liam will keep his World title!
BR: Maybe. Velvet wants it and he wants it bad.
MH: Rocks was taken out.
BR: Yes, in large due that that vicious attack backstage beforehand. I hope Steele is proud of himself.
The camera cuts to show a limo... It's Rocky's limo! Rocky is passed out in the back and we pan back a bit to see Cali-Kate throwing her stuff in the passenger seat then running around to the driver side and getting in.
BR: What!? Is Rocky knocked out!?
MH: What is Kate doing!? Hey! She is taking off with Rocky!?
BR: What the hell is that!?
MH: I have no clue...
MH: Steele makes such a good champion! See! The Three Kings aren't down and out after Rory's loss. I also know that Liam will keep his World title!
BR: Maybe. Velvet wants it and he wants it bad.
MH: Rocks was taken out.
BR: Yes, in large due that that vicious attack backstage beforehand. I hope Steele is proud of himself.
The camera cuts to show a limo... It's Rocky's limo! Rocky is passed out in the back and we pan back a bit to see Cali-Kate throwing her stuff in the passenger seat then running around to the driver side and getting in.
BR: What!? Is Rocky knocked out!?
MH: What is Kate doing!? Hey! She is taking off with Rocky!?
BR: What the hell is that!?
MH: I have no clue...
MAIN EVENT
LORD VELVET VS LIAM MCALLISTER(C)
RAGE IN A CAGE MATCH
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
The massive structure known as Rage In A Cage lowers from the top of the arena. The ringside officials help bring it to it's resting place around the mat surrounding the ring. The cage looks to be twenty feet tall with a padlocked door for an entrance. The officials open the padlock and the referee enters the ring.
BR: This is about to happen! To you see the size of that structure?
"You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine" by Lou Rawls hits over the sound system and the crowd roars with cheers. Black Velvet steps out to the ring with two fine looking ladies on his arms. When they get to the ramp, the two ladies walk to the back and Velvet struts his stuff down to the ring. Velvet makes his way ringside and enters the door to the cage, rolls in the ring and stands with a determined look in his eyes towards the entrance ramp.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWS World Heavyweight championship! Introducing first, the challenger, standing 6'7 and weighing in at 450 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, representing The Anarchy, he is the 2015 Lord Of Ascension... BLACK "MOTHERFUCKIN" VELVET!!!
BR: Massive, he's just a massive man, and I don't see how the champion survives this encounter.
MH: Even I have to admit he's pretty athletic as well, especially for a man of his size.
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits starts up and the you can barely hear the lyrics over the jeers from the crowd. After a few moments, Liam McAllister steps out on stage amid a myriad of pyrotechnics. Liam is clad in a pair of black tights with red trim, black knee pads, black boots and red kick pads. He has the AWS World Heavyweight title strapped around his waist, and he is sporting the new all black 3 Kings t-shirt.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Manchester, England, representing The Three Kings, he is the AWS World Heavyweight Champion... LIAM MCALLISTER!!!
MH: There he is!
BR: Love him or hate him, the man has been champion for six long months, but I have a feeling that ride is about to come to an end tonight.
MH: This has match of the year written all over it.
Liam strolls to the ring, steps through the entryway and into the cage. The officials get ready to quickly lock the cell behind him, but the champion has a change of heart and he exits the cage.
BR: Now what in the hell? Coward. What a coward.
MH: Mr. Troy said no interference, he didn't say anything about... well I don't know what this is.
Velvet yells at Liam who refuses to enter. After a few tense moments of yelling, Velvet storms out of the ring and after the World champion. Velvet exits the cage as well and gives chase to Liam. Liam instantly turns and high tales it out of there. Velvet is right on his ass, but Liam is mocking the challenger.
BR: What a damn coward! Get him, Velvet!
Just as Velvet is set to grab him, Liam leaps upward and scales the side of the cage. Liam climbs his way to the top of the cage and looks down, taunting Velvet.
MH: Haha, come get it! Brilliant!
BR: Oh my... I bet he wasn't counting on this!
Velvet starts to climb the cage as well and he makes it to the top just as quick as McAllister. Once Velvet gets to the top and stands the referee calls for the bell. Velvet climbs to the top and Liam and he go toe to toe. Liam with a knife edge chop to Velvet! Velvet fires off a European uppercut! Now they're just throwing haymakers! Rights and lefts and the crowd is loving it!
BR: Lord Velvet has been waiting for months to get his hands on Liam, one-on-one!
Velvet shoves Liam back... Liam goes for a kick to the head, but Velvet meets him with a spear!!!
BR: Jesus Christ, did you see the top of that cage buckle!?!
MH: That's got to be nearly 700 pounds up there right now! This thing is not built for that!
The crowd roars as Velvet stands to his feet after the spear. Velvet scoops Liam up from the top of the chain link roof and he puts him back down with a scoop slam!
BR: Again... that thing is buckling under... that section isn't going to hold much longer!
Velvet grabs Liam by the head and lifts him back up into position...
BR: Lord Velvet has him in position for a powerbomb...
MH: I can't watch! No! No! No!
Velvet starts to run and drop Liam, but the champ fires away at the top of Velvet's skull with a fury of right hands. Velvet stumbles backwards... he's falling... VELVET FALLS BACKWARDS!!! The force of the fall breaks the top of the cage sending Velvet along with Liam to the mat!
BR: OH MY GOD! OH MY... THEY'RE DEAD!
MH: Medical! Someone get medical out here!
BR: I can't believe what I'm witnessing... has the match even started god damnit?!? This one might be over before it even started.
MH: It looked like Liam just rode Velvet to the mat on that one causing Velvet to take even more of the brunt of the move.
BR: Liam still took a spill there. He's holding his knee in agony right now and I think it got wedged underneath Lord Velvet.
MH: Velvet's not moving.
BR: And here comes medical, finally.
MH: Hey, at least they're inside the cage now.
The stunned crowd doesn't quite know what to make of things as the EMT's rush in to check on both men. Separate teams of EMT's load Black Velvet and Liam McAllister on stretchers, preparing to take them out of the cage.
BR: I can't believe THIS is how it's going to end.
MH: Haha, Liam retains again. He might night walk again, but he retained.
As the team almost has Velvet wheeled out, like a man rising from the dead, he rips free of the restrains and stands on his own! The crowd goes insane.
BR: Velvet's still in it!
Lord Velvet storms into the ring where Liam McAllister is still attached to his straightboard. Velvet picks it up with him strapped in and he tosses it right over the ropes and into the side of the cage!
MH: This isn't fair!
BR: He just... he just threw Liam like a damn rag doll!
The toss doesn't help Liam get free. Velvet quickly jumps out of the ring and turns the board over to reveal a steam of blood pouring down Liam's face! Velvet throws a combination of jabs and forearms that further exacerbate the open wound.
BR: And Liam is human! He bleeds just like anyone else!
MH: I'll say it again, this isn't fair!
Velvet unstraps Liam and rolls him back into the ring. The blood still leaking out of the forehead of Liam is giving him the crimson mask as Velvet picks him up... Velvet whips Liam into the ropes, Liam on the rebound... Velvet drops him with a samoan drop!
BR: Quick cover by Velvet.
One...
KICKOUT!
BR: Liam kicks out of the pin, and Lord Velvet instantly brings him to a seated position and applies a rear chin lock!
MH: Rear chin lock?! With how massive his arms are, this is more like a full blown sleeper hold!
BR: Either way, he wastes no time to continue the attack!
In full control, Velvet brings Liam back to his feet. He lifts Liam high in to the air with that sleeper hold...and he tosses McAllister overhead!
BR: JESUS! Liam crashed hard chest first on the mat! And again Velvet follows up quickly!
Lord Velvet lifts up Liam, and brings him up to his shoulder and makes his way over to the corner... snake eyes! Liam stumbles back as Velvet hits the far ropes. Liam turns as Velvet is on the rebound...SPEAR!!! NO!!! Liam saw it coming and leaped over Velvet! Liam with a springboard as Black Velvet gets back to his feet. Liam spins in mid-air...summersault senton...and he takes Velvet to the mat!
BR: That was pure desperation by the World champion. Other than two brief counters, the challenger has taken it to the champion!
MH: I think that's about to change, Buddy.
Liam struggles to crawl over to Velvet and make a cover. After several seconds have pass he finally makes the cover.
One...
Tw-NO!
BR: Velvet just threw Liam across the ring with that kick out!
Liam gets back to his feet... Velvet runs in... STARDOM STRIKE!
BR: Superkick out of nowhere! Again, almost out of desperation!
MH: And Liam falls forward onto Velvet! This is it!
One...
Two...
NO!
BR: SHOULDER UP!
MH: Phew, so close!
Both men take their time getting back to their feet. Liam uses the ropes to get back to his feet, but he has trouble standing, visibly not putting much pressure on his right leg. He hobbles over to Velvet who has manage to get back to one knee. Liam fires off a kick to the chest of Velvet with his good leg, and another, and a third... Liam steps back, bounces off the ropes and comes in with a flying knee... NO! Velvet springs up and catches him... sidewalk slam!
BR: High impact and Velvet with another cover.
One...
Two...
NO! KICKOUT
Liam kicks out and Velvet helps him back to his feet... Velvet tosses the champion into the corner... Velvet follows in.... big splash in the corner! Liam stumbles forward out of the corner and falls face first on the mat. Velvet takes the opportunity to slide outside of the ring. He flips the ring apron up and starts sliding out steel chairs. Velvet starts to walk back to the ring with a steel chair in hand... he looks up and Liam slides in with a baseball slide to the face!
MH: That chair just smacked Velvet right in the kisser!
BR: He may have been concussed on that one.
Liam looks around, mocking the crowd before bouncing off the far ropes... Velvet gets to his feet on the outside and Liam dives between the ropes with a suicide dive!!!
BR: Velvet taken out but Liam also ate steel on that one too.
MH: High risk, high reward!
Liam uses the side of the cage to climb back to his feet. McAllister struggles for several seconds to pull Black Velvet back to his feet. Liam pulls Velvet into him and whips Velvet into the steel steps! NO! Velvet reverses it and Liam goes back and shoulder first into the steel steps!! Velvet shakes his head and slowly moves towards the steps. Velvet separates the steps and picks up the top set... Liam to his feet and Velvet runs at him with the steps!
BR: Velvet slams the steps into the champs face! NO! Liam with a dropkick!
Velvet falls backwards and the steps land on top of him! Liam pulls himself up using the cage again, he hobbles over to the ring apron and climbs to the top rope. Velvet starts to stir and Liam dives off with a crossbody... but Velvet quickly takes him to the floor with a snap powerslam!
BR: That was a sickening thud! Did you hear that?
MH: This is a war. Back and forth.
Velvet picks up the champion and puts him over his shoulder. Velvet runs as fast as he can and slams Liam back first into the ring post! Liam arches his back in pain, Velvet follows it up by rolling McAllister back into the ring and making the cover.
One...
Two...
TH-NO!!!
BR: Shoulder was up! Just barely, but the shoulder WAS up!
MH: That was close! Now the champ has back and knee issues. This is great, just great.
Velvet can't believe it and he picks Liam up and whips him into the ropes, Liam bounces off the ropes and returns, Velvet throws a clothesline but Liam ducks under... Liam bounces off the ropes again and Velvet catches him this time! NO! Liam wraps around Velvet and snaps him to the mat with a float over DDT!! Both men lay down and out on the mat!
THIS IS AWESOME! CLAP, CLAP - CLAP, CLAP, CLAP! THIS IS AWESOME
BR: I couldn't have said it any better than the fans here in Columbia, South Carolina just did!
Liam tries to wipe the blood from his face as he gets back to his feet. Liam goes to pick up Velvet, Velvet throws a punch to the midsection, Liam rakes the eyes of Velvet causing him to drop back down to one knee. Liam bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Velvet in the face! Velvet falls to the mat! Liam uses the ropes to help himself up and he moves gingerly over to the corner. He climbs the top rope...
MH: What is he doing? He can barely stand! Get down, Liam!
Liam wobbly stands atop the top rope and he leaps... flying elbow drop!!
BR: The elbow drop landed straight across the heart of Black Velvet, but Liam hit his knee hard on the way down there and he's rolling around in pain!
MH: I told him! I told him, didn't I?
BR: You did.
MH: I should be his new manager.
BR: Well you already kiss his ass for free, so you might as well!
Liam finally makes it over to cover Velvet.
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!!
BR: Kickout by Velvet again! He won't stay down!
MH: Neither man will!
Liam slams the mat in frustration and yells at the referee for what he thought was a slow count. Liam turns... Velvet is back to his feet and he charges in... PIMP SLAP! NO! Liam ducks under it... Velvet turns around and...
BR: STARDOM STRIKE! NO! Velvet catches Liam's foot and he spins the champion around... PIMP SLAP!
MH: NO!
BR: Velvet covers...
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!!!
BR: NO! KICKOUT!
MH: Do you see the fans ringside? They thought that was it!
BR: I've thought this one was over about six times already!
Velvet pounds his fists into the mat in frustration. Velvet waits a few seconds and he finally gets to his feet and peels Liam up off of the mat. Velvet whips Liam into the ropes and drops his head for a back body drop... Liam on the return stops himself short and kicks Velvet right in the chest. Velvet stands back up holding his chest! Liam with a quick dropkick that has Velvet stumbling... Liam springboards... Moonsault! NO! Velvet catches Liam right in position for the KING SIZE CRUSH! NO! Liam pushes Velvet off into the turnbuckles sternum first and Velvet stumbles out backwards and Liam takes him to the mat with a jumping reverse bulldog!!
BR: Counter to counters. These men know each other so well!
Liam signals for the end. He limps over to the corner and slowly climbs his way to the top turnbuckle again. After again motioning to the crowd that he's going to finish things off, Liam then leaps... DIRE STRAITS!
MH: NOOOOO!!! Velvet to his feet and he catches Liam! KING SIZE CRUSH!
BR: He hit it! He hit it! Velvet hooks the leg...
One...
Two...
THRE-NO!
BR: Was that it?
MH: No! He kicked out!
BR: Oh my god that was close. A fraction of a second and this one would have been over!
Both men lay on the mat exhausted for a moment. Liam seems to not have even moved since he kicked out and Velvet pulls himself up using the ropes as leverage. Velvet drags Liam into position in the corner and he climbs to the top turnbuckle. Velvet pearched up high and he leaps backwards... JUPITERSAULT!
BR: NO! Liam got his knees up and caught Velvet! Liam locks Velvet into a cradle pin attempt off the counter...
One...
Two...
TH-NO!!
BR: Velvet able to shake free but that was an impressive counter by the champion.
Both men back to their feet and they charge in... Velvet grabs Liam and whips him into the ropes... Liam returns and goes to leapfrog over Velvet, but Velvet catches him in mid-air.... spinning powerbomb! NO! Liam able to lock in a head scissors take down at the last second to counter and he sends Velvet over the top rope to the outside!
BR: Velvet landed hard on the outside you guys! And I just don't know how much more either of these two can't take.
Liam checks to make sure Velvet is down and he slides to the outside himself. Liam walks over and starts to climb up the side of the cage, trying desperately to get to the portion that is exposed from the start of the match.
BR: Liam's had enough. He's trying to escape. He can't win like that but I don't think he wants any more of Black Velvet.
MH: Hurry, Liam... Velvet's rising back to his feet.
BR: Just like he said he would!
Liam reaches the top of the cage and he swings over and gets on top of the cage again through the hole Velvet and he made earlier. Liam takes a moment to gather himself as the climb took it out of him. Velvet is to his feet inside the cage and the fans are all pointing to the top of the cage as Velvet looks around for Liam. Velvet looks up and sees where Liam is... Velvet starts his climb up as well as Liam crawls towards the edge of the cage, trying to make his way down the other side.
MH: I can barely stand this... I'm afraid of heights and they've got to be 18 feet in the air, or more.
BR: Black Velvet is making his way to the top... he's almost there... yes he's up there with the champ again! You better run fast you yellow...
Liam makes it to the edge and swings his feet over the side, searching for footing to climb down on. Velvet quickly makes his way to the edge and he grabs the blood soaked hair of Liam... Velvet pulls Liam back to the top of the cage using his hair!
MH: Not the hair!
BR: Ok guys, get down... you're making me nervous now.
In swift move Black Velvet pulls Liam up by his hair, dangling him over the side as Liam kicks his legs... Velvet uses all his might and he tosses Liam off of the top of the cage!!! Liam goes crashing into the Spanish announce table back first and the table shatters. Liam is lost underneath the wreckage and the fans go insane!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
BR: .......................
MH: .......................
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
BR: Somebody.... we need... yeah, he's not... he's not moving.
MH: See, this is what you wanted, Buddy, and now look... I just.... I'm speechless.
AWS! AWS! AWS!
Liam lays motionless in the wreckage, monitors, blood, and debris is everywhere. Velvet admires his handywork for a moment before taking a seat atop the cage. Velvet catches his breath and he climbs down the side of the cage. Velvet walks over to the carnage that he just created and fishes the blood soaked AWS World Heavyweight champion out of the mess. Velvet drags Liam by his arm towards the entrance of the cage. The officials unlock the cage and allow Velvet to carry Liam in. Lord Velvet rolls Liam into the ring and he rolls in behind him.
BR: Velvet with the cover and by god please let this be it.
One...
Two...
THREE-NO!!!
BR: NO!?!? Why did he kick out? For the love of god why did he kick out!?!
Velvet looks stunned. He looks around as if he is unsure of his next move. Velvet waits for what seems like an enternity. Velvet finalls finds the energy to drag Liam over near the corner. Velvet wearily scales the top rope again. He looks as if he's going for another JUPITERSAULT! NO! Liam rolls into the ropes and Velvet falls crotch first onto the top turnbuckle. Almost as if in a last ditch attempt Liam just shoves Velvet from the top turnbuckle to the outside! Velvet falls like dead weight over the top, his back bouncing off the ring apron and his face smashing into the steel cage on the way down.
BR: Desperation counter after desperation counter by each man! It was almost as if Liam just has no other option but to push Velvet.
MH: Cover him for god's sake, Liam! End this madness!
BR: You've got to get him back in the ring to end it. Can't pin him on the outside.
Liam crawls over to the ropes and slides underneath to the outside. Liam picks up one of the steel chairs that Velvet fetched earlier. Liam tosses two back in the ring and climbs back in with one in hand. Liam struggles but is able to roll Velvet back into the ring. Velvet uses the ropes to get to one knee. Liam swings the chair...
WHAM!
Velvet starts leaking blood almost as soon as the first chair shot hits.
WHAM!
Velvet still fights to his feet as blood starts to trickle down his face. He dares Liam to hit him again. Liam steps back and runs in...
WHAM!
Velvet drops back down to one knee. Velvet again dares Liam to nail him with the chair.
BR: Stop this! This is insane. Velvet just won't quit!
MH: It's almost like he's inviting it! Like Liam's going to have to beat him!
WHAM!
A fourth and final chair shot sends Velvet to the mat. Liam drops the chair to the mat and takes a moment to catch his breath, nearly exhausted, half-dead at this point. He looks over to the corner and Velvet is using the ropes to climb back to his feet again. Blood streaming down Velvet's face as he gets back to his feet.
BR: Liam can't believe it! Velvet is so resilient! They both are!
MH: This has been a war!
Liam shakes his head in disbelief just before he takes a step forward and... STARDOM STRIKE! Blood goes shooting in the air out of the mouth of Velvet as he falls to the mat, McAllister drops on top of him trying to hook the leg but too weary to do so.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner and STTTTIIILLLLLLL THE AWS WWWOOOOORRRLLLLDDDD HHHHEAAAVVVYYYWEEEIIIGGGHHHTTTT CCCHHHHAAAMMMPPPPIONNNNN.... LIIIIIAAMMMMM MCCCCALLLLISSSSTTTTEEERRRR!!!!
BR: This is about to happen! To you see the size of that structure?
"You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine" by Lou Rawls hits over the sound system and the crowd roars with cheers. Black Velvet steps out to the ring with two fine looking ladies on his arms. When they get to the ramp, the two ladies walk to the back and Velvet struts his stuff down to the ring. Velvet makes his way ringside and enters the door to the cage, rolls in the ring and stands with a determined look in his eyes towards the entrance ramp.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the AWS World Heavyweight championship! Introducing first, the challenger, standing 6'7 and weighing in at 450 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada, representing The Anarchy, he is the 2015 Lord Of Ascension... BLACK "MOTHERFUCKIN" VELVET!!!
BR: Massive, he's just a massive man, and I don't see how the champion survives this encounter.
MH: Even I have to admit he's pretty athletic as well, especially for a man of his size.
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits starts up and the you can barely hear the lyrics over the jeers from the crowd. After a few moments, Liam McAllister steps out on stage amid a myriad of pyrotechnics. Liam is clad in a pair of black tights with red trim, black knee pads, black boots and red kick pads. He has the AWS World Heavyweight title strapped around his waist, and he is sporting the new all black 3 Kings t-shirt.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Manchester, England, representing The Three Kings, he is the AWS World Heavyweight Champion... LIAM MCALLISTER!!!
MH: There he is!
BR: Love him or hate him, the man has been champion for six long months, but I have a feeling that ride is about to come to an end tonight.
MH: This has match of the year written all over it.
Liam strolls to the ring, steps through the entryway and into the cage. The officials get ready to quickly lock the cell behind him, but the champion has a change of heart and he exits the cage.
BR: Now what in the hell? Coward. What a coward.
MH: Mr. Troy said no interference, he didn't say anything about... well I don't know what this is.
Velvet yells at Liam who refuses to enter. After a few tense moments of yelling, Velvet storms out of the ring and after the World champion. Velvet exits the cage as well and gives chase to Liam. Liam instantly turns and high tales it out of there. Velvet is right on his ass, but Liam is mocking the challenger.
BR: What a damn coward! Get him, Velvet!
Just as Velvet is set to grab him, Liam leaps upward and scales the side of the cage. Liam climbs his way to the top of the cage and looks down, taunting Velvet.
MH: Haha, come get it! Brilliant!
BR: Oh my... I bet he wasn't counting on this!
Velvet starts to climb the cage as well and he makes it to the top just as quick as McAllister. Once Velvet gets to the top and stands the referee calls for the bell. Velvet climbs to the top and Liam and he go toe to toe. Liam with a knife edge chop to Velvet! Velvet fires off a European uppercut! Now they're just throwing haymakers! Rights and lefts and the crowd is loving it!
BR: Lord Velvet has been waiting for months to get his hands on Liam, one-on-one!
Velvet shoves Liam back... Liam goes for a kick to the head, but Velvet meets him with a spear!!!
BR: Jesus Christ, did you see the top of that cage buckle!?!
MH: That's got to be nearly 700 pounds up there right now! This thing is not built for that!
The crowd roars as Velvet stands to his feet after the spear. Velvet scoops Liam up from the top of the chain link roof and he puts him back down with a scoop slam!
BR: Again... that thing is buckling under... that section isn't going to hold much longer!
Velvet grabs Liam by the head and lifts him back up into position...
BR: Lord Velvet has him in position for a powerbomb...
MH: I can't watch! No! No! No!
Velvet starts to run and drop Liam, but the champ fires away at the top of Velvet's skull with a fury of right hands. Velvet stumbles backwards... he's falling... VELVET FALLS BACKWARDS!!! The force of the fall breaks the top of the cage sending Velvet along with Liam to the mat!
BR: OH MY GOD! OH MY... THEY'RE DEAD!
MH: Medical! Someone get medical out here!
BR: I can't believe what I'm witnessing... has the match even started god damnit?!? This one might be over before it even started.
MH: It looked like Liam just rode Velvet to the mat on that one causing Velvet to take even more of the brunt of the move.
BR: Liam still took a spill there. He's holding his knee in agony right now and I think it got wedged underneath Lord Velvet.
MH: Velvet's not moving.
BR: And here comes medical, finally.
MH: Hey, at least they're inside the cage now.
The stunned crowd doesn't quite know what to make of things as the EMT's rush in to check on both men. Separate teams of EMT's load Black Velvet and Liam McAllister on stretchers, preparing to take them out of the cage.
BR: I can't believe THIS is how it's going to end.
MH: Haha, Liam retains again. He might night walk again, but he retained.
As the team almost has Velvet wheeled out, like a man rising from the dead, he rips free of the restrains and stands on his own! The crowd goes insane.
BR: Velvet's still in it!
Lord Velvet storms into the ring where Liam McAllister is still attached to his straightboard. Velvet picks it up with him strapped in and he tosses it right over the ropes and into the side of the cage!
MH: This isn't fair!
BR: He just... he just threw Liam like a damn rag doll!
The toss doesn't help Liam get free. Velvet quickly jumps out of the ring and turns the board over to reveal a steam of blood pouring down Liam's face! Velvet throws a combination of jabs and forearms that further exacerbate the open wound.
BR: And Liam is human! He bleeds just like anyone else!
MH: I'll say it again, this isn't fair!
Velvet unstraps Liam and rolls him back into the ring. The blood still leaking out of the forehead of Liam is giving him the crimson mask as Velvet picks him up... Velvet whips Liam into the ropes, Liam on the rebound... Velvet drops him with a samoan drop!
BR: Quick cover by Velvet.
One...
KICKOUT!
BR: Liam kicks out of the pin, and Lord Velvet instantly brings him to a seated position and applies a rear chin lock!
MH: Rear chin lock?! With how massive his arms are, this is more like a full blown sleeper hold!
BR: Either way, he wastes no time to continue the attack!
In full control, Velvet brings Liam back to his feet. He lifts Liam high in to the air with that sleeper hold...and he tosses McAllister overhead!
BR: JESUS! Liam crashed hard chest first on the mat! And again Velvet follows up quickly!
Lord Velvet lifts up Liam, and brings him up to his shoulder and makes his way over to the corner... snake eyes! Liam stumbles back as Velvet hits the far ropes. Liam turns as Velvet is on the rebound...SPEAR!!! NO!!! Liam saw it coming and leaped over Velvet! Liam with a springboard as Black Velvet gets back to his feet. Liam spins in mid-air...summersault senton...and he takes Velvet to the mat!
BR: That was pure desperation by the World champion. Other than two brief counters, the challenger has taken it to the champion!
MH: I think that's about to change, Buddy.
Liam struggles to crawl over to Velvet and make a cover. After several seconds have pass he finally makes the cover.
One...
Tw-NO!
BR: Velvet just threw Liam across the ring with that kick out!
Liam gets back to his feet... Velvet runs in... STARDOM STRIKE!
BR: Superkick out of nowhere! Again, almost out of desperation!
MH: And Liam falls forward onto Velvet! This is it!
One...
Two...
NO!
BR: SHOULDER UP!
MH: Phew, so close!
Both men take their time getting back to their feet. Liam uses the ropes to get back to his feet, but he has trouble standing, visibly not putting much pressure on his right leg. He hobbles over to Velvet who has manage to get back to one knee. Liam fires off a kick to the chest of Velvet with his good leg, and another, and a third... Liam steps back, bounces off the ropes and comes in with a flying knee... NO! Velvet springs up and catches him... sidewalk slam!
BR: High impact and Velvet with another cover.
One...
Two...
NO! KICKOUT
Liam kicks out and Velvet helps him back to his feet... Velvet tosses the champion into the corner... Velvet follows in.... big splash in the corner! Liam stumbles forward out of the corner and falls face first on the mat. Velvet takes the opportunity to slide outside of the ring. He flips the ring apron up and starts sliding out steel chairs. Velvet starts to walk back to the ring with a steel chair in hand... he looks up and Liam slides in with a baseball slide to the face!
MH: That chair just smacked Velvet right in the kisser!
BR: He may have been concussed on that one.
Liam looks around, mocking the crowd before bouncing off the far ropes... Velvet gets to his feet on the outside and Liam dives between the ropes with a suicide dive!!!
BR: Velvet taken out but Liam also ate steel on that one too.
MH: High risk, high reward!
Liam uses the side of the cage to climb back to his feet. McAllister struggles for several seconds to pull Black Velvet back to his feet. Liam pulls Velvet into him and whips Velvet into the steel steps! NO! Velvet reverses it and Liam goes back and shoulder first into the steel steps!! Velvet shakes his head and slowly moves towards the steps. Velvet separates the steps and picks up the top set... Liam to his feet and Velvet runs at him with the steps!
BR: Velvet slams the steps into the champs face! NO! Liam with a dropkick!
Velvet falls backwards and the steps land on top of him! Liam pulls himself up using the cage again, he hobbles over to the ring apron and climbs to the top rope. Velvet starts to stir and Liam dives off with a crossbody... but Velvet quickly takes him to the floor with a snap powerslam!
BR: That was a sickening thud! Did you hear that?
MH: This is a war. Back and forth.
Velvet picks up the champion and puts him over his shoulder. Velvet runs as fast as he can and slams Liam back first into the ring post! Liam arches his back in pain, Velvet follows it up by rolling McAllister back into the ring and making the cover.
One...
Two...
TH-NO!!!
BR: Shoulder was up! Just barely, but the shoulder WAS up!
MH: That was close! Now the champ has back and knee issues. This is great, just great.
Velvet can't believe it and he picks Liam up and whips him into the ropes, Liam bounces off the ropes and returns, Velvet throws a clothesline but Liam ducks under... Liam bounces off the ropes again and Velvet catches him this time! NO! Liam wraps around Velvet and snaps him to the mat with a float over DDT!! Both men lay down and out on the mat!
THIS IS AWESOME! CLAP, CLAP - CLAP, CLAP, CLAP! THIS IS AWESOME
BR: I couldn't have said it any better than the fans here in Columbia, South Carolina just did!
Liam tries to wipe the blood from his face as he gets back to his feet. Liam goes to pick up Velvet, Velvet throws a punch to the midsection, Liam rakes the eyes of Velvet causing him to drop back down to one knee. Liam bounces off the ropes and dropkicks Velvet in the face! Velvet falls to the mat! Liam uses the ropes to help himself up and he moves gingerly over to the corner. He climbs the top rope...
MH: What is he doing? He can barely stand! Get down, Liam!
Liam wobbly stands atop the top rope and he leaps... flying elbow drop!!
BR: The elbow drop landed straight across the heart of Black Velvet, but Liam hit his knee hard on the way down there and he's rolling around in pain!
MH: I told him! I told him, didn't I?
BR: You did.
MH: I should be his new manager.
BR: Well you already kiss his ass for free, so you might as well!
Liam finally makes it over to cover Velvet.
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!!
BR: Kickout by Velvet again! He won't stay down!
MH: Neither man will!
Liam slams the mat in frustration and yells at the referee for what he thought was a slow count. Liam turns... Velvet is back to his feet and he charges in... PIMP SLAP! NO! Liam ducks under it... Velvet turns around and...
BR: STARDOM STRIKE! NO! Velvet catches Liam's foot and he spins the champion around... PIMP SLAP!
MH: NO!
BR: Velvet covers...
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!!!
BR: NO! KICKOUT!
MH: Do you see the fans ringside? They thought that was it!
BR: I've thought this one was over about six times already!
Velvet pounds his fists into the mat in frustration. Velvet waits a few seconds and he finally gets to his feet and peels Liam up off of the mat. Velvet whips Liam into the ropes and drops his head for a back body drop... Liam on the return stops himself short and kicks Velvet right in the chest. Velvet stands back up holding his chest! Liam with a quick dropkick that has Velvet stumbling... Liam springboards... Moonsault! NO! Velvet catches Liam right in position for the KING SIZE CRUSH! NO! Liam pushes Velvet off into the turnbuckles sternum first and Velvet stumbles out backwards and Liam takes him to the mat with a jumping reverse bulldog!!
BR: Counter to counters. These men know each other so well!
Liam signals for the end. He limps over to the corner and slowly climbs his way to the top turnbuckle again. After again motioning to the crowd that he's going to finish things off, Liam then leaps... DIRE STRAITS!
MH: NOOOOO!!! Velvet to his feet and he catches Liam! KING SIZE CRUSH!
BR: He hit it! He hit it! Velvet hooks the leg...
One...
Two...
THRE-NO!
BR: Was that it?
MH: No! He kicked out!
BR: Oh my god that was close. A fraction of a second and this one would have been over!
Both men lay on the mat exhausted for a moment. Liam seems to not have even moved since he kicked out and Velvet pulls himself up using the ropes as leverage. Velvet drags Liam into position in the corner and he climbs to the top turnbuckle. Velvet pearched up high and he leaps backwards... JUPITERSAULT!
BR: NO! Liam got his knees up and caught Velvet! Liam locks Velvet into a cradle pin attempt off the counter...
One...
Two...
TH-NO!!
BR: Velvet able to shake free but that was an impressive counter by the champion.
Both men back to their feet and they charge in... Velvet grabs Liam and whips him into the ropes... Liam returns and goes to leapfrog over Velvet, but Velvet catches him in mid-air.... spinning powerbomb! NO! Liam able to lock in a head scissors take down at the last second to counter and he sends Velvet over the top rope to the outside!
BR: Velvet landed hard on the outside you guys! And I just don't know how much more either of these two can't take.
Liam checks to make sure Velvet is down and he slides to the outside himself. Liam walks over and starts to climb up the side of the cage, trying desperately to get to the portion that is exposed from the start of the match.
BR: Liam's had enough. He's trying to escape. He can't win like that but I don't think he wants any more of Black Velvet.
MH: Hurry, Liam... Velvet's rising back to his feet.
BR: Just like he said he would!
Liam reaches the top of the cage and he swings over and gets on top of the cage again through the hole Velvet and he made earlier. Liam takes a moment to gather himself as the climb took it out of him. Velvet is to his feet inside the cage and the fans are all pointing to the top of the cage as Velvet looks around for Liam. Velvet looks up and sees where Liam is... Velvet starts his climb up as well as Liam crawls towards the edge of the cage, trying to make his way down the other side.
MH: I can barely stand this... I'm afraid of heights and they've got to be 18 feet in the air, or more.
BR: Black Velvet is making his way to the top... he's almost there... yes he's up there with the champ again! You better run fast you yellow...
Liam makes it to the edge and swings his feet over the side, searching for footing to climb down on. Velvet quickly makes his way to the edge and he grabs the blood soaked hair of Liam... Velvet pulls Liam back to the top of the cage using his hair!
MH: Not the hair!
BR: Ok guys, get down... you're making me nervous now.
In swift move Black Velvet pulls Liam up by his hair, dangling him over the side as Liam kicks his legs... Velvet uses all his might and he tosses Liam off of the top of the cage!!! Liam goes crashing into the Spanish announce table back first and the table shatters. Liam is lost underneath the wreckage and the fans go insane!
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
BR: .......................
MH: .......................
HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
BR: Somebody.... we need... yeah, he's not... he's not moving.
MH: See, this is what you wanted, Buddy, and now look... I just.... I'm speechless.
AWS! AWS! AWS!
Liam lays motionless in the wreckage, monitors, blood, and debris is everywhere. Velvet admires his handywork for a moment before taking a seat atop the cage. Velvet catches his breath and he climbs down the side of the cage. Velvet walks over to the carnage that he just created and fishes the blood soaked AWS World Heavyweight champion out of the mess. Velvet drags Liam by his arm towards the entrance of the cage. The officials unlock the cage and allow Velvet to carry Liam in. Lord Velvet rolls Liam into the ring and he rolls in behind him.
BR: Velvet with the cover and by god please let this be it.
One...
Two...
THREE-NO!!!
BR: NO!?!? Why did he kick out? For the love of god why did he kick out!?!
Velvet looks stunned. He looks around as if he is unsure of his next move. Velvet waits for what seems like an enternity. Velvet finalls finds the energy to drag Liam over near the corner. Velvet wearily scales the top rope again. He looks as if he's going for another JUPITERSAULT! NO! Liam rolls into the ropes and Velvet falls crotch first onto the top turnbuckle. Almost as if in a last ditch attempt Liam just shoves Velvet from the top turnbuckle to the outside! Velvet falls like dead weight over the top, his back bouncing off the ring apron and his face smashing into the steel cage on the way down.
BR: Desperation counter after desperation counter by each man! It was almost as if Liam just has no other option but to push Velvet.
MH: Cover him for god's sake, Liam! End this madness!
BR: You've got to get him back in the ring to end it. Can't pin him on the outside.
Liam crawls over to the ropes and slides underneath to the outside. Liam picks up one of the steel chairs that Velvet fetched earlier. Liam tosses two back in the ring and climbs back in with one in hand. Liam struggles but is able to roll Velvet back into the ring. Velvet uses the ropes to get to one knee. Liam swings the chair...
WHAM!
Velvet starts leaking blood almost as soon as the first chair shot hits.
WHAM!
Velvet still fights to his feet as blood starts to trickle down his face. He dares Liam to hit him again. Liam steps back and runs in...
WHAM!
Velvet drops back down to one knee. Velvet again dares Liam to nail him with the chair.
BR: Stop this! This is insane. Velvet just won't quit!
MH: It's almost like he's inviting it! Like Liam's going to have to beat him!
WHAM!
A fourth and final chair shot sends Velvet to the mat. Liam drops the chair to the mat and takes a moment to catch his breath, nearly exhausted, half-dead at this point. He looks over to the corner and Velvet is using the ropes to climb back to his feet again. Blood streaming down Velvet's face as he gets back to his feet.
BR: Liam can't believe it! Velvet is so resilient! They both are!
MH: This has been a war!
Liam shakes his head in disbelief just before he takes a step forward and... STARDOM STRIKE! Blood goes shooting in the air out of the mouth of Velvet as he falls to the mat, McAllister drops on top of him trying to hook the leg but too weary to do so.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner and STTTTIIILLLLLLL THE AWS WWWOOOOORRRLLLLDDDD HHHHEAAAVVVYYYWEEEIIIGGGHHHTTTT CCCHHHHAAAMMMPPPPIONNNNN.... LIIIIIAAMMMMM MCCCCALLLLISSSSTTTTEEERRRR!!!!
WINNER: LIAM MCALLISTER (STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION)
BR: Liam is STILL the World champion!
MH: No one can beat Liam! NO ONE!
BR: Will there every be anyone to dethrone this man!? I am DAMN PROUD of Velvet. He gave it everything he has!
Velvet is down in the ring and Liam is resting on his knees. The cage starts rising as the championship is awarded to the winner. As Liam celebrates in the ring, Jake Adonis comes sprinting down the ramp! He slides into the ring and tackles Liam to the ground, throwing lefts and rights into the champion’s face!
BR: Jake Adonis not happy. His partner just got the beating of a lifetime.
MH: Oh cry me a river. Velvet lost fair-and-square.
Velvet soon comes to and realizes what has happened, then joins Jake and begins stomping on Liam as well until Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele come sprinting down the ramp as well.
MH: Here comes the cavalry!
Blaze and Steele slide into the ring and attack. Joseph Steele backs Jake Adonis into the turnbuckle and begins stomping away at his midsection while Rory begin laying into Velvet’s head with vicious right hands. With the reprieve, Liam rolls out of the ring with the World Heavyweight title and begins backing up the ramp. While Rory and Joseph fight with Black Adonis, Liam is taken down from behind by Johnny Anomaly and Samuel Hyde!
BR: More Anarchy members!
Johnny and Samuel roll Liam back into the ring. Johnny begins to stomp on the champ while Samuel dives onto Rory, allowing Velvet to break free. Jake Adonis pushes Joseph Steele into his tag partners arms, and Velvet connects with a KING SIZE CRUSH!
BR: The Anarchy is gaining the advantage!
MH: Not for long; here comes Kodiak Winters!
Sure enough, Kodiak has appeared on the stage and is marching towards the ring. Just as he starts to pick up the pace, someone rolls out from under the ring. Despite the man’s short stature, Kodiak stops in his tracks when he sees the smaller man wielding a cattle prod!
MH: Is THAT!?!? No! It can’t be…!
BR: My god! It’s Gary the Assassin!
MH: What a moron! That mental midget doesn’t think he can stop Kodiak, does he?
Kodiak smirks as he stares down Gary. He mock-rushes a few times, causing Gary to thrust out his weapon. Kodiak looks for his move, but he wastes too much time as a clubbing blow from behind knocks him to the floor!
BR: And there’s Sean Merciless!
Merciless picks Kodiak up and throws him hard, shoulder-first, into the ring steps, allowing Gary to jump in and shock Kodiak with the cattle prod! In the ring, Samuel Hyde and Johnny Anomaly have thrown Rory towards Jake Adonis, who connects with the WORLDS SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Velvet pulls Steele up b y his hair, then kicks him in the gut, allowing Hyde to nail him with a BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: Liam McAllister and his comrades are being decimated inside the ring by The Anarchy! Kodiak Winters has been neutralized on the outside by Sean Merciless and Gary the Assassin, and this South Carolina crowd is loving every second of it!
MH: Somebody stop this! Where is security? The hell with that; where are the cops!
On the outside, Johnny Anomaly has begun to pass out chairs to the rest of the Anarchy. Liam gets to his feet, but Samuel Hyde hits him right in the face with a chair. Velvet smacks the down Rory Blaze with a vicious shot, and Joe Steel takes one from Jake Adonis! Sean Merciless drags Kodiak to one of the posts, where Gary duct-tape’s his wrists together with his arms around the post!
MH: Get out of there!
The crowd erupts in cheers again when they hear the sound of the notes of a familiar pipe organ filling the arena!
BR: You’ve got to be kidding me!
After a few seconds, the stage explodes in pyro! When it settles, the fourth tier of Dancing Mad begins playing over the sound system!
MH: No!
BR: I think it’s about to get a lot worse for Liam and company!
The crowd is already screaming, and they get even louder when the man in question walks through the curtain! In his left hand is his signature weapon, Black Betty. In his healed right hand, he is literally DRAGGING a beaten, bloodied, and semi-conscious Alistair Mason by the shirt collar!
BR: Matthias Barrows has returned!
MH: And he’s obviously beaten the hell out of our beloved General Manager!
BR: My god! He must have orchestrated this whole thing!
MH: Red Alert! Red Alert!
While the Anarchy stands over Liam, Rory, and Joseph, Matthias roughly throws Mason to Merciless, who holds the GM up. Matthias grabs Mason by the jaw and gets just inches away from his face. As the music dies out, the camera can hear what he’s saying.
MATTHIAS BARROWS: You WILL watch this, Alistair.
Matthias backs away and turns his focus to Kodiak Winters, still duct-taped to the post. He takes Black Betty in both hands, and with a running start, smacks Kodiak right in the ribs! The big man roars out in pain, and Matthias follows up by hitting him in the back of the leg.
BR: Matthias is just teeing off on Kodiak with that pipe!
MH: He’s a defenseless man!
Matthias grabs Kodiak right by his beard, and thrusts him face first into the post, cutting him open above the eye and slumping him to the floor! His next move is to roll into the ring, where Black Velvet and Johnny Anomaly are holding up Rory Blaze, whom Matthias chuckles at as he slowly approaches.
BR: Matthias is staring down Rory Blaze, and I’d say his wrist is feeling better from how he’s swinging Black Betty. Matthias was taken out weeks and weeks ago by The Three Kings... specifically Joseph Steele!
Matthias strikes, hitting Rory once in the gut with Black Betty, dropping him to his knees before following up with a hard kick right in the nose! As Rory cocks his head back, Matthias bounces off the ropes, and thrusts his knee right in Rory’s jaw.
MH: This is…this is indescribable!
BR: My god, Matthias is back with a vengeance!
As Rory falls unconscious face first onto the mat, Gary hands Samuel Hyde a vial. Hyde collects Rory’s blood while Jake and Johnny haul Joseph Steele to his feet.
BR: Looks like it’s Steele’s turn.
MH: He’s the one who broke Matthias’ wrist. This is gonna be bad…
Matthias rolls his wrist on his joint to show its fully-healed while Jake Adonis and Johnny whom Matthias chuckles at a while he glares at Steele with a sinister grin. Like lightning, Matthias delivers a mean right hook to Steele’s eye and nose, then follows up with the TOOTH CHIPPER! Steele drops to his knees, Matthias measures him, and kicks him hard in head! Steele falls face first on canvas with his nose bleeding and his eye beginning to swell.
MH: I can’t believe this. Matthias is just picking them off.
Matthias turns his focus to Liam McAllister, whom Velvet has down to his knees.
BR: And then there was one.
Matthias grabs Liam by the hair, and locks eyes with him. Liam swings at him a few times, but Matthias dodges. After a few tense seconds go by, Matthias spits right in Liam’s face, then brings his elbow down, crushing Liam right on the mouth and cutting open his lip!
MH: That was unnecessary!
Quickly, Matthias hoists Liam onto his shoulders, and after building suspense for a few seconds, crushes him with his finisher!
BR: 10-SP! As picture perfect as Matthias has ever delivered it!
Matthias claims his two newest additions to his collection and puts them in his pocket before signaling for Merciless to throw Mason into the ring as well.
MH: Our poor General Manager has been forced to watch this whole thing.
Matthias grabs a microphone as Hyde and Velvet hold Mason up.
MATTHIAS: Do you see what’s just happened here, Alistair? Do you see what was accomplished? THIS is what Anarchy means, and your incompetence caused ALL OF IT!!!
The crowd cheers as Matthias looks them over.
MATTHIAS: I’ve waited two long months to say this again! Merciless, nuke his ass!
Merciless grins as he grabs Mason by the collar, gorilla presses him, and drills him with a devastating MUSHROOM CLOUD! Mason convulses a few times while Matthias joins hands with The Anarchy, and they all rise their hands in the air.
BR: Holy hell, what an unbelievable sight. Matthias Barrows has returned in a red wrath, and it appears as though he’s thrown in his lot with The Anarchy!
MH: And together, they’ve decimated everything in their path.
BR: We’re out of time for tonight, tune in to Ascension next week to see the fallout of this shocking events!
MH: No one can beat Liam! NO ONE!
BR: Will there every be anyone to dethrone this man!? I am DAMN PROUD of Velvet. He gave it everything he has!
Velvet is down in the ring and Liam is resting on his knees. The cage starts rising as the championship is awarded to the winner. As Liam celebrates in the ring, Jake Adonis comes sprinting down the ramp! He slides into the ring and tackles Liam to the ground, throwing lefts and rights into the champion’s face!
BR: Jake Adonis not happy. His partner just got the beating of a lifetime.
MH: Oh cry me a river. Velvet lost fair-and-square.
Velvet soon comes to and realizes what has happened, then joins Jake and begins stomping on Liam as well until Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele come sprinting down the ramp as well.
MH: Here comes the cavalry!
Blaze and Steele slide into the ring and attack. Joseph Steele backs Jake Adonis into the turnbuckle and begins stomping away at his midsection while Rory begin laying into Velvet’s head with vicious right hands. With the reprieve, Liam rolls out of the ring with the World Heavyweight title and begins backing up the ramp. While Rory and Joseph fight with Black Adonis, Liam is taken down from behind by Johnny Anomaly and Samuel Hyde!
BR: More Anarchy members!
Johnny and Samuel roll Liam back into the ring. Johnny begins to stomp on the champ while Samuel dives onto Rory, allowing Velvet to break free. Jake Adonis pushes Joseph Steele into his tag partners arms, and Velvet connects with a KING SIZE CRUSH!
BR: The Anarchy is gaining the advantage!
MH: Not for long; here comes Kodiak Winters!
Sure enough, Kodiak has appeared on the stage and is marching towards the ring. Just as he starts to pick up the pace, someone rolls out from under the ring. Despite the man’s short stature, Kodiak stops in his tracks when he sees the smaller man wielding a cattle prod!
MH: Is THAT!?!? No! It can’t be…!
BR: My god! It’s Gary the Assassin!
MH: What a moron! That mental midget doesn’t think he can stop Kodiak, does he?
Kodiak smirks as he stares down Gary. He mock-rushes a few times, causing Gary to thrust out his weapon. Kodiak looks for his move, but he wastes too much time as a clubbing blow from behind knocks him to the floor!
BR: And there’s Sean Merciless!
Merciless picks Kodiak up and throws him hard, shoulder-first, into the ring steps, allowing Gary to jump in and shock Kodiak with the cattle prod! In the ring, Samuel Hyde and Johnny Anomaly have thrown Rory towards Jake Adonis, who connects with the WORLDS SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Velvet pulls Steele up b y his hair, then kicks him in the gut, allowing Hyde to nail him with a BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: Liam McAllister and his comrades are being decimated inside the ring by The Anarchy! Kodiak Winters has been neutralized on the outside by Sean Merciless and Gary the Assassin, and this South Carolina crowd is loving every second of it!
MH: Somebody stop this! Where is security? The hell with that; where are the cops!
On the outside, Johnny Anomaly has begun to pass out chairs to the rest of the Anarchy. Liam gets to his feet, but Samuel Hyde hits him right in the face with a chair. Velvet smacks the down Rory Blaze with a vicious shot, and Joe Steel takes one from Jake Adonis! Sean Merciless drags Kodiak to one of the posts, where Gary duct-tape’s his wrists together with his arms around the post!
MH: Get out of there!
The crowd erupts in cheers again when they hear the sound of the notes of a familiar pipe organ filling the arena!
BR: You’ve got to be kidding me!
After a few seconds, the stage explodes in pyro! When it settles, the fourth tier of Dancing Mad begins playing over the sound system!
MH: No!
BR: I think it’s about to get a lot worse for Liam and company!
The crowd is already screaming, and they get even louder when the man in question walks through the curtain! In his left hand is his signature weapon, Black Betty. In his healed right hand, he is literally DRAGGING a beaten, bloodied, and semi-conscious Alistair Mason by the shirt collar!
BR: Matthias Barrows has returned!
MH: And he’s obviously beaten the hell out of our beloved General Manager!
BR: My god! He must have orchestrated this whole thing!
MH: Red Alert! Red Alert!
While the Anarchy stands over Liam, Rory, and Joseph, Matthias roughly throws Mason to Merciless, who holds the GM up. Matthias grabs Mason by the jaw and gets just inches away from his face. As the music dies out, the camera can hear what he’s saying.
MATTHIAS BARROWS: You WILL watch this, Alistair.
Matthias backs away and turns his focus to Kodiak Winters, still duct-taped to the post. He takes Black Betty in both hands, and with a running start, smacks Kodiak right in the ribs! The big man roars out in pain, and Matthias follows up by hitting him in the back of the leg.
BR: Matthias is just teeing off on Kodiak with that pipe!
MH: He’s a defenseless man!
Matthias grabs Kodiak right by his beard, and thrusts him face first into the post, cutting him open above the eye and slumping him to the floor! His next move is to roll into the ring, where Black Velvet and Johnny Anomaly are holding up Rory Blaze, whom Matthias chuckles at as he slowly approaches.
BR: Matthias is staring down Rory Blaze, and I’d say his wrist is feeling better from how he’s swinging Black Betty. Matthias was taken out weeks and weeks ago by The Three Kings... specifically Joseph Steele!
Matthias strikes, hitting Rory once in the gut with Black Betty, dropping him to his knees before following up with a hard kick right in the nose! As Rory cocks his head back, Matthias bounces off the ropes, and thrusts his knee right in Rory’s jaw.
MH: This is…this is indescribable!
BR: My god, Matthias is back with a vengeance!
As Rory falls unconscious face first onto the mat, Gary hands Samuel Hyde a vial. Hyde collects Rory’s blood while Jake and Johnny haul Joseph Steele to his feet.
BR: Looks like it’s Steele’s turn.
MH: He’s the one who broke Matthias’ wrist. This is gonna be bad…
Matthias rolls his wrist on his joint to show its fully-healed while Jake Adonis and Johnny whom Matthias chuckles at a while he glares at Steele with a sinister grin. Like lightning, Matthias delivers a mean right hook to Steele’s eye and nose, then follows up with the TOOTH CHIPPER! Steele drops to his knees, Matthias measures him, and kicks him hard in head! Steele falls face first on canvas with his nose bleeding and his eye beginning to swell.
MH: I can’t believe this. Matthias is just picking them off.
Matthias turns his focus to Liam McAllister, whom Velvet has down to his knees.
BR: And then there was one.
Matthias grabs Liam by the hair, and locks eyes with him. Liam swings at him a few times, but Matthias dodges. After a few tense seconds go by, Matthias spits right in Liam’s face, then brings his elbow down, crushing Liam right on the mouth and cutting open his lip!
MH: That was unnecessary!
Quickly, Matthias hoists Liam onto his shoulders, and after building suspense for a few seconds, crushes him with his finisher!
BR: 10-SP! As picture perfect as Matthias has ever delivered it!
Matthias claims his two newest additions to his collection and puts them in his pocket before signaling for Merciless to throw Mason into the ring as well.
MH: Our poor General Manager has been forced to watch this whole thing.
Matthias grabs a microphone as Hyde and Velvet hold Mason up.
MATTHIAS: Do you see what’s just happened here, Alistair? Do you see what was accomplished? THIS is what Anarchy means, and your incompetence caused ALL OF IT!!!
The crowd cheers as Matthias looks them over.
MATTHIAS: I’ve waited two long months to say this again! Merciless, nuke his ass!
Merciless grins as he grabs Mason by the collar, gorilla presses him, and drills him with a devastating MUSHROOM CLOUD! Mason convulses a few times while Matthias joins hands with The Anarchy, and they all rise their hands in the air.
BR: Holy hell, what an unbelievable sight. Matthias Barrows has returned in a red wrath, and it appears as though he’s thrown in his lot with The Anarchy!
MH: And together, they’ve decimated everything in their path.
BR: We’re out of time for tonight, tune in to Ascension next week to see the fallout of this shocking events!