FEBRUARY 11th, 2015
WEBSTER BANK ARENA - BRIDGEPORT, CONNECTICUT, USA
WEBSTER BANK ARENA - BRIDGEPORT, CONNECTICUT, USA
The Ascension theme music begins to play as the camera makes rapid pans across the roaring crowd! A series of red and white pyros go off above the ring, up the ramp and then around the stage and screen leaving a haze of white smoke.
BUDDY ROBERTS: Good evening everyone and welcome to the winter wonderland of Bridgeport Connecticut!
MICHAEL HEENAN: I saw Liam tweeting earlier. He is right! This is employee abuse. This is a natural disaster area! What a blizzard!
BR: Oh, grow a pair you sissy. We've got an amazing night tonight.
MH: As always, Buddy. We are still searching for the next Intercontinental contender... could it be Johnny Anomaly?
BR: Our huge four team main event to determine the Tag Team champions!
MH: The GM was right to put the title on the line tonight after hearing how careless Black Rose is with their responsibilities!
BR: Oh come on! It is a screwjob! Plain and simple. They knew that Conrad and Erica worked at the UWF as well and there was a risk of overlapping injuries.
MH: Oh bull. This is the AWS, where the big dogs play. It's not the GM's fault that Erica got her leg broken over in the UWF.
BR: Right. Then he goes an forces them to put the titles on the line tonight? The GM is trying to screw Conrad and Erica flat out. No other way about it.
MH: The titles haven't been defended in weeks and weeks. Put up or shut up, how is the GM responsible if our champions hurt themselves with side jobs? The AWS must go on.
BR: Erica surely can't compete. Will Conrad even be here tonight?
The scene cuts to the back parking lot where Liam McAllister, Rory Blaze, Joseph Steele and Kodiak Winters are standing over a knocked out Johnny Anomaly and Samuel Hyde.
RORY BLAZE: Pick him up again.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Kodak...
Kodiak picks up Samuel Hyde and BEAST MODE onto the hood of Hyde's car! Johnny fights to get to his feet and Liam steps back and STARDOM STRIKE!
JOSEPH STEELE: Really? I get the sloppy seconds?
Steele picks up Anomaly and LAST CALL! onto the concrete!
BR: Good god! How are any of these men supposed to compete later tonight!
Liam, Kodiak, Steele and Rory bask in their destruction before Black Velvet and Jake Adonis come running out of the building chasing the group away as we cut back to ringside.
MH: I don't know but they have to. But lets go to a break and come back with our opening contest!
BUDDY ROBERTS: Good evening everyone and welcome to the winter wonderland of Bridgeport Connecticut!
MICHAEL HEENAN: I saw Liam tweeting earlier. He is right! This is employee abuse. This is a natural disaster area! What a blizzard!
BR: Oh, grow a pair you sissy. We've got an amazing night tonight.
MH: As always, Buddy. We are still searching for the next Intercontinental contender... could it be Johnny Anomaly?
BR: Our huge four team main event to determine the Tag Team champions!
MH: The GM was right to put the title on the line tonight after hearing how careless Black Rose is with their responsibilities!
BR: Oh come on! It is a screwjob! Plain and simple. They knew that Conrad and Erica worked at the UWF as well and there was a risk of overlapping injuries.
MH: Oh bull. This is the AWS, where the big dogs play. It's not the GM's fault that Erica got her leg broken over in the UWF.
BR: Right. Then he goes an forces them to put the titles on the line tonight? The GM is trying to screw Conrad and Erica flat out. No other way about it.
MH: The titles haven't been defended in weeks and weeks. Put up or shut up, how is the GM responsible if our champions hurt themselves with side jobs? The AWS must go on.
BR: Erica surely can't compete. Will Conrad even be here tonight?
The scene cuts to the back parking lot where Liam McAllister, Rory Blaze, Joseph Steele and Kodiak Winters are standing over a knocked out Johnny Anomaly and Samuel Hyde.
RORY BLAZE: Pick him up again.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Kodak...
Kodiak picks up Samuel Hyde and BEAST MODE onto the hood of Hyde's car! Johnny fights to get to his feet and Liam steps back and STARDOM STRIKE!
JOSEPH STEELE: Really? I get the sloppy seconds?
Steele picks up Anomaly and LAST CALL! onto the concrete!
BR: Good god! How are any of these men supposed to compete later tonight!
Liam, Kodiak, Steele and Rory bask in their destruction before Black Velvet and Jake Adonis come running out of the building chasing the group away as we cut back to ringside.
MH: I don't know but they have to. But lets go to a break and come back with our opening contest!
THE PUNISHER VS LANCE PETERSON VS NATHAN GIBBS
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
The camera comes back to commercial just as the bell rings with all competitors in the ring.
BR: Welcome back folks! We have newcomers Punisher and Lance in a three way dance with Nathan as we kick off the action tonight.
The three men circle each other in anticipation...
MH: Who's that!?
Sam Hyde comes charging, limping down to the ring at a fast pace.
BR: What does he want?
MH: He looks pissed!
The three men look stunned as Sam rolls into the ring pushes the referee down. He grabs The Punisher and nails a MENTALITY!
BR: Mentality on Punisher!
Sam looks pumped up! The other two men look somewhat frightened as Punisher rolls out of the ring.
MH: Don't go near that maniac!
Out of nowhere "Vivaldi - Classic Music Dubstep" hits and Mycroft Alistair Mason comes charging down to the ring.
BR: Bygawd. What does this ass want?
Sam readies himself but MAC slides in the ring and nails an INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY on Nathan Gibbs sending him flying out of the ring. Lance Peterson looks frozen in fear.
MH: Investment Opportunity!
BR: What the hell!?
Sam smirks at MAC and grabs the terrified Lance Peterson. MENTALITY on Lance! Sam gets up and dusts his hands off on Lance.
MH: That's a message if I ever saw one!
MAC scowls and hoists Lance to his feet and knee's him in the gut. He backs up and nails a huge INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY on Lance sending him out of the ring.
BR: Tit for tat at the expense of these three men!
Mycroft and Sam get nose to nose, neither blinking as the referee finally comes to and see's the carnage. He calls for the bell.
BR: Welcome back folks! We have newcomers Punisher and Lance in a three way dance with Nathan as we kick off the action tonight.
The three men circle each other in anticipation...
MH: Who's that!?
Sam Hyde comes charging, limping down to the ring at a fast pace.
BR: What does he want?
MH: He looks pissed!
The three men look stunned as Sam rolls into the ring pushes the referee down. He grabs The Punisher and nails a MENTALITY!
BR: Mentality on Punisher!
Sam looks pumped up! The other two men look somewhat frightened as Punisher rolls out of the ring.
MH: Don't go near that maniac!
Out of nowhere "Vivaldi - Classic Music Dubstep" hits and Mycroft Alistair Mason comes charging down to the ring.
BR: Bygawd. What does this ass want?
Sam readies himself but MAC slides in the ring and nails an INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY on Nathan Gibbs sending him flying out of the ring. Lance Peterson looks frozen in fear.
MH: Investment Opportunity!
BR: What the hell!?
Sam smirks at MAC and grabs the terrified Lance Peterson. MENTALITY on Lance! Sam gets up and dusts his hands off on Lance.
MH: That's a message if I ever saw one!
MAC scowls and hoists Lance to his feet and knee's him in the gut. He backs up and nails a huge INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY on Lance sending him out of the ring.
BR: Tit for tat at the expense of these three men!
Mycroft and Sam get nose to nose, neither blinking as the referee finally comes to and see's the carnage. He calls for the bell.
WINNER: DRAW (NO CONTEST)
MH: This is crazy!
Both men pushing their foreheads into each other as a swarm of officials run in and separate the two.
BR: These men are at each others throats as security tears them apart!
MH: Sam is in action next! We've got to take a break!
BR: We will be back in just a few minutes folks...
The camera fades to commercials and returns a few minutes later...
Quinlan Quail is seen walking backstage, still sporting stitches from Christine busting him open last week. He walks up a door and knocks three times. The name on the door reads Jon Rocks. Jon answers the door and smiles at Quinlan.
JON ROCKS: Hey buddy! How are you doing?
QUINLAN QUAIL: I’m ok…hey listen. I really need you to do a favor for me. It’s gonna involve something that’s not going to make you happy, but I really, really need you to do this for me.
Jon looks uncomfortable, but nods his head.
JON ROCKS: What do you need me to do?
QUINLAN QUAIL: I need you to bust me open, make me bleed, and then hide in that room. I would do it myself, but it doesn’t work like that. If I made myself bleed I wouldn’t get angry and I need to get angry.
JON ROCKS: Quin… I can’t hurt you. You’re my friend. I could never bust you open on purpose.
Quinlan looks down and back up at Jon, his eyes shining with tears.
QUINLAN QUAIL: Jon I need you to do this for me! I have to get revenge on Christine. She hurt me and then she beat me, but she didn’t actually beat me she ran away. I deserve that TV title. I deserve a rematch, but there never going to give me one unless I DO something! And I can’t do it alone.
Jon shakes his head.
JON ROCKS: I’m sorry. I can’t. I can’t do something like that to you. You’re going to have to figure out something else. If I did that I would be no better than all the bullies you see running around AWS.
The camera cuts back to ringside...
Both men pushing their foreheads into each other as a swarm of officials run in and separate the two.
BR: These men are at each others throats as security tears them apart!
MH: Sam is in action next! We've got to take a break!
BR: We will be back in just a few minutes folks...
The camera fades to commercials and returns a few minutes later...
Quinlan Quail is seen walking backstage, still sporting stitches from Christine busting him open last week. He walks up a door and knocks three times. The name on the door reads Jon Rocks. Jon answers the door and smiles at Quinlan.
JON ROCKS: Hey buddy! How are you doing?
QUINLAN QUAIL: I’m ok…hey listen. I really need you to do a favor for me. It’s gonna involve something that’s not going to make you happy, but I really, really need you to do this for me.
Jon looks uncomfortable, but nods his head.
JON ROCKS: What do you need me to do?
QUINLAN QUAIL: I need you to bust me open, make me bleed, and then hide in that room. I would do it myself, but it doesn’t work like that. If I made myself bleed I wouldn’t get angry and I need to get angry.
JON ROCKS: Quin… I can’t hurt you. You’re my friend. I could never bust you open on purpose.
Quinlan looks down and back up at Jon, his eyes shining with tears.
QUINLAN QUAIL: Jon I need you to do this for me! I have to get revenge on Christine. She hurt me and then she beat me, but she didn’t actually beat me she ran away. I deserve that TV title. I deserve a rematch, but there never going to give me one unless I DO something! And I can’t do it alone.
Jon shakes his head.
JON ROCKS: I’m sorry. I can’t. I can’t do something like that to you. You’re going to have to figure out something else. If I did that I would be no better than all the bullies you see running around AWS.
The camera cuts back to ringside...
ROSS RAINES VS SAMUEL HYDE
SINGLES MATCH
Samuel Hyde is already in the ring from the previous segment leaning against the ropes. The crew played his music during the break.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall, already in the ring, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 212 pounds... The Devil Child... Samuel Hyde!
BR: Sam and MAC had a bit of a pissing contest before we went to break ruining what could have been a good match.
MH: Anytime we get to see MAC it's a better experience.
BR: Sam goes one on one against another debut here, but he has already taken a beating.
The sounds of "Seranata Immortale" hit the speakers and a spotlight hits the stage. Ross Raines emerges from the back, dressed in gold and white, spinning on the stage and taking in the cheers of the crowd. He takes a slow walk to the ring, slapping hands with fans and nodding along with their encouragement before he hits the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, making his AWS debut, from Acre, Ohio, weighing in at 265 pounds... ROSS RAINES!
BR: Here comes a new hero!
MH: This guy is such a phony.
BR: Give him a chance! Based on what I've seen and heard so far I would say we need MORE men like Raines.
The two men circle around in the ring as the bell sounds.
BR: This guy is a pure rookie.
MH: He's not even a real wrestler. A damn TV show brought him here.
The two men lock up. Ross pushes Sam causing him to flip backwards on the ground. Sam looks surprised by his strength.
BR: Ross grew up on a farm! He's just a good ol' strong farmboy! I love it!
MH: What a damn goof.
Sam jolts up and locks up with Ross again. Ross tries to push him back again but Sam digs in and starts to over power Ross.
BR: Back and forth!
Ross summons his strength and pushes Sam down again. Sam gets frustrated and slaps the mat and kips up. Sam fakes a right and hits a big left on Ross and hits a quick scoop slam on Ross. Cover!
On-KICKOUT!
MH: Strong kickout.
Ross goes for a big clothesline but Sam ducks, turns around and nails a big dropkick. Ross swings, but Sam blocks, reverses it into a chicken wing and then into BAD NEWS backbreaker! Sam covers Ross.
One...
T-KICKOUT!
BR: What an impact! Quick kickout!
MH: This pretty farmboy has a lot of guts, I'll say that.
Sam picks up Ross and tries to hit a powerbomb but Ross hits a backdrop out of the hold. Ross hits a series of quick stomps follows up by a big elbow.
BR: Ross finally getting some offense in here.
Ross picks up Sam and whips him into the ropes. Ross hits a big spinebuster on the return. Ross wraps his arms around the upper body of Sam on the ground and hoists him into the air from the ground as dead weight!
MH: Wow!
POWERPLEX! The deadlift jackhammer nails Sam.
BR: What a Jackhammer, he calls that a Powerplex.
MH: Ross hooks the leg!
One...
Two...KICKOUT!
BR: That just rocked him!
Ross picks Sam up off the ground and signals. He lifts him up... HERO'S JOURNEY!
MH: Cross Arm Sit Out Powerbomb!
Ross wraps up the legs to cover!
One...
Two...
Sam's arm flops off his body and lands under the rope.
THREE-NO! NO! ROPE BREAK!
BR: Rope break! What a rookie mistake!
MH: Idiot! He had him for sure!
BR: That would have been a three if Sam's arm wouldn't have flopped under the rope. He should have pulled him out a few feet.
Ross gets up realizing his mistake. He walks over to Hyde, but Hyde snaps him up with a small package rollup!
One...
Two...
THR-KICKOUT!
MH: The small package almost had him!
Both men are up. Sam blocks a clothesline and whips him around. BRIMSTONE BOMB! into a cover!
BR: Brimstone!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... SAMUEL HYDE!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall, already in the ring, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 212 pounds... The Devil Child... Samuel Hyde!
BR: Sam and MAC had a bit of a pissing contest before we went to break ruining what could have been a good match.
MH: Anytime we get to see MAC it's a better experience.
BR: Sam goes one on one against another debut here, but he has already taken a beating.
The sounds of "Seranata Immortale" hit the speakers and a spotlight hits the stage. Ross Raines emerges from the back, dressed in gold and white, spinning on the stage and taking in the cheers of the crowd. He takes a slow walk to the ring, slapping hands with fans and nodding along with their encouragement before he hits the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, making his AWS debut, from Acre, Ohio, weighing in at 265 pounds... ROSS RAINES!
BR: Here comes a new hero!
MH: This guy is such a phony.
BR: Give him a chance! Based on what I've seen and heard so far I would say we need MORE men like Raines.
The two men circle around in the ring as the bell sounds.
BR: This guy is a pure rookie.
MH: He's not even a real wrestler. A damn TV show brought him here.
The two men lock up. Ross pushes Sam causing him to flip backwards on the ground. Sam looks surprised by his strength.
BR: Ross grew up on a farm! He's just a good ol' strong farmboy! I love it!
MH: What a damn goof.
Sam jolts up and locks up with Ross again. Ross tries to push him back again but Sam digs in and starts to over power Ross.
BR: Back and forth!
Ross summons his strength and pushes Sam down again. Sam gets frustrated and slaps the mat and kips up. Sam fakes a right and hits a big left on Ross and hits a quick scoop slam on Ross. Cover!
On-KICKOUT!
MH: Strong kickout.
Ross goes for a big clothesline but Sam ducks, turns around and nails a big dropkick. Ross swings, but Sam blocks, reverses it into a chicken wing and then into BAD NEWS backbreaker! Sam covers Ross.
One...
T-KICKOUT!
BR: What an impact! Quick kickout!
MH: This pretty farmboy has a lot of guts, I'll say that.
Sam picks up Ross and tries to hit a powerbomb but Ross hits a backdrop out of the hold. Ross hits a series of quick stomps follows up by a big elbow.
BR: Ross finally getting some offense in here.
Ross picks up Sam and whips him into the ropes. Ross hits a big spinebuster on the return. Ross wraps his arms around the upper body of Sam on the ground and hoists him into the air from the ground as dead weight!
MH: Wow!
POWERPLEX! The deadlift jackhammer nails Sam.
BR: What a Jackhammer, he calls that a Powerplex.
MH: Ross hooks the leg!
One...
Two...KICKOUT!
BR: That just rocked him!
Ross picks Sam up off the ground and signals. He lifts him up... HERO'S JOURNEY!
MH: Cross Arm Sit Out Powerbomb!
Ross wraps up the legs to cover!
One...
Two...
Sam's arm flops off his body and lands under the rope.
THREE-NO! NO! ROPE BREAK!
BR: Rope break! What a rookie mistake!
MH: Idiot! He had him for sure!
BR: That would have been a three if Sam's arm wouldn't have flopped under the rope. He should have pulled him out a few feet.
Ross gets up realizing his mistake. He walks over to Hyde, but Hyde snaps him up with a small package rollup!
One...
Two...
THR-KICKOUT!
MH: The small package almost had him!
Both men are up. Sam blocks a clothesline and whips him around. BRIMSTONE BOMB! into a cover!
BR: Brimstone!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... SAMUEL HYDE!
WINNER: SAMUEL HYDE
BR: A rookie mistake cost Ross a big win here, but I have a feeling this guy will buck up and move on.
MH: I hope he takes it as a sign and goes away...
BR: A solid win for Hyde here.
The scene switches to backstage where AWS lead interviewer Geoffrey James stands with a microphone in hand.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Rocky Hollywood.
The camera pans and zooms out to show Rocky walk right up to Geoffrey. Geoffrey looks at Rocky and boos from the crowd can be heard echoing in the halls.
GEOFFREY: Rocky, tonight you team with Christine, the woman you assaulted last week, to go against three other teams for the tag titles. You’ve made your desire for the Television title that Christine holds very plain. Can you two get along?
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: First things first, what I did to Christine last week was just a warning shot. A glance across the hull if you will and that busted her wide open. She should know better than to be a woman in a man’s sport and she definitely doesn’t deserve that title. I can’t even believe I had to say that. It feels like I have to gargle a gallon of mouthwash just to clean my mouth and my brain from having to even think about a woman holding a title in a division that clearly belongs to men. Frankly, Geoff, I don’t know where she gets off parading around here with that title like she owns the goddamn place. This is MY house and out there is MY ring! And tonight I’m going to show her that the Television title rightfully belongs to me.
GEOFFREY: Well, that still begs the question, can-
ROCKY: (mockingly) Can we get along? Can we play nice? Can we hold hands? Why can’t we be friends? normal tone Three words: IT DOESN’T MATTER! Now I’m sure as hell not going to ruin my chances at getting the Tag Team titles by attacking her again if that was that was the question you were going to ask, but when she inevitably drops the ball and has to crawl back to me to her rescue, everyone is going to know who the real champ in this team is and it sure as hell isn’t gonna be some two-bit bimbo who-
Rocky stops mid-sentence when a clearing throat catches his attention behind him. He turns around and the camera pans with his face to see Christine has walked up behind him, her title slung over shoulder. Now standing almost nose to nose, Rocky smirks a little at Christine.
ROCKY: Wait, wait, wait, I know. You’re about to tell me that you’re the champ so that means you’re the real winner in this group. Hate to break it to ya… No, that’s a lie, I LOVE breaking this to ya: you’re not better than me and you couldn’t beat me if Quinlan Quail had me pinned under him. Christine, you stand there, your boobies protruding towards me and you call yourself a television champion. Yeah, you can call yourself as calm, quiet and destructive but let me make this clear to you, I am not going anywhere until you promise me that you will stand on the corner and let me do the job for our team because if you actually get inside that ring and decide to throw even a punch then we will look like a team representing women empowerment. Make no mistake Christine, you are a great wrestler no doubt but if you ever try to compare your retarded skills with Rocky Hollywood's magnificent glory then, I will say" sorry about your damn tough luck"
Christine now smirks as her head turns to the side a little.
CHRISTINE: Well then…
Christine’s head whips back to face him and now she is pressing right up against him.
CHRISTINE: Why wait for later when we can just settle this right now?
Both individuals look ready to throw the first punch. There are a few tense seconds in the air before…
SUE YORK: (off-camera) Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! No, that’s it!
Sue York comes into the camera’s view and shoves her way in between Christine and Rocky just before it comes to blows. Neither take their eyes off the other, but they do back up when Sue York puts herself in between.
SUE YORK: THAT’S ENOUGH!
Sue’s scream snaps Christine out of her eye lock and she backs up one more step, but keeps her gaze on Rocky. Rocky glares holes in Christine, but glances at Sue as she speaks.
SUE YORK: Alright, now you both listen to me. Like each other or not, you are a team tonight. And you are going against three tag teams who don’t have this division in their ranks and they all know each other very well. You guys are the dark horses in this match and you need to prove that you are winners together.
ROCKY: I don’t need to take this.
Rocky goes to leave but Sue grabs his coat.
SUE YORK: Stay right there, buster brown! If the thought of winning together isn’t going to convince you, then consider this: if you can’t work together, you are both definitely going to lose. And I know how much you both hate to lose. So just keep that in mind during the match when you want to tear each other’s throats out. The more you fight, the better chance the other teams have to win. Have I made myself clear?
Rocky turns to speak, but Sue holds a hand up.
SUE YORK: Do I make myself absolutely, perfectly crystal clear?!
Sue looks to Christine first who, after a couple seconds pause, finally nods with a fiery look etched on her face. Sue then turns to Rocky who just throws his hands up and turns to walk away. This time, Sue lets him go before she turns back to Christine and begins talking with her as they walk away. Geoffrey then steps forward and holds the microphone to his mouth.
GEOFFREY: Back to you at ringside.
MH: I hope he takes it as a sign and goes away...
BR: A solid win for Hyde here.
The scene switches to backstage where AWS lead interviewer Geoffrey James stands with a microphone in hand.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Rocky Hollywood.
The camera pans and zooms out to show Rocky walk right up to Geoffrey. Geoffrey looks at Rocky and boos from the crowd can be heard echoing in the halls.
GEOFFREY: Rocky, tonight you team with Christine, the woman you assaulted last week, to go against three other teams for the tag titles. You’ve made your desire for the Television title that Christine holds very plain. Can you two get along?
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: First things first, what I did to Christine last week was just a warning shot. A glance across the hull if you will and that busted her wide open. She should know better than to be a woman in a man’s sport and she definitely doesn’t deserve that title. I can’t even believe I had to say that. It feels like I have to gargle a gallon of mouthwash just to clean my mouth and my brain from having to even think about a woman holding a title in a division that clearly belongs to men. Frankly, Geoff, I don’t know where she gets off parading around here with that title like she owns the goddamn place. This is MY house and out there is MY ring! And tonight I’m going to show her that the Television title rightfully belongs to me.
GEOFFREY: Well, that still begs the question, can-
ROCKY: (mockingly) Can we get along? Can we play nice? Can we hold hands? Why can’t we be friends? normal tone Three words: IT DOESN’T MATTER! Now I’m sure as hell not going to ruin my chances at getting the Tag Team titles by attacking her again if that was that was the question you were going to ask, but when she inevitably drops the ball and has to crawl back to me to her rescue, everyone is going to know who the real champ in this team is and it sure as hell isn’t gonna be some two-bit bimbo who-
Rocky stops mid-sentence when a clearing throat catches his attention behind him. He turns around and the camera pans with his face to see Christine has walked up behind him, her title slung over shoulder. Now standing almost nose to nose, Rocky smirks a little at Christine.
ROCKY: Wait, wait, wait, I know. You’re about to tell me that you’re the champ so that means you’re the real winner in this group. Hate to break it to ya… No, that’s a lie, I LOVE breaking this to ya: you’re not better than me and you couldn’t beat me if Quinlan Quail had me pinned under him. Christine, you stand there, your boobies protruding towards me and you call yourself a television champion. Yeah, you can call yourself as calm, quiet and destructive but let me make this clear to you, I am not going anywhere until you promise me that you will stand on the corner and let me do the job for our team because if you actually get inside that ring and decide to throw even a punch then we will look like a team representing women empowerment. Make no mistake Christine, you are a great wrestler no doubt but if you ever try to compare your retarded skills with Rocky Hollywood's magnificent glory then, I will say" sorry about your damn tough luck"
Christine now smirks as her head turns to the side a little.
CHRISTINE: Well then…
Christine’s head whips back to face him and now she is pressing right up against him.
CHRISTINE: Why wait for later when we can just settle this right now?
Both individuals look ready to throw the first punch. There are a few tense seconds in the air before…
SUE YORK: (off-camera) Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! No, that’s it!
Sue York comes into the camera’s view and shoves her way in between Christine and Rocky just before it comes to blows. Neither take their eyes off the other, but they do back up when Sue York puts herself in between.
SUE YORK: THAT’S ENOUGH!
Sue’s scream snaps Christine out of her eye lock and she backs up one more step, but keeps her gaze on Rocky. Rocky glares holes in Christine, but glances at Sue as she speaks.
SUE YORK: Alright, now you both listen to me. Like each other or not, you are a team tonight. And you are going against three tag teams who don’t have this division in their ranks and they all know each other very well. You guys are the dark horses in this match and you need to prove that you are winners together.
ROCKY: I don’t need to take this.
Rocky goes to leave but Sue grabs his coat.
SUE YORK: Stay right there, buster brown! If the thought of winning together isn’t going to convince you, then consider this: if you can’t work together, you are both definitely going to lose. And I know how much you both hate to lose. So just keep that in mind during the match when you want to tear each other’s throats out. The more you fight, the better chance the other teams have to win. Have I made myself clear?
Rocky turns to speak, but Sue holds a hand up.
SUE YORK: Do I make myself absolutely, perfectly crystal clear?!
Sue looks to Christine first who, after a couple seconds pause, finally nods with a fiery look etched on her face. Sue then turns to Rocky who just throws his hands up and turns to walk away. This time, Sue lets him go before she turns back to Christine and begins talking with her as they walk away. Geoffrey then steps forward and holds the microphone to his mouth.
GEOFFREY: Back to you at ringside.
ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG VS JOSEPH STEELE
SINGLES MATCH
Owen Young's entrance is be fitting to that of a rock star. Strutting down toward the ring, blowing kisses to the fans and occasionally playing some air guitar, loud fireworks popping off all over the place as he does so.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is schedule for one fall, introducing first, weighing in at 180 pounds, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 180 pounds... ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG!
BR: This plucky young man is coming off of two big wins in a row, easily handling the competition.
MH: I'm not sure you can call those "competition" and tonight is his first real challenge.
"Drink, Fight and Fuck" by GG Allin hits the speakers and Joseph Steele stumbles from behind the curtain. He trips down the ramp but is able to catch himself on the guard rail as fans jump back in horror.
Steele nods a "my bad" and tries to high five a fan who awkwardly obliges. Steele's pace quickens as he heads toward the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope and awaits his opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 200 pounds... JOSEPH STEELE!
The bell sounds and the two men lock up. Steele easily lifts Owen off the ground and nails a twisting neckbreaker.
BR: The smaller stature of Owen Young certainly didn't help there.
Steele tries to lock in the same armbar that broke Matthias' wrist last week, but Rockstar reaches the ropes causing the break.
MH: Smart! Find a tool that works and use it!
BR: Oh come on! Breaking bones is not legal and is totally out of line!
Rockstar slaps the chest of Steele followed up by a SPINNING WHEEL KICK.
MH: Spinning wheel kick!
Rockstar leaps off the second rope and nails a LIONSAULT on Steele! He hooks the leg!
One...
Two...KICKOUT!
BR: Two off the Lionsault!
Steele sweeps the legs of Owen and gets up. Steele lifts Owen off the ground and nails a huge German suplex. Owen avoids a elbow drop and kips up. Owens nails another SPINNING WHEEL KICK.
MH: Owen is on fire!
Owen Young jumps on the second rope, but before he leaps back for a second Lionsault, "Money For Nothing" hits over the PA system.
BR: That's Liam's music!
Owen stops for a few moments, but then leaps for a LIONSAULT!
MH: He leaps!
The delay costs Owen as Steele is on his feet! He hits a LIVER SHOT! on Owen while Owen was mid air!
BR: Ouch!
Steele lifts the groggy Owen off the ground and nails a LAST CALL! He goes for the cover!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... JOSEPH STEELE!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is schedule for one fall, introducing first, weighing in at 180 pounds, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 180 pounds... ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG!
BR: This plucky young man is coming off of two big wins in a row, easily handling the competition.
MH: I'm not sure you can call those "competition" and tonight is his first real challenge.
"Drink, Fight and Fuck" by GG Allin hits the speakers and Joseph Steele stumbles from behind the curtain. He trips down the ramp but is able to catch himself on the guard rail as fans jump back in horror.
Steele nods a "my bad" and tries to high five a fan who awkwardly obliges. Steele's pace quickens as he heads toward the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope and awaits his opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 200 pounds... JOSEPH STEELE!
The bell sounds and the two men lock up. Steele easily lifts Owen off the ground and nails a twisting neckbreaker.
BR: The smaller stature of Owen Young certainly didn't help there.
Steele tries to lock in the same armbar that broke Matthias' wrist last week, but Rockstar reaches the ropes causing the break.
MH: Smart! Find a tool that works and use it!
BR: Oh come on! Breaking bones is not legal and is totally out of line!
Rockstar slaps the chest of Steele followed up by a SPINNING WHEEL KICK.
MH: Spinning wheel kick!
Rockstar leaps off the second rope and nails a LIONSAULT on Steele! He hooks the leg!
One...
Two...KICKOUT!
BR: Two off the Lionsault!
Steele sweeps the legs of Owen and gets up. Steele lifts Owen off the ground and nails a huge German suplex. Owen avoids a elbow drop and kips up. Owens nails another SPINNING WHEEL KICK.
MH: Owen is on fire!
Owen Young jumps on the second rope, but before he leaps back for a second Lionsault, "Money For Nothing" hits over the PA system.
BR: That's Liam's music!
Owen stops for a few moments, but then leaps for a LIONSAULT!
MH: He leaps!
The delay costs Owen as Steele is on his feet! He hits a LIVER SHOT! on Owen while Owen was mid air!
BR: Ouch!
Steele lifts the groggy Owen off the ground and nails a LAST CALL! He goes for the cover!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... JOSEPH STEELE!
WINNER: JOSEPH STEELE
MH: A big win shutting that mouth of the "Rockstar!"
BR: That damn distraction by Liam playing his music may have very well cost Owen his big win over Steele!
MH: Nonetheless Steele was super impressive tonight.
BR: Rockstar was close. I see a potential big future for this kid.
MH: Eh, not even close.
The camera fades to commercial and then returns a few minutes later...
The scene fades in backstage to Liam McAllister, Rory Blaze, Joseph Steele and Kodiak Winters standing in front of GM Alistair Mason.
ALISTAIR MASON: Liam!
LIAM MCALLISTER: How's the world's greatest General Manager?
ALISTAIR: Great now that you guys took care of that nuisance Matthias Barrows.
Mason sticks his hand out and shakes Steele's hand.
ALISTAIR: And I want to personally thank you for such a BREAKthrough perfomance last week. I want to reward you... I'll announce it to the world next week.
LIAM: Look, all flattery aside, we've got some serious business to take care of.
ALISTAIR: The Anarchy.
LIAM: Well, they're the men of the people now, so it's more like Socialism.
ALISTAIR: You do realize that the majority of our fans aren't going to even get that joke, right?
McAllister shrugs and steps forward, putting his hands on the edge of Mason's desk. Liam grits hits teeth and raises his voice as he continues.
LIAM: Look... Velvet has to be dealt with. I mean, the man's head was already the size of Silverback gorilla, but now that he's won the Lord of Ascension tournament, it's out of control. He assaulted my personal security last week! What are you going to do about it!
ALISTAIR: Champ, you make valid points, but what can I do?
Liam steps back and smirks.
LIAM: I have an idea
RORY BLAZE: Don't you mean brilliant idea?
LIAM: That'd be a bit redundant, no? Any idea I have is undoubtedly brilliant.
RORY: Fair point.
ALISTAIR: So, someone want to enlighten me on the idea?
The scene fades back to ringside as Liam and his group lean in to explain their plan to the GM.
BR: What in the hell is the group of devious jackasses up to now?
MH: Just grab the popcorn, Liam always puts on a show. I can't wait!
The scene cuts to a video package summarizing Lord Velvet's journey through the Lord Of Ascension tournament capped of with questions on whether or not he can overcome Liam at Danger Zone.
BR: That damn distraction by Liam playing his music may have very well cost Owen his big win over Steele!
MH: Nonetheless Steele was super impressive tonight.
BR: Rockstar was close. I see a potential big future for this kid.
MH: Eh, not even close.
The camera fades to commercial and then returns a few minutes later...
The scene fades in backstage to Liam McAllister, Rory Blaze, Joseph Steele and Kodiak Winters standing in front of GM Alistair Mason.
ALISTAIR MASON: Liam!
LIAM MCALLISTER: How's the world's greatest General Manager?
ALISTAIR: Great now that you guys took care of that nuisance Matthias Barrows.
Mason sticks his hand out and shakes Steele's hand.
ALISTAIR: And I want to personally thank you for such a BREAKthrough perfomance last week. I want to reward you... I'll announce it to the world next week.
LIAM: Look, all flattery aside, we've got some serious business to take care of.
ALISTAIR: The Anarchy.
LIAM: Well, they're the men of the people now, so it's more like Socialism.
ALISTAIR: You do realize that the majority of our fans aren't going to even get that joke, right?
McAllister shrugs and steps forward, putting his hands on the edge of Mason's desk. Liam grits hits teeth and raises his voice as he continues.
LIAM: Look... Velvet has to be dealt with. I mean, the man's head was already the size of Silverback gorilla, but now that he's won the Lord of Ascension tournament, it's out of control. He assaulted my personal security last week! What are you going to do about it!
ALISTAIR: Champ, you make valid points, but what can I do?
Liam steps back and smirks.
LIAM: I have an idea
RORY BLAZE: Don't you mean brilliant idea?
LIAM: That'd be a bit redundant, no? Any idea I have is undoubtedly brilliant.
RORY: Fair point.
ALISTAIR: So, someone want to enlighten me on the idea?
The scene fades back to ringside as Liam and his group lean in to explain their plan to the GM.
BR: What in the hell is the group of devious jackasses up to now?
MH: Just grab the popcorn, Liam always puts on a show. I can't wait!
The scene cuts to a video package summarizing Lord Velvet's journey through the Lord Of Ascension tournament capped of with questions on whether or not he can overcome Liam at Danger Zone.
MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY VS RORY BLAZE
SINGLES MATCH
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 250lbs, from London, England... MAC!
A horse drawn carriage enters the arena, Lemmings, Mycroft's butler, steps off of the riding area and opens the door, and Mycroft makes his way out of it to the boos of the audience. He smirks at them, knowing he is better. He walks to the ring with an air of pomp and circumstance about him, this time he is holding a microphone. He gets up in the face of the Ring Announcer.
MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY: Excuse me? Did you just bloody call me MAC? I never told you that you could call me that, never mind introduce me as it! My name is Mycroft Alistair Charlesworthy and I am the only one in the AWS who is--
Rory bursts through the curtains, still wearing the Krewsade mask, energetically and motions for the crowd to stand on their feet, amping them up. He stands at the top of the ramp and slowly removes the mask he wore as Krewsade to a blast of pyro, jolting the crowd. MAC puts the microphone down and motions for Rory to get into the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the current Hardcore Champion, weighing in at 236lbs, from the Jersey Shore... RORY BLAZE!
Rory slides into the ring and Mycroft immediately begins stomping away at him.
BR: The bell hasn’t even rung yet!
MH: Mycroft is doing what any smart person would do, bringing it to the Hardcore champion early to wear him down before the match even begins!
Mycroft backs up and Blaze stands up, Mycroft smirking as he backs towards the turnbuckle. The bell rings and they lock up, Blaze backing Mycroft up to the ropes, and bounces him off. Rory goes for a clothesline but MAC ducks underneath, kicks him in the stomach and launches himself off the ropes... INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!
BR: NO! That was close. MAC was looking to put this one away early here.
MH: Rory is lucky that MAC didn’t hit him with that devastating kick, so far nobody who has been hit with it has been able to kick out afterwards!
Rory moved out of the way of the kick just in time, grabs MAC around the neck and hits a DDT! Rory stands up, brings MAC up with him and hits a vicious clothesline. Rory stops away at MAC, and then gets the British Bastard to his feet again, and Irish whips him chest first into the turnbuckle. MAC turns around and gets hit with another clothesline.
BR: Looks like Rory really took offense to being called out on his hardcore abilities.
Rory goes for a pin.
One…
Two…
MH: MAC kicks out just in time! He might not know where he is right now, with Rory giving him that vicious beating.
Rory picks up MAC once again, and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. MAC grabs onto the ropes to avoid smacking his chest into it again, and rolls out of the ring.
BR: Smart move by the veteran Mycroft, giving himself some room to breathe.
MAC reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.
MH: Now it’s time to get hardcore!
BR: This isn’t a hardcore match, he’ll get disqualified if he uses that chair.
Mycroft motions to Lemmings, and sits down in the steel chair. Lemmings brings him a teacup that was sitting ringside.
BR: Is he….taking a tea break?
MH: He is British, it must just be about that time.
Rory watches unamused from the ring as the referee begins his count.
1…
2…
3…
Lemmings moves to the other side of the ring and stands on the apron. The referee stops his count and goes over to tell Lemmings to get off the apron. Rory exits the ring and goes over to Mycroft, who splashes the hot tea right in his face!
BR: Mycroft just splashed that tea in Rory’s face! That’s cheating!
MH: Don’t you mean TEAting?
BR: I hate you sometimes.
Mycroft rolls Rory into the ring, Rory still grabbing at his face from the boiling tea. Mycroft gets Rory into the ring, grabs onto his legs and locks in the WITHHELD FUNDS!
MH: Rory has nowhere to go and he’s still hurt from that hot, hot tea!
The lights in the arena go out.
BR: This is never a good sign.
When they come back on, the referee is down and Sam Hyde is standing in the middle of the ring with a barbed wire baseball bat! Mycroft takes one look at him and lets go of the hold, but can’t get out of the ring in time. Sam swings and connects with a vicious shot to the back! Rory stumbles up, barely able to get to his feet and Sam connects with a swing to him in the stomach! He gets Mycroft back up, puts him in the corner and hits him again and again as the crowd counts along...
1
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3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10!
Mycroft stares up at the crowd with a pained expression, and slumps to the ground. Sam gets Rory into the other corner!
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10!
Rory slumps to the floor as well. Mycroft and Rory are covered with small cuts, the referee still unconscious on the outside of the ring. Sam gets out of the ring and points upward.
BR: What a nasty assault by Sam Hyde to his two least favorite people in the AWS.
MH: He’s not leaving. He’s just pointing to the sky.
Nothing happens. Sam inspects his finger, and hits it against the palm of his other hand, and then points to the sky again. This time white flakes pour from above the ring. Mycroft and Rory start rolling around in obvious pain.
BR: OH my god! It’s salt! Salt is pouring from the sky! He beat them with the barbed wire to cut them open and is now pouring salt into the wounds!
Sam gets back into the ring, he picks up MAC and BRIMSTONE BOMB onto the salt!
MH: Oh my god!
Sam goes over to Rory, picks him up and nails another BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: Brimstone Bombs everywhere!
Samuel smirks and rolls out of the ring and heads to the back as the referee starts to stand up on the outside. Mycroft rolls over and throws one arm over Rory.
MH: Cover!
BR: Not a good one, but a cover nonetheless!
The referee slowly rolls into the ring and starts to count.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY!
A horse drawn carriage enters the arena, Lemmings, Mycroft's butler, steps off of the riding area and opens the door, and Mycroft makes his way out of it to the boos of the audience. He smirks at them, knowing he is better. He walks to the ring with an air of pomp and circumstance about him, this time he is holding a microphone. He gets up in the face of the Ring Announcer.
MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY: Excuse me? Did you just bloody call me MAC? I never told you that you could call me that, never mind introduce me as it! My name is Mycroft Alistair Charlesworthy and I am the only one in the AWS who is--
Rory bursts through the curtains, still wearing the Krewsade mask, energetically and motions for the crowd to stand on their feet, amping them up. He stands at the top of the ramp and slowly removes the mask he wore as Krewsade to a blast of pyro, jolting the crowd. MAC puts the microphone down and motions for Rory to get into the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, the current Hardcore Champion, weighing in at 236lbs, from the Jersey Shore... RORY BLAZE!
Rory slides into the ring and Mycroft immediately begins stomping away at him.
BR: The bell hasn’t even rung yet!
MH: Mycroft is doing what any smart person would do, bringing it to the Hardcore champion early to wear him down before the match even begins!
Mycroft backs up and Blaze stands up, Mycroft smirking as he backs towards the turnbuckle. The bell rings and they lock up, Blaze backing Mycroft up to the ropes, and bounces him off. Rory goes for a clothesline but MAC ducks underneath, kicks him in the stomach and launches himself off the ropes... INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!
BR: NO! That was close. MAC was looking to put this one away early here.
MH: Rory is lucky that MAC didn’t hit him with that devastating kick, so far nobody who has been hit with it has been able to kick out afterwards!
Rory moved out of the way of the kick just in time, grabs MAC around the neck and hits a DDT! Rory stands up, brings MAC up with him and hits a vicious clothesline. Rory stops away at MAC, and then gets the British Bastard to his feet again, and Irish whips him chest first into the turnbuckle. MAC turns around and gets hit with another clothesline.
BR: Looks like Rory really took offense to being called out on his hardcore abilities.
Rory goes for a pin.
One…
Two…
MH: MAC kicks out just in time! He might not know where he is right now, with Rory giving him that vicious beating.
Rory picks up MAC once again, and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. MAC grabs onto the ropes to avoid smacking his chest into it again, and rolls out of the ring.
BR: Smart move by the veteran Mycroft, giving himself some room to breathe.
MAC reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.
MH: Now it’s time to get hardcore!
BR: This isn’t a hardcore match, he’ll get disqualified if he uses that chair.
Mycroft motions to Lemmings, and sits down in the steel chair. Lemmings brings him a teacup that was sitting ringside.
BR: Is he….taking a tea break?
MH: He is British, it must just be about that time.
Rory watches unamused from the ring as the referee begins his count.
1…
2…
3…
Lemmings moves to the other side of the ring and stands on the apron. The referee stops his count and goes over to tell Lemmings to get off the apron. Rory exits the ring and goes over to Mycroft, who splashes the hot tea right in his face!
BR: Mycroft just splashed that tea in Rory’s face! That’s cheating!
MH: Don’t you mean TEAting?
BR: I hate you sometimes.
Mycroft rolls Rory into the ring, Rory still grabbing at his face from the boiling tea. Mycroft gets Rory into the ring, grabs onto his legs and locks in the WITHHELD FUNDS!
MH: Rory has nowhere to go and he’s still hurt from that hot, hot tea!
The lights in the arena go out.
BR: This is never a good sign.
When they come back on, the referee is down and Sam Hyde is standing in the middle of the ring with a barbed wire baseball bat! Mycroft takes one look at him and lets go of the hold, but can’t get out of the ring in time. Sam swings and connects with a vicious shot to the back! Rory stumbles up, barely able to get to his feet and Sam connects with a swing to him in the stomach! He gets Mycroft back up, puts him in the corner and hits him again and again as the crowd counts along...
1
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3
4
5
6
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8
9
10!
Mycroft stares up at the crowd with a pained expression, and slumps to the ground. Sam gets Rory into the other corner!
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5
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10!
Rory slumps to the floor as well. Mycroft and Rory are covered with small cuts, the referee still unconscious on the outside of the ring. Sam gets out of the ring and points upward.
BR: What a nasty assault by Sam Hyde to his two least favorite people in the AWS.
MH: He’s not leaving. He’s just pointing to the sky.
Nothing happens. Sam inspects his finger, and hits it against the palm of his other hand, and then points to the sky again. This time white flakes pour from above the ring. Mycroft and Rory start rolling around in obvious pain.
BR: OH my god! It’s salt! Salt is pouring from the sky! He beat them with the barbed wire to cut them open and is now pouring salt into the wounds!
Sam gets back into the ring, he picks up MAC and BRIMSTONE BOMB onto the salt!
MH: Oh my god!
Sam goes over to Rory, picks him up and nails another BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: Brimstone Bombs everywhere!
Samuel smirks and rolls out of the ring and heads to the back as the referee starts to stand up on the outside. Mycroft rolls over and throws one arm over Rory.
MH: Cover!
BR: Not a good one, but a cover nonetheless!
The referee slowly rolls into the ring and starts to count.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY!
WINNER: MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY
BR: The British Bastard did it!
MH: There's nothing wrong with being a bastard, Buddy!
BR: Sam rocked this match to it's core, but I don't think Sam cared who won!
MH: If I were MAC, I would think this gets me a shot at the Hardcore title or closer to it. He did just pin the Hardcore champ ya know.
BR: What a tangled web between The Anarchy, Liam's crew and Mycroft!
MH: What a BIG win for MAC!
BR: We've got to take a quick commercial break. We'll be back right after this!
The camera fades to commercials...
MH: There's nothing wrong with being a bastard, Buddy!
BR: Sam rocked this match to it's core, but I don't think Sam cared who won!
MH: If I were MAC, I would think this gets me a shot at the Hardcore title or closer to it. He did just pin the Hardcore champ ya know.
BR: What a tangled web between The Anarchy, Liam's crew and Mycroft!
MH: What a BIG win for MAC!
BR: We've got to take a quick commercial break. We'll be back right after this!
The camera fades to commercials...
JOHNNY ANOMALY VS JON ROCKS(C)
INTERCONTINENTAL QUALIFICATION MATCH
NON-TITLE MATCH
"The Scorpio" by Megadeth hits over the speakers and Johnny Anomaly comes out onto the stage and once the second set of guitars starts. (The strings part of the song gets cut out). Once the singing starts he heads down to the ring and starts to taunt and yell at the fans, mocking them and making fun of them. Once he gets to the ring he always singles out one fan and begins to get in said fans face and make fun of them. After he's had his fill he slides into the ring and sits on one of the top turnbuckles and smirks as he awaits his opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is an Intercontinental qualification match! Introducing first, hailing from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 225 pounds... JOHNNY ANOMALY!!!
BR: Big opportunity for Johnny here. If he can beat the Intercontinental champ he will get his own shot at the title.
MH: I hope so. The Intercontinental title is quickly becoming a magnet for losers like Conrad, Landon and now Jon...
BR: None of those men are losers, god forbid we have some guys who aren't complete assholes around.
"Not Gonna Die" by Skillet blasts over the sound system and the fans rise to their feed with a huge ovation. Jon Rocks comes out to the ramp and looks excitedly out into the crowd as he stands at the very center of the top of the ramp. He points to a few members of the crowd and he tells them he's doing this for them all. He then makes his way very quickly to the ring and slides in.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Sunshine City, California, he is the AWS Intercontinental champion... THE EVER OPTIMIST... JON ROCKS!!!
MH: Here comes the Ever Foolish Jon Rocks!
BR: He rose up and defeated his naysayers and his bullies. The man may end up being the best Intercontinental champion we have ever had.
MH: I doubt that very much.
Jon Rocks and Johnny Anomaly stare each other down from opposite sides of the ring. Johnny mouths off at Jon and cocks his head back and forth in an antagonizing way. Jon Roll his eyes and fixes the tape on his hands and wrists.
MH: Kick his ass Johnny! Look at him talking smack at the champion.
BR: This is a huge opportunity for Anomaly. IF he can get past Jon Rocks, and that is a big IF! This is the Intercontinental champion we’re talking about. Jon Rocks is never anything but impressive in that ring.
The bell rings and the two quickly lock up. Jon forces Johnny Anomaly into the far corner, though the two are clearly jockeying for the position of power. Johnny and Jon struggle back and forth against the ropes until they’re in the in another corner with Jon Rocks wedged between the corner and Johnny. Jon overpowers Johnny and forces him into the corner. The ref forces the break.
Jon backs up slowly and Johnny quickly surges forwards and thumbs him in the eye. Jon clutches his eye and Johnny falls behind him rolling him up in a pin. Johnny grabs Jon’s tights for extra leverage.
One…!
Two…!
TH-Kick-out!
MH: That was three!
BR: No! Jon Rocks kicked out just in time! What a despicable move out of Anomaly.
MH: Anomaly is no saint and never claimed to be. This is for a shot at the title, and Anomaly is going to do what it takes to get that title shot.
The kick-out forced Anomaly through the ropes and to the outside, though he lands on his feet. Rocks gets to his feet and from the outside Johnny mouths off at him and brings his thumb and index finger close together mockingly. Jon smiles back. With lightning quickness Jon throws himself over the ropes onto Johnny, whose sneer quickly dissolves into a look of surprise.
BR: What athletic ability from Jon Rocks!
Jon is quickly to his feet and grabs Johnny by the head and forces him to his feet. Johnny breaks Jon’s hold on him and connects with a series of quick jabs to Jon’s face. Anomaly takes advantage of the brief stun and grabs Jon’s head and bounces it off of the ring apron.
MH: What a beautifully sickening impact!
BR: Johnny Anomaly said that he hated Jon Rocks and all he was.
MH: And that makes me love Johnny Anomaly all the more.
Johnny moves to Irish-whip Jon into the steel steps but Jon reverses at the last minute. Johnny collides hard with the steel steps in a vicious thud. Jon grabs and shoves Johnny into the ring and rolls in after him. Johnny rolls to all fours and quickly springs to his feet. He bounces off the far ropes and hits Jon with a sickening rolling elbow.
BR: GOOD GOD! He damn near took Jon’s head off with that blow.
MH: I’d be surprised if the Intercontinental champion is conscious after that. This one’s over. Johnny gets his chance at the title.
Johnny confidently hooks Jon’s leg in a cover.
One…!
Two…!
THRE-Kickout!
The crowd is on their feet in excitement as Jon kicks out with milliseconds to go. Anomaly looks completely stunned. Anomaly once again hooks Jon’s leg in a pin.
One…!
Tw-Kickout!
This time Jon Rocks kicks out with authority. Anomaly leaps to his feet and begins to stomp away on the side of Jon Rocks.
BR: Anomaly looked like he could taste the victory.
MH: You’re not gonna start with the heart of Jon Rocks bullshit are you?
Anomaly lifts Rocks up but Rocks hits a vicious European-uppercut that stuns Johnny and he staggers backwards. Rocks connects with a jaw-jacking Superkick.
BR: I think one of Anomaly’s teeth just flew out!
Rocks staggers forwards and falls into a pin.
One…!
Two…!
THR-Kickout!
BR: Johnny Anomaly had enough left in the tank to kick out from that Superkick!
Jon Rocks gets to his feet and grabs Anomaly lifting him to his feet as well. Anomaly shoves Rocks roughly and connects with a Superkick of his own!
MH: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Rocks falls backwards and Johnny scrambles into the cover.
One…!
Two…!
Kickout!
Anomaly seems stunned once again, not only by the kickout but by the power of it. Anomaly grabs the ropes and uses them to lift himself to his feet. Behind him Jon Rocks kips up to his feet and crouches low, waiting for Johnny to turn around.
BR: Jon Rocks is up and waiting!
MH: Don’t turn around Johnny!
Johnny turns around and looks genuinely surprised to see Rocks on his feet. Rocks sweeps under Johnny’s arm and uses the momentum to power into the HARD PLACE!
Johnny’s look of surprise quickly turns to one of pain. Jon wrenches back on the hold, and Anomaly’s hand comes up and searches desperately for the ropes. With all his strength he slams his fist down and drags his and Jon’s body forwards ever so slightly.
MH: You’ve got this Johnny!
Johnny’s fingertips graze the ropes and Jon wrenches harder and harder. Johnny’s hand finally closes around the bottom rope.
MH: Yes!
BR: But the damage may have been done. One can only be in the Hard Place for so long! Not only that, but Johnny will have difficultly locking in his own finisher with that damaged arm and shoulder.
Jon releases the hold and gets to his feet quickly, he grabs Johnny by the ankle and drags him into the center of the ring. Johnny turns and boots Jon backwards into a corner. Jon collides with the turnbuckle. Johnny scrambles to his feet but it’s obvious his shoulder is hurting.
Anomaly grabs Jon in an STO but slams him with a reverse STO face-first into the canvas! He goes to lock in the final part of his finisher, but finds that he can’t due to his shoulder. Jon breaks the rest of the hold and rolls off. The two lay in the center of the ring. The referee begins the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
BR: These men have had each others number tonight! What athletic competition!
Six!
Johnny pounds his fist against the ground and gets to his hands and knees. Jon rolls over to the ropes and grabs them, using them to support himself.
Seven!
BR: Both men are to their feet.
Jon and Johnny rush at each other and begin exchanging a flurry of blows. Out of nowhere Johnny grabs Rocks and hoists him up on his shoulders and down around his back and nails a GRINNING SIN!
MH: Backpack stunner!
BR: He calls that the Grinning Sin!
Johnny covers Rocks!
One...
Two...
THR-KICKOUT!
BR: I don't believe it!
Johnny gets in the face of the ref and pulls Jon to his feet. Johnny hooks in the double underhook going for the CORRUPTED.... BUT NO! Jon slips out! Kick to the gut! EVERLASTING SUNSHINE into a pin!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... JON ROCKS!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is an Intercontinental qualification match! Introducing first, hailing from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 225 pounds... JOHNNY ANOMALY!!!
BR: Big opportunity for Johnny here. If he can beat the Intercontinental champ he will get his own shot at the title.
MH: I hope so. The Intercontinental title is quickly becoming a magnet for losers like Conrad, Landon and now Jon...
BR: None of those men are losers, god forbid we have some guys who aren't complete assholes around.
"Not Gonna Die" by Skillet blasts over the sound system and the fans rise to their feed with a huge ovation. Jon Rocks comes out to the ramp and looks excitedly out into the crowd as he stands at the very center of the top of the ramp. He points to a few members of the crowd and he tells them he's doing this for them all. He then makes his way very quickly to the ring and slides in.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Sunshine City, California, he is the AWS Intercontinental champion... THE EVER OPTIMIST... JON ROCKS!!!
MH: Here comes the Ever Foolish Jon Rocks!
BR: He rose up and defeated his naysayers and his bullies. The man may end up being the best Intercontinental champion we have ever had.
MH: I doubt that very much.
Jon Rocks and Johnny Anomaly stare each other down from opposite sides of the ring. Johnny mouths off at Jon and cocks his head back and forth in an antagonizing way. Jon Roll his eyes and fixes the tape on his hands and wrists.
MH: Kick his ass Johnny! Look at him talking smack at the champion.
BR: This is a huge opportunity for Anomaly. IF he can get past Jon Rocks, and that is a big IF! This is the Intercontinental champion we’re talking about. Jon Rocks is never anything but impressive in that ring.
The bell rings and the two quickly lock up. Jon forces Johnny Anomaly into the far corner, though the two are clearly jockeying for the position of power. Johnny and Jon struggle back and forth against the ropes until they’re in the in another corner with Jon Rocks wedged between the corner and Johnny. Jon overpowers Johnny and forces him into the corner. The ref forces the break.
Jon backs up slowly and Johnny quickly surges forwards and thumbs him in the eye. Jon clutches his eye and Johnny falls behind him rolling him up in a pin. Johnny grabs Jon’s tights for extra leverage.
One…!
Two…!
TH-Kick-out!
MH: That was three!
BR: No! Jon Rocks kicked out just in time! What a despicable move out of Anomaly.
MH: Anomaly is no saint and never claimed to be. This is for a shot at the title, and Anomaly is going to do what it takes to get that title shot.
The kick-out forced Anomaly through the ropes and to the outside, though he lands on his feet. Rocks gets to his feet and from the outside Johnny mouths off at him and brings his thumb and index finger close together mockingly. Jon smiles back. With lightning quickness Jon throws himself over the ropes onto Johnny, whose sneer quickly dissolves into a look of surprise.
BR: What athletic ability from Jon Rocks!
Jon is quickly to his feet and grabs Johnny by the head and forces him to his feet. Johnny breaks Jon’s hold on him and connects with a series of quick jabs to Jon’s face. Anomaly takes advantage of the brief stun and grabs Jon’s head and bounces it off of the ring apron.
MH: What a beautifully sickening impact!
BR: Johnny Anomaly said that he hated Jon Rocks and all he was.
MH: And that makes me love Johnny Anomaly all the more.
Johnny moves to Irish-whip Jon into the steel steps but Jon reverses at the last minute. Johnny collides hard with the steel steps in a vicious thud. Jon grabs and shoves Johnny into the ring and rolls in after him. Johnny rolls to all fours and quickly springs to his feet. He bounces off the far ropes and hits Jon with a sickening rolling elbow.
BR: GOOD GOD! He damn near took Jon’s head off with that blow.
MH: I’d be surprised if the Intercontinental champion is conscious after that. This one’s over. Johnny gets his chance at the title.
Johnny confidently hooks Jon’s leg in a cover.
One…!
Two…!
THRE-Kickout!
The crowd is on their feet in excitement as Jon kicks out with milliseconds to go. Anomaly looks completely stunned. Anomaly once again hooks Jon’s leg in a pin.
One…!
Tw-Kickout!
This time Jon Rocks kicks out with authority. Anomaly leaps to his feet and begins to stomp away on the side of Jon Rocks.
BR: Anomaly looked like he could taste the victory.
MH: You’re not gonna start with the heart of Jon Rocks bullshit are you?
Anomaly lifts Rocks up but Rocks hits a vicious European-uppercut that stuns Johnny and he staggers backwards. Rocks connects with a jaw-jacking Superkick.
BR: I think one of Anomaly’s teeth just flew out!
Rocks staggers forwards and falls into a pin.
One…!
Two…!
THR-Kickout!
BR: Johnny Anomaly had enough left in the tank to kick out from that Superkick!
Jon Rocks gets to his feet and grabs Anomaly lifting him to his feet as well. Anomaly shoves Rocks roughly and connects with a Superkick of his own!
MH: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Rocks falls backwards and Johnny scrambles into the cover.
One…!
Two…!
Kickout!
Anomaly seems stunned once again, not only by the kickout but by the power of it. Anomaly grabs the ropes and uses them to lift himself to his feet. Behind him Jon Rocks kips up to his feet and crouches low, waiting for Johnny to turn around.
BR: Jon Rocks is up and waiting!
MH: Don’t turn around Johnny!
Johnny turns around and looks genuinely surprised to see Rocks on his feet. Rocks sweeps under Johnny’s arm and uses the momentum to power into the HARD PLACE!
Johnny’s look of surprise quickly turns to one of pain. Jon wrenches back on the hold, and Anomaly’s hand comes up and searches desperately for the ropes. With all his strength he slams his fist down and drags his and Jon’s body forwards ever so slightly.
MH: You’ve got this Johnny!
Johnny’s fingertips graze the ropes and Jon wrenches harder and harder. Johnny’s hand finally closes around the bottom rope.
MH: Yes!
BR: But the damage may have been done. One can only be in the Hard Place for so long! Not only that, but Johnny will have difficultly locking in his own finisher with that damaged arm and shoulder.
Jon releases the hold and gets to his feet quickly, he grabs Johnny by the ankle and drags him into the center of the ring. Johnny turns and boots Jon backwards into a corner. Jon collides with the turnbuckle. Johnny scrambles to his feet but it’s obvious his shoulder is hurting.
Anomaly grabs Jon in an STO but slams him with a reverse STO face-first into the canvas! He goes to lock in the final part of his finisher, but finds that he can’t due to his shoulder. Jon breaks the rest of the hold and rolls off. The two lay in the center of the ring. The referee begins the count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
BR: These men have had each others number tonight! What athletic competition!
Six!
Johnny pounds his fist against the ground and gets to his hands and knees. Jon rolls over to the ropes and grabs them, using them to support himself.
Seven!
BR: Both men are to their feet.
Jon and Johnny rush at each other and begin exchanging a flurry of blows. Out of nowhere Johnny grabs Rocks and hoists him up on his shoulders and down around his back and nails a GRINNING SIN!
MH: Backpack stunner!
BR: He calls that the Grinning Sin!
Johnny covers Rocks!
One...
Two...
THR-KICKOUT!
BR: I don't believe it!
Johnny gets in the face of the ref and pulls Jon to his feet. Johnny hooks in the double underhook going for the CORRUPTED.... BUT NO! Jon slips out! Kick to the gut! EVERLASTING SUNSHINE into a pin!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... JON ROCKS!
WINNER: JON ROCKS
BR: Jon Rocks with the big win tonight. I see why he's the Intercontinental champion!
MH: Johnny was so close! I think Johnny is a future Intercontinental champion!
BR: It wouldn't surprise me one bit.
MH: What a night!
BR: And we aren't even close to being done yet! The Tag Team titles are on the line LIVE next.
MH: Are Conrad and Erica here!?
BR: If I know Conrad he is, Erica has a damned broken leg. There is no way she can be here. Shame on Alistair for doing this. We will return momentarily!
MH: Johnny was so close! I think Johnny is a future Intercontinental champion!
BR: It wouldn't surprise me one bit.
MH: What a night!
BR: And we aren't even close to being done yet! The Tag Team titles are on the line LIVE next.
MH: Are Conrad and Erica here!?
BR: If I know Conrad he is, Erica has a damned broken leg. There is no way she can be here. Shame on Alistair for doing this. We will return momentarily!
MAIN EVENT
CHRISTINE & ROCKY HOLLYWOOD VS BLACK ADONIS
VS BROTHERS FROM HELL VS BLACK ROSE(C)
4 WAY TAG TEAM ELIMINATION MATCH
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The arena gets dark and red smoke is appearing around the arena. Soon, The Brothers From Hell appears on the stage and starts walking down on the ramp and slowly goes inside the ring. The brothers are walking around the ring warming up from their match.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is fatal four tag team elimination contest and it is for the AWS Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, coming down the aisle at a combined weight of 425 pounds, representing the Wolfpack Nexus, DAMIEN & DANTE CULLEN... THE BROTHERS FROM HELL!
BR: Here come the #1 contenders!
MH: This could be their big night!
Black Adonis music hits and Black Velvet comes out to the ramp with a woman on each arm. When he gets to the ramp, the women leave, before they do, they do splits and point at the entrance. Jake struts out in a pair of sunglasses, and makes his JA symbol with his hands while Black Velvet throws up a fist. Purple pyro goes off behind them, and they walk to the ring together.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing the first challengers, representing The Anarchy, weighing in at a combined weight of 695 pounds, BLACK VELVET & JAKE ADONIS... BLACK ADONIS!!!
BR: Here comes Lord Velvet & Jake Adonis!
MH: I thought Velvet would make a good Lord but now I'm not so sure about these guys...
BR: What a road it would be for Velvet to become the 2015 Lord Of Ascension, win the Tag titles and get a shot at Liam for the World title!
The opening keys of "Big Bad Wolf" start to play as the arena lights go out and the stage lights flicker on and off. The opening lines play through as flashes of the stage lights show a silhouette off a woman fending off various attackers. As the tempo builds and the tune hits a climax, all the lights come back on and Christine is on the stage, looking down, her hair dripping wet and draped over, covering her face. After a few seconds, she flips her head and hair back as she walks down the ramp. The audience boos her as she makes her way to the ring, but she is unmoved by their actions. She slides into the ring with no show or fanfare of any kind, simply looking to the ref, tests the ropes a little and goes to her corner warming up for the match. Christine hands over her TV title for safe keeping at the announcers table before continuing to warm up.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, weighing in at 160 pounds, she is the AWS Television Champion, CHRISTINE!!!
BR: I can't wait to see what this mis-match team can do.
MH: I love the GM's sense of humor!
BR: This is a serious shot for these two. If they can get along.
Longhorn plays as a limo drives out into the arena. As the driver walks toward the back, Rocky Hollywood gets out of the back and heads for the ring after pushing his driver on his ass.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her partner, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 262 pounds, ROCKY HOLLYWOOD!!!
The lights dim to almost complete darkness before “Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson blasts over the sound system bringing the crowd to their feet with a loud pop. Two spotlights appear on the entrance ramp, but one of the spotlights is empty. The other reveals one half of the AWS Tag Team Champions, Conrad Black. Conrad hobbles his way down to the ring holding both Tag Team Titles in his hands. He steps into the ring and hands the titles to the referee.
RING ANNOUNCER: And introducing the champions, weighing in at a combined weight of 346 pounds, the AWS Tag Team Champions, ERICA ROSE & CONRAD BLACK... BLACK ROSE!!!
BR: Well, Erica AND Conrad are the champions... but Erica isn't even here! This is bullshit.
MH: The show must go on!
BR: What a unique match up we have here for you tonight, folks.
MH: First ever Fatal Fourway Tag Team match in AWS history... and it's an elimination match!
BR: That's right, to win this match, three teams must lose this in this one. The rules are quite simple, two teams start in the ring, and once you've been eliminated via pinfall, submission, count out or disqualification, your team is eliminated from the match.
MH: And don't forget with a team in each corner, you can tag in anyone, it doesn't have to be someone on your team.
BR: That certainly changes the strategy from a normal tag team perspective.
MH: So true, it's going to be much harder to isolate one man in the corner away from his team. This is going to be great! I sure hope we have new Tag Team champions crowned tonight, I'm sick of Black Rose!
BR: And the world is sick of you! But I fear you may be right... Black Rose has been trimmed down to just Black tonight and Conrad is beaten, battered and without a partner here tonight! His honor wouldn't let him stay down. He's fighting for the honor of his wife. He is fighting for his own honor, but the odds may be too much even for Conrad, the first ever Intercontinental champion.
MH: Not to mention the fact that we all know Erica was the strongest link in that Black Rose chain.
The referee signals for the bell and Damien Cullen and Conrad Black start the match as the first two in the ring.
BR: What's this? Conrad has to be the first one to start in the match, too? Come on!
MH: Random draw. Simple as that.
Conrad Black undaunted motions for Damien Cullen to bring it. Damien charges at Conrad, Conrad hip tosses Damien! Damien back to his feet and he again charges at Conrad and Conrad again tosses him with a hip toss!
BR: And Damien is having none of this, he reaches out and tags his younger brother Dante in!
Dante enters the ring and the Cullen brothers stalk towards Conrad Black. Conrad swings wildly with a clothesline attempt, but the brothers duck under and they both hit standing dropkicks on Conrad Black! The referee orders Damien to exit the ring and Dante lays the boots to Conrad Black.
MH: Pummel him! I can't stand that loser!
BR: He's out here all alone!
MH: What kind of wife lets her husband come out here all by himself? Doesn't he have 37 brothers and sisters?
Dante picks up Conrad and rakes his eyes to which the referee warns him about a disqualification. Dante walks a worn down Conrad over to the BFH corner where he tags back in Damien Cullen. Dante holds Conrad's arms up as he has Black backed into the corner. As Dante holds Conrad's arms up, Damien kicks the midsection of Black several times.
BR: The Brothers From Hell showing early on why they are the number one contenders to the Tag Team titles!
Damien picks up Conrad by the hair and pulls him back into him with a short arm clothesline! Conrad lands on his stomach, Damien rolls him over and makes the cover.
One...
Tw-KICKOUT!
BR: Conrad showing some life! The crowd here in Connecticut getting behind the champ!
Damien yells at the referee for not making the three count before turning his attention back to Conrad. The older Cullen brother picks up Conrad and whips hm into the turnbuckle... Conrad slams back first and Damien runs in for a big clothesline in the corner! NO! Conrad moves out of the way the last second!
BR: And Conrad Black is looking for a tag but there's no partner in his corner!
Christine and Rocky laugh at Conrad as he struggles to get to his feet. Conrad notices and he walks over and slaps Christine's hand and the crowd roars!
MH: Hey! You're supposed to be a damn hero to these people and you're out here slapping women!
BR: Remember that's legal! You can tag anyone into the match!
MH: So, all this "I don't have a partner" stuff in nonsense?
Christine enters the ring and Damien quickly scrambles to his feet. Christine circles Damien and Damien wants no parts of her!
BR: These two have had some history. The Wolfpack Nexus costing Christine what many considered to surely be a lock, and that was the Lord of Ascension.
MH: Christine creeps me out. But in a good way. She's the first woman we've had that isn't trying to be the first lady of Apex.
Damien backs into the corner and he turns his head to see Rocky Hollywood right over his shoulder. Just as Christine was charging in, Damien reaches out and tags in Rocky Hollywood!
MH: What? Can this happen?
BR: Yes it can! Rocky and Christine are partners but they're both the legal participants!
Christine stops just short of the corner as Damien tags in Rocky and ducks to the outside. Rocky enters the match and Christine and he have a stare down in their corner. They jaw at one another for several seconds before Rocky reaches out and throws a violent right hand that knocks Christine backwards. Christine stumbles back and advances forward again and she kicks the legs out from Rocky Hollywood with a low dropkick!
BR: These two hate each other so much they're literally fighting against themselves!
MH: I love it!
BR: And so do the fans here at the sold out Webster Bank Arena!
Christine saddles Rocky and she begins to pummel him with a barrage of rights and lefts before jumping off of him and letting out a primal scream. She stops, turns, and glares over at the corner of Black Adonis, the corner of Conrad Black and then the Brothers From Hell corner before she runs towards the BFH corner... Dropick! Christine drops Damien off the apron with a dropkick and as she turns, Rocky Hollywood runs in with a spear! NO! Christine leapfrogs over Rocky!
BR: Almost a big impact right there! And Christine and Rocky cannot seem to put their differences aside here tonight.
As Rocky misses the spear, Dante reaches out and blind tags himself in by smacking the back of Rocky Hollywood. Dante enters the ring and he and Christine tie up... Dante whips her into the corner, but it turns out to be her own corner and Rocky reaches out and tags himself in. Christine doesn't notice and neither does Dante... Dante follows into the corner and Christine lifts her foot up and catches Dante in the mouth!
BR: Ouch! Dante stumbles backwards and holds his jaw.
MH: I swear she might have broken his jaw.
Christine runs in... Headscissors into an armbar! Christine positions herself around... SILENCE!!!
BR: She's got that neck crank locked in!!
MH: Buddy, she's not the legal man... er.. woman!
Dante is tapping the mat but the referee is trying to explain to Christine that Rocky is the legal man. Rocky runs in and kicks Christine in the back of the head breaking up the hold. Rocky picks up Christine... POVERTY CALL!!! Christine rolls towards the outside of the ring and Rocky picks up Dante and... POVERTY CALL!
MH: Rocky Hollywood is out here about to single handidly win the tag team titles!
BR: Rocky hooks the leg...
One...
Two...
THREEEEE!!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: The Brothers From Hell have been eliminated!!!!
BR: Down to just three teams!
MH: And think how fresh Black Adonis must be at this point.
BR: And poor Conrad is just getting back to his feet over in the corner as we speak.
Dante rolls out of the ring and Rocky raises his hands in excitement.
MH: Hey, Rocky, you've got to eliminate everybody!
BR: Conrad leaps over the ropes and runs towards Rocky... BLACK OUT! OUT OF NOWHERE!
MH: Well, there goes my pick...
One...
Two...
NO!!!!
BR: Black Velvet makes the break up!
MH: Thank god!
The referee pushes Black Velvet back out of the ring and as he does, Velvet begins to argue with him. This gives Jake Adonis a chance to sneak into the ring behind the refs back... WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK to Conrad!!! Adonis grabs Rocky's arm and slings it over the chest of Conrad Black and rolls out of the ring. Velvet stops arguing with the referee and exits the ring back to the apron.
BR: God no!
MH: Yes, we're going to have new tag champions after all!
One...
Two...
THRE-NOOOO!!
BR: Shoulder up! Shoulder up! Shoulder up!
MH: How did...
BR: What resolve! What heart! What determination!
MH: What ignorance! What luck! What stupidity!
BR: Rocky struggles to get back to his feet and he is weary and on rubber legs at this point.
MH: Rocky stumbling towards the corner of Black Adonis...
BR: Rocky reaches out and tags in Black Velvet!
Velvet hits the ring like a ball, a huge ball, of energy! Velvet picks up Conrad and whips him into the ropes, Conrad bounces back, Velvet lifts him on his shoulder... Samoan Drop! Velvet reaches out and tags Jake Adonis in. Adonis hops over the top rope and he grabs Conrad's head and slams it into the turnbuckle several times! Conrad falls back to the mat in pain and Jake raises his hands high in the air. Jake waits for Conrad... Conrard gets to his knees... Jake with a kick to the chest... and another... and a third!
BR: Wow, those are some violent kicks from Jake.
MH: It doesn't look like he's done, either!
Adonis steps back and goes to superkick Conrad, but Conrad ducks, and slams Jake down with a DDT! Conrad uses the ropes to get to his feet and Jake reaches back out and tags Velvet back in. Conrad runs at Velvet, but Velvet with a big boot! Conrad falls limp to the mat again. Velvet picks Conrad back up, injured and all, and positions him for a chokeslam... Velvet lifts him high... Conad wiggles free... BLACKOUT! NO! Velvet shoves Conrad off and Black bounces back off the ropes into Velvet's arms... KING SIZE CRUSH!
One...
Two...
THREE!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: Black Rose have been eliminated!!!
MH: Yes! We're going to have new tag team champions!!
BR: And Conrad fought valiantly but the numbers game was just against him tonight. That's it folks. We are no GUARANTEED to have NEW Tag Team champions!
Christine rolls into the ring and sneaks up from behind and takes out Velvet's legs with a shoulder block! Velvet falls to his back and Christine hits a double stomp to the chest of Velvet and walks over him. Christine climbs the top rope and waits for Velvet to get to his feet... cross body... NO! Velvet catches her and tosses her over his head with a powerslam! Velvet reaches out and tags in Jake.
BR: It seems like Rocky could care less that his partner is getting her ass kicked.
MH: Yeah, Black Adonis have been about the only cohesive team in this one.
Jake picks up Christine and whips her into the ropes, Christine bounces back, Jake swings and Christine ducks under, Christine hits the ropes but latches on with her hands. Jake still goes for his standing dropkick but misses. He stands and runs towards Christine, Christine back body drops Jake over the outside, but Jake catches himself on the apron!
MH: What back and forth! I love it!
BR: This is what Apex is all about!
Jake grabs Christine, falls back and drops her down neck first onto the ropes! Jake hops back on the apron and Christine back to her feet runs towards Jake, Jake with an Enzuigiri! Christine stumbles backwards and Jake jumps up... springboard missile dropkick!!! Jake hooks the leg and covers.
One...
Two...
NO! Rocky makes the save!
BR: That's the first time Rocky seems to have cared about Christine in this one.
MH: Self-preservation, Buddy! Rocky wants to be Tag Team champion!
The referee tries to force Rocky out of the ring and as he does Velvet enters the ring. Velvet runs over and reaches his hand back... PIMP SLAP TO ROCKY! NO! Rocky ducks and he hits Velvet with a forearm! Rocky grabs Velvet with a front facelock...
BR: He can't do this...
MH: Rocky is just crazy enough to try it! Didn't you see Hardcore Holiday?!?
Rocky tries to suplex Velvet out of the ring, but Velvet blocks it. Rocky tries again and again Velvet blocks it. Rocky lets go and hits Velvet with another forearm and grabs Velvet again for the front facelock... SUPLEX OUT OF THE RING!
BR: What a show of strength by Rocky Hollywood!
MH: Yeah, but I think that took a lot of out Rocky as well!
BR: Wait a minute... Christine from behind on Adonis! Low Blow!
MH: The referee was distracted by Rocky and Velvet. Christine and Velvet are working well together now, huh?
Adonis drops to his knees and Christine dropkicks him in the face. Christine picks up Jake and drops him back to the mat with a DDT.
BR: Christine back in control with a hell of a DDT.
MH: Jake's head did hit the mat hard there.
Christine hooks the leg and covers Jake.
One...
Two...
NO!!
BR: Kick out by Jake!
Christine slams the mat in frustration as she looks over to tag her partner in but Rocky and Velvet are still struggling to get to their feet on the outside. She turns back to pick up Jake, Christine tosses her into the ropes, Jake returns, double cross body takes both of them out!!!
BR: What an impact!
MH: And the referee is starting the standing ten count and what it neither team makes it?
BR: Vacated Tag Team titles?
The ref begins the count.
1...
2....
3....
4....
5....
6....
Jake to one knee.
7...
Christine makes it to her feet.
BR: Christine runs towards Jake... WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! This is it! This is it!
One...
Two...
THRE-NOOOOO!!!!
BR: Rocky makes the save at the last second!
MH: That had to be two and three quarters!
BR: I can't believe it!
The referee makes Rocky exit the ring and Christine and Jake both desperately crawl towards their respective corners to make a tag. Velvet finally makes it back to his corner... Jake leaps and tags in Velvet! Velvet runs in and Christine tags in Rocky! Rocky runs in and Rocky and Velvet trade blows in the middle of the ring!
BR: Rights! Lefts! The Lord of Ascension and the AWS' richest man!
Rocky blocks a punch from Velvet and pokers him directly in the eye! Boot to the gut by Rocky! Snap DDT! Rocky struggles to pick Velvet back up and whips him into the ropes, Velvet returns... Big boot to the face of Velvet! Rocky goes for the cover.
One...
Two...
KICKOUT!
BR: Velvet powers out and Rocky stomps Velvet to the face as he gets to his feet.
MH: Rocky drags Velvet over to his team's corner and he tags in Christine.
BR: Rivals working as a well oiled team right now.
Christine enters the ring and she hits an Enzuigiri to the jaw of Velvet!
BR: Velvet falls backwards into his own corner and Jake Adonis with the blind tag!
Adonis hits the ring and Christine with a superkick! NO! Jake catches her leg! Christine flips backwards and lands on her feet, Jake grabs her... spinning STO!
MH: He really spun her around for that STO! Hell of a move!
BR: Cover by Jake!
One...
Two...
THR-FOOT ON THE ROPE! ROPEBREAK!
BR: Great ring presence there by the TV champion.
MH: And Rocky Hollywood wants back in this match some kind of bad!
BR: Rocky screaming for Christine to make the tag.
MH: Jake Adonis just smirks and lets Christine crawl to the corner and tag in Rocky!
Adonis backs up and tags in Black Velvet. Velvet steps through the ropes and Rocky runs at him, but Velvet catches him... Chokeslam!
BR: My god, Lord Velvet just chokeslamed Rocky Hollywood damn near through the ring!
MH: That's got to be it!
BR: Velvet hooks the leg...
One...
Two...
TH-NOOO!
BR: Shoulder up!!
Velvet shakes his head and picks up Rocky, Rocky reaches out and pokes Velvet right in the eyes!
MH: Dirtiest player in the game! Rocky!
Velvet holds his eyes and Rocky gets to his feet, Rocky grabs ahold of Velvet, spins him around... Inverted DDT! Velvet stomps the chest of Velvet as he gets back to his feet. Rocky waists little tile as he steps back and awaits Lord Velvet to get to his feet, Rocky charges at him and takes Velvet down with a SPEAR!!!
BR: Rocky looked like he was shot out of a cannon on that spear!
One...
Two...
NO!!
BR: Velvet powers out at 2 and a half!
Rocky waists little time and picks up Black Velvet by the neck. Rocky snaps Velvet back down to the mat with a side Russian leg sweep! Hollywood sits up and tags in his partner Christine. Velvet climbs to his feet and Christine comes running in with a spinning clothesline! Velvet stumbles backwards into the corner... Christine run in... step up Enzuigiri!
BR: Black Adonis might have been the favorites coming into this one, but ever since Rocky and Christine decided to work together, they've been dominant!
“Ready for the Floor” starts, and the competitors look to the stage to see Quinlan Quail slowly walking down the ramp, holding his arms out, something in his palms.
BR: What the hell is Quinlan Quail doing out here?
MH: This fat lug is interrupting the match!
Quinlan waddles slowly around the ring and over to where the title belts are held, and looks down at Christine’s Television title.
BR: He’s over here just staring at the TV title.
In the ring Christine is distracted, looking over at Quinlan standing over her title. He slowly walks away and back around the ring, and up the ramp.
MH: He just put something down on it.
Christine steps out of the ring and goes over to the title, and picks up the object that Quinlan placed on it. She holds it up in the air and the cameras catch what it is. A crystal butterfly. She screams and shatters it on the ground!! Velvet has made it to his feet and he tags in Jake just as Christine rolls back into the ring... Jake catches her... PURE PERFECTION!
MH: Double-underhook fameasser! Jake hit it!!
BR: And the crowd is giving out a mixed reaction here.. they seem to really be getting behind Black Adonis tonight!
MH: I knew the New England area was filled with morons!
Adonis drags Christine into position and Jake signals for something as he heads to the apron. Jake climbs to the top turnbuckle and Adonis leaps... ADONIS ARROW!!!
BR: Jake hooks the leg of Christine!
MH: Here comes Rocky...
BR: Velvet intercepts Rocky with a KING SIZE CRUSH!
The referee jumps into position amid the chaos in the ring.
One...
Two...
THREEEEEEEE!!!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS.... AND NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWW AWS TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOONNNSS..... BLAAAAAAAAACKKKK ADDOOOOOONNNNNIIIIISS!!!!!!!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is fatal four tag team elimination contest and it is for the AWS Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, coming down the aisle at a combined weight of 425 pounds, representing the Wolfpack Nexus, DAMIEN & DANTE CULLEN... THE BROTHERS FROM HELL!
BR: Here come the #1 contenders!
MH: This could be their big night!
Black Adonis music hits and Black Velvet comes out to the ramp with a woman on each arm. When he gets to the ramp, the women leave, before they do, they do splits and point at the entrance. Jake struts out in a pair of sunglasses, and makes his JA symbol with his hands while Black Velvet throws up a fist. Purple pyro goes off behind them, and they walk to the ring together.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing the first challengers, representing The Anarchy, weighing in at a combined weight of 695 pounds, BLACK VELVET & JAKE ADONIS... BLACK ADONIS!!!
BR: Here comes Lord Velvet & Jake Adonis!
MH: I thought Velvet would make a good Lord but now I'm not so sure about these guys...
BR: What a road it would be for Velvet to become the 2015 Lord Of Ascension, win the Tag titles and get a shot at Liam for the World title!
The opening keys of "Big Bad Wolf" start to play as the arena lights go out and the stage lights flicker on and off. The opening lines play through as flashes of the stage lights show a silhouette off a woman fending off various attackers. As the tempo builds and the tune hits a climax, all the lights come back on and Christine is on the stage, looking down, her hair dripping wet and draped over, covering her face. After a few seconds, she flips her head and hair back as she walks down the ramp. The audience boos her as she makes her way to the ring, but she is unmoved by their actions. She slides into the ring with no show or fanfare of any kind, simply looking to the ref, tests the ropes a little and goes to her corner warming up for the match. Christine hands over her TV title for safe keeping at the announcers table before continuing to warm up.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, weighing in at 160 pounds, she is the AWS Television Champion, CHRISTINE!!!
BR: I can't wait to see what this mis-match team can do.
MH: I love the GM's sense of humor!
BR: This is a serious shot for these two. If they can get along.
Longhorn plays as a limo drives out into the arena. As the driver walks toward the back, Rocky Hollywood gets out of the back and heads for the ring after pushing his driver on his ass.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her partner, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 262 pounds, ROCKY HOLLYWOOD!!!
The lights dim to almost complete darkness before “Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson blasts over the sound system bringing the crowd to their feet with a loud pop. Two spotlights appear on the entrance ramp, but one of the spotlights is empty. The other reveals one half of the AWS Tag Team Champions, Conrad Black. Conrad hobbles his way down to the ring holding both Tag Team Titles in his hands. He steps into the ring and hands the titles to the referee.
RING ANNOUNCER: And introducing the champions, weighing in at a combined weight of 346 pounds, the AWS Tag Team Champions, ERICA ROSE & CONRAD BLACK... BLACK ROSE!!!
BR: Well, Erica AND Conrad are the champions... but Erica isn't even here! This is bullshit.
MH: The show must go on!
BR: What a unique match up we have here for you tonight, folks.
MH: First ever Fatal Fourway Tag Team match in AWS history... and it's an elimination match!
BR: That's right, to win this match, three teams must lose this in this one. The rules are quite simple, two teams start in the ring, and once you've been eliminated via pinfall, submission, count out or disqualification, your team is eliminated from the match.
MH: And don't forget with a team in each corner, you can tag in anyone, it doesn't have to be someone on your team.
BR: That certainly changes the strategy from a normal tag team perspective.
MH: So true, it's going to be much harder to isolate one man in the corner away from his team. This is going to be great! I sure hope we have new Tag Team champions crowned tonight, I'm sick of Black Rose!
BR: And the world is sick of you! But I fear you may be right... Black Rose has been trimmed down to just Black tonight and Conrad is beaten, battered and without a partner here tonight! His honor wouldn't let him stay down. He's fighting for the honor of his wife. He is fighting for his own honor, but the odds may be too much even for Conrad, the first ever Intercontinental champion.
MH: Not to mention the fact that we all know Erica was the strongest link in that Black Rose chain.
The referee signals for the bell and Damien Cullen and Conrad Black start the match as the first two in the ring.
BR: What's this? Conrad has to be the first one to start in the match, too? Come on!
MH: Random draw. Simple as that.
Conrad Black undaunted motions for Damien Cullen to bring it. Damien charges at Conrad, Conrad hip tosses Damien! Damien back to his feet and he again charges at Conrad and Conrad again tosses him with a hip toss!
BR: And Damien is having none of this, he reaches out and tags his younger brother Dante in!
Dante enters the ring and the Cullen brothers stalk towards Conrad Black. Conrad swings wildly with a clothesline attempt, but the brothers duck under and they both hit standing dropkicks on Conrad Black! The referee orders Damien to exit the ring and Dante lays the boots to Conrad Black.
MH: Pummel him! I can't stand that loser!
BR: He's out here all alone!
MH: What kind of wife lets her husband come out here all by himself? Doesn't he have 37 brothers and sisters?
Dante picks up Conrad and rakes his eyes to which the referee warns him about a disqualification. Dante walks a worn down Conrad over to the BFH corner where he tags back in Damien Cullen. Dante holds Conrad's arms up as he has Black backed into the corner. As Dante holds Conrad's arms up, Damien kicks the midsection of Black several times.
BR: The Brothers From Hell showing early on why they are the number one contenders to the Tag Team titles!
Damien picks up Conrad by the hair and pulls him back into him with a short arm clothesline! Conrad lands on his stomach, Damien rolls him over and makes the cover.
One...
Tw-KICKOUT!
BR: Conrad showing some life! The crowd here in Connecticut getting behind the champ!
Damien yells at the referee for not making the three count before turning his attention back to Conrad. The older Cullen brother picks up Conrad and whips hm into the turnbuckle... Conrad slams back first and Damien runs in for a big clothesline in the corner! NO! Conrad moves out of the way the last second!
BR: And Conrad Black is looking for a tag but there's no partner in his corner!
Christine and Rocky laugh at Conrad as he struggles to get to his feet. Conrad notices and he walks over and slaps Christine's hand and the crowd roars!
MH: Hey! You're supposed to be a damn hero to these people and you're out here slapping women!
BR: Remember that's legal! You can tag anyone into the match!
MH: So, all this "I don't have a partner" stuff in nonsense?
Christine enters the ring and Damien quickly scrambles to his feet. Christine circles Damien and Damien wants no parts of her!
BR: These two have had some history. The Wolfpack Nexus costing Christine what many considered to surely be a lock, and that was the Lord of Ascension.
MH: Christine creeps me out. But in a good way. She's the first woman we've had that isn't trying to be the first lady of Apex.
Damien backs into the corner and he turns his head to see Rocky Hollywood right over his shoulder. Just as Christine was charging in, Damien reaches out and tags in Rocky Hollywood!
MH: What? Can this happen?
BR: Yes it can! Rocky and Christine are partners but they're both the legal participants!
Christine stops just short of the corner as Damien tags in Rocky and ducks to the outside. Rocky enters the match and Christine and he have a stare down in their corner. They jaw at one another for several seconds before Rocky reaches out and throws a violent right hand that knocks Christine backwards. Christine stumbles back and advances forward again and she kicks the legs out from Rocky Hollywood with a low dropkick!
BR: These two hate each other so much they're literally fighting against themselves!
MH: I love it!
BR: And so do the fans here at the sold out Webster Bank Arena!
Christine saddles Rocky and she begins to pummel him with a barrage of rights and lefts before jumping off of him and letting out a primal scream. She stops, turns, and glares over at the corner of Black Adonis, the corner of Conrad Black and then the Brothers From Hell corner before she runs towards the BFH corner... Dropick! Christine drops Damien off the apron with a dropkick and as she turns, Rocky Hollywood runs in with a spear! NO! Christine leapfrogs over Rocky!
BR: Almost a big impact right there! And Christine and Rocky cannot seem to put their differences aside here tonight.
As Rocky misses the spear, Dante reaches out and blind tags himself in by smacking the back of Rocky Hollywood. Dante enters the ring and he and Christine tie up... Dante whips her into the corner, but it turns out to be her own corner and Rocky reaches out and tags himself in. Christine doesn't notice and neither does Dante... Dante follows into the corner and Christine lifts her foot up and catches Dante in the mouth!
BR: Ouch! Dante stumbles backwards and holds his jaw.
MH: I swear she might have broken his jaw.
Christine runs in... Headscissors into an armbar! Christine positions herself around... SILENCE!!!
BR: She's got that neck crank locked in!!
MH: Buddy, she's not the legal man... er.. woman!
Dante is tapping the mat but the referee is trying to explain to Christine that Rocky is the legal man. Rocky runs in and kicks Christine in the back of the head breaking up the hold. Rocky picks up Christine... POVERTY CALL!!! Christine rolls towards the outside of the ring and Rocky picks up Dante and... POVERTY CALL!
MH: Rocky Hollywood is out here about to single handidly win the tag team titles!
BR: Rocky hooks the leg...
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THREEEEE!!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: The Brothers From Hell have been eliminated!!!!
BR: Down to just three teams!
MH: And think how fresh Black Adonis must be at this point.
BR: And poor Conrad is just getting back to his feet over in the corner as we speak.
Dante rolls out of the ring and Rocky raises his hands in excitement.
MH: Hey, Rocky, you've got to eliminate everybody!
BR: Conrad leaps over the ropes and runs towards Rocky... BLACK OUT! OUT OF NOWHERE!
MH: Well, there goes my pick...
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NO!!!!
BR: Black Velvet makes the break up!
MH: Thank god!
The referee pushes Black Velvet back out of the ring and as he does, Velvet begins to argue with him. This gives Jake Adonis a chance to sneak into the ring behind the refs back... WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK to Conrad!!! Adonis grabs Rocky's arm and slings it over the chest of Conrad Black and rolls out of the ring. Velvet stops arguing with the referee and exits the ring back to the apron.
BR: God no!
MH: Yes, we're going to have new tag champions after all!
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THRE-NOOOO!!
BR: Shoulder up! Shoulder up! Shoulder up!
MH: How did...
BR: What resolve! What heart! What determination!
MH: What ignorance! What luck! What stupidity!
BR: Rocky struggles to get back to his feet and he is weary and on rubber legs at this point.
MH: Rocky stumbling towards the corner of Black Adonis...
BR: Rocky reaches out and tags in Black Velvet!
Velvet hits the ring like a ball, a huge ball, of energy! Velvet picks up Conrad and whips him into the ropes, Conrad bounces back, Velvet lifts him on his shoulder... Samoan Drop! Velvet reaches out and tags Jake Adonis in. Adonis hops over the top rope and he grabs Conrad's head and slams it into the turnbuckle several times! Conrad falls back to the mat in pain and Jake raises his hands high in the air. Jake waits for Conrad... Conrard gets to his knees... Jake with a kick to the chest... and another... and a third!
BR: Wow, those are some violent kicks from Jake.
MH: It doesn't look like he's done, either!
Adonis steps back and goes to superkick Conrad, but Conrad ducks, and slams Jake down with a DDT! Conrad uses the ropes to get to his feet and Jake reaches back out and tags Velvet back in. Conrad runs at Velvet, but Velvet with a big boot! Conrad falls limp to the mat again. Velvet picks Conrad back up, injured and all, and positions him for a chokeslam... Velvet lifts him high... Conad wiggles free... BLACKOUT! NO! Velvet shoves Conrad off and Black bounces back off the ropes into Velvet's arms... KING SIZE CRUSH!
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THREE!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: Black Rose have been eliminated!!!
MH: Yes! We're going to have new tag team champions!!
BR: And Conrad fought valiantly but the numbers game was just against him tonight. That's it folks. We are no GUARANTEED to have NEW Tag Team champions!
Christine rolls into the ring and sneaks up from behind and takes out Velvet's legs with a shoulder block! Velvet falls to his back and Christine hits a double stomp to the chest of Velvet and walks over him. Christine climbs the top rope and waits for Velvet to get to his feet... cross body... NO! Velvet catches her and tosses her over his head with a powerslam! Velvet reaches out and tags in Jake.
BR: It seems like Rocky could care less that his partner is getting her ass kicked.
MH: Yeah, Black Adonis have been about the only cohesive team in this one.
Jake picks up Christine and whips her into the ropes, Christine bounces back, Jake swings and Christine ducks under, Christine hits the ropes but latches on with her hands. Jake still goes for his standing dropkick but misses. He stands and runs towards Christine, Christine back body drops Jake over the outside, but Jake catches himself on the apron!
MH: What back and forth! I love it!
BR: This is what Apex is all about!
Jake grabs Christine, falls back and drops her down neck first onto the ropes! Jake hops back on the apron and Christine back to her feet runs towards Jake, Jake with an Enzuigiri! Christine stumbles backwards and Jake jumps up... springboard missile dropkick!!! Jake hooks the leg and covers.
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NO! Rocky makes the save!
BR: That's the first time Rocky seems to have cared about Christine in this one.
MH: Self-preservation, Buddy! Rocky wants to be Tag Team champion!
The referee tries to force Rocky out of the ring and as he does Velvet enters the ring. Velvet runs over and reaches his hand back... PIMP SLAP TO ROCKY! NO! Rocky ducks and he hits Velvet with a forearm! Rocky grabs Velvet with a front facelock...
BR: He can't do this...
MH: Rocky is just crazy enough to try it! Didn't you see Hardcore Holiday?!?
Rocky tries to suplex Velvet out of the ring, but Velvet blocks it. Rocky tries again and again Velvet blocks it. Rocky lets go and hits Velvet with another forearm and grabs Velvet again for the front facelock... SUPLEX OUT OF THE RING!
BR: What a show of strength by Rocky Hollywood!
MH: Yeah, but I think that took a lot of out Rocky as well!
BR: Wait a minute... Christine from behind on Adonis! Low Blow!
MH: The referee was distracted by Rocky and Velvet. Christine and Velvet are working well together now, huh?
Adonis drops to his knees and Christine dropkicks him in the face. Christine picks up Jake and drops him back to the mat with a DDT.
BR: Christine back in control with a hell of a DDT.
MH: Jake's head did hit the mat hard there.
Christine hooks the leg and covers Jake.
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NO!!
BR: Kick out by Jake!
Christine slams the mat in frustration as she looks over to tag her partner in but Rocky and Velvet are still struggling to get to their feet on the outside. She turns back to pick up Jake, Christine tosses her into the ropes, Jake returns, double cross body takes both of them out!!!
BR: What an impact!
MH: And the referee is starting the standing ten count and what it neither team makes it?
BR: Vacated Tag Team titles?
The ref begins the count.
1...
2....
3....
4....
5....
6....
Jake to one knee.
7...
Christine makes it to her feet.
BR: Christine runs towards Jake... WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! This is it! This is it!
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THRE-NOOOOO!!!!
BR: Rocky makes the save at the last second!
MH: That had to be two and three quarters!
BR: I can't believe it!
The referee makes Rocky exit the ring and Christine and Jake both desperately crawl towards their respective corners to make a tag. Velvet finally makes it back to his corner... Jake leaps and tags in Velvet! Velvet runs in and Christine tags in Rocky! Rocky runs in and Rocky and Velvet trade blows in the middle of the ring!
BR: Rights! Lefts! The Lord of Ascension and the AWS' richest man!
Rocky blocks a punch from Velvet and pokers him directly in the eye! Boot to the gut by Rocky! Snap DDT! Rocky struggles to pick Velvet back up and whips him into the ropes, Velvet returns... Big boot to the face of Velvet! Rocky goes for the cover.
One...
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KICKOUT!
BR: Velvet powers out and Rocky stomps Velvet to the face as he gets to his feet.
MH: Rocky drags Velvet over to his team's corner and he tags in Christine.
BR: Rivals working as a well oiled team right now.
Christine enters the ring and she hits an Enzuigiri to the jaw of Velvet!
BR: Velvet falls backwards into his own corner and Jake Adonis with the blind tag!
Adonis hits the ring and Christine with a superkick! NO! Jake catches her leg! Christine flips backwards and lands on her feet, Jake grabs her... spinning STO!
MH: He really spun her around for that STO! Hell of a move!
BR: Cover by Jake!
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Two...
THR-FOOT ON THE ROPE! ROPEBREAK!
BR: Great ring presence there by the TV champion.
MH: And Rocky Hollywood wants back in this match some kind of bad!
BR: Rocky screaming for Christine to make the tag.
MH: Jake Adonis just smirks and lets Christine crawl to the corner and tag in Rocky!
Adonis backs up and tags in Black Velvet. Velvet steps through the ropes and Rocky runs at him, but Velvet catches him... Chokeslam!
BR: My god, Lord Velvet just chokeslamed Rocky Hollywood damn near through the ring!
MH: That's got to be it!
BR: Velvet hooks the leg...
One...
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TH-NOOO!
BR: Shoulder up!!
Velvet shakes his head and picks up Rocky, Rocky reaches out and pokes Velvet right in the eyes!
MH: Dirtiest player in the game! Rocky!
Velvet holds his eyes and Rocky gets to his feet, Rocky grabs ahold of Velvet, spins him around... Inverted DDT! Velvet stomps the chest of Velvet as he gets back to his feet. Rocky waists little tile as he steps back and awaits Lord Velvet to get to his feet, Rocky charges at him and takes Velvet down with a SPEAR!!!
BR: Rocky looked like he was shot out of a cannon on that spear!
One...
Two...
NO!!
BR: Velvet powers out at 2 and a half!
Rocky waists little time and picks up Black Velvet by the neck. Rocky snaps Velvet back down to the mat with a side Russian leg sweep! Hollywood sits up and tags in his partner Christine. Velvet climbs to his feet and Christine comes running in with a spinning clothesline! Velvet stumbles backwards into the corner... Christine run in... step up Enzuigiri!
BR: Black Adonis might have been the favorites coming into this one, but ever since Rocky and Christine decided to work together, they've been dominant!
“Ready for the Floor” starts, and the competitors look to the stage to see Quinlan Quail slowly walking down the ramp, holding his arms out, something in his palms.
BR: What the hell is Quinlan Quail doing out here?
MH: This fat lug is interrupting the match!
Quinlan waddles slowly around the ring and over to where the title belts are held, and looks down at Christine’s Television title.
BR: He’s over here just staring at the TV title.
In the ring Christine is distracted, looking over at Quinlan standing over her title. He slowly walks away and back around the ring, and up the ramp.
MH: He just put something down on it.
Christine steps out of the ring and goes over to the title, and picks up the object that Quinlan placed on it. She holds it up in the air and the cameras catch what it is. A crystal butterfly. She screams and shatters it on the ground!! Velvet has made it to his feet and he tags in Jake just as Christine rolls back into the ring... Jake catches her... PURE PERFECTION!
MH: Double-underhook fameasser! Jake hit it!!
BR: And the crowd is giving out a mixed reaction here.. they seem to really be getting behind Black Adonis tonight!
MH: I knew the New England area was filled with morons!
Adonis drags Christine into position and Jake signals for something as he heads to the apron. Jake climbs to the top turnbuckle and Adonis leaps... ADONIS ARROW!!!
BR: Jake hooks the leg of Christine!
MH: Here comes Rocky...
BR: Velvet intercepts Rocky with a KING SIZE CRUSH!
The referee jumps into position amid the chaos in the ring.
One...
Two...
THREEEEEEEE!!!!!
RING ANNOUNCER: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS.... AND NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEWWWWW AWS TAG TEAM CHAMPIOOOOONNNSS..... BLAAAAAAAAACKKKK ADDOOOOOONNNNNIIIIISS!!!!!!!!!
WINNERS: BLACK ADONIS (NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS)
The referee hands Jake and Velvet the Tag Team titles as the two of them look at the silver plated titles with excitement for the first time!
BR: They've finally done it! Third time is a charm! The fans love it! What a moment!
MH: This is horrible. Someone should stop this madness.
BR: Oh, what in the hell is he doing out here!
As Velvet and Jake hoist the Tag Team titles high into the air in celebration, Liam McAllister sneaks into the ring from behind and clobbers Black Velvet in the back of the head with the World Heavyweight title! Jake spins around and right into a STARDOM STRIKE! Jake falls backwards and Liam smirks at his destruction of the newly crowned Tag Team champions!
BR: Damn him! This was their moment! They've worked so hard for this! Damn him straight to hell!
MH: Shut up! He's got a mic!
BR: When doesn't he?
BR: They've finally done it! Third time is a charm! The fans love it! What a moment!
MH: This is horrible. Someone should stop this madness.
BR: Oh, what in the hell is he doing out here!
As Velvet and Jake hoist the Tag Team titles high into the air in celebration, Liam McAllister sneaks into the ring from behind and clobbers Black Velvet in the back of the head with the World Heavyweight title! Jake spins around and right into a STARDOM STRIKE! Jake falls backwards and Liam smirks at his destruction of the newly crowned Tag Team champions!
BR: Damn him! This was their moment! They've worked so hard for this! Damn him straight to hell!
MH: Shut up! He's got a mic!
BR: When doesn't he?
LIAM MCALLISTER: Sorry to steal your thunder. And no... That wasn't a shot at Black Velvet and his thunder thighs.
The crowd boos heavily.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Since I've got both of you out here, I thought it'd be the perfect time to give you all my little surprise. You thought it was real cute last week when you got one over on us last week? Ask Matthias Barrows how that works out! We don't bring knives to gun fights, and we're going to show you exactly what Anarchy is all about. Now... without further ado...
"I've Got It All" by Jim Johnston hits over the sound system and the crowd erupts in jeers as GM Alistair Mason walks out on stage. Mason struts down to the ring and climbs in.
ALISTAIR MASON: Thank you, thank you. You're all so kind.
The crowd continues the boos.
ALISTAIR MASON: I just want to let you all know that while this has been an amazing show tonight... it was... it was lacking something, wouldn't you say, Liam?
LIAM MCALLISTER: I would, I would say.
ALISTAIR MASON: And... well... you know what? Liam you tell the story so much better...
LIAM MCALLISTER: What our illustrious General Manager is trying to say is that he has given me the power to make a match next week on Ascension. That's the type of trust he has in his World champion. He looks at this cancer that is moving through the AWS... this "Anarchy" group and he knows that I am the man who can rid him of this problem. They're like poison... and I'm the antidote.
LIAM SUCKS! LIAM SUCKS!
LIAM MCALLISTER: Yeah, so does your sister! Shut it up! I'm trying to give you people a little spoiler alert... I've been given the power to choose Black Velvet's opponent next week!
The crowd falls to a hush.
LIAM MCALLISTER: So, who could I pick to face Velvet? Could I make it a Hardcore match with THE Hardcore Champion Rory Blaze?
The crowd boos at the mention of Rory.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Could I make it Matthias Barrows?
The crowd cheers at the hint of Barrows name.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Nah, Steele broke that bitch's arm last week... Maybe throw Jon Rocks at him? Wear him down before the match at Danger Zone?
YES! YES! YES!
LIAM MCALLISTER: That'd be too easy. I've got it! Next week, right here, LIVE on Ascension, the Lord of Ascension, Black Velvet is going to be in action one on one....
Velvet and Jake have gotten to their feet at this point are glaring at Liam from the outside.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Against... JAAAAKE.... ADONIS!!!!!
BR: Holy crapsnacks!! Brother versus Brother? The Tag Champions must fight next week?!?! This isn't right damn it!
MH: The GM gave him the power!
Velvet and Adonis look at each at other for a brief moment before storming the ring and chasing Alistair Mason out of it leaving Liam by himself. Liam charges as Jake for a STARDOM STRIKE! NO! Jake ducks and Liam turns around... WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE! Liam stumbles backwards and into the arms of Velvet... KING SIZE CRUSH!!! As Liam's head hits the mat, Kodiak, Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele run down the ramp and into the ring!
MH: Here comes backup!
BR: And Kodiak heading straight for Velvet!
MH: Payback from last week no doubt.
Kodiak runs towards Velvet, Velvet swings for a clothesline, Kodiak ducks... BEAST MODE!!! At the same time that Kodiak slams Velvet down, Rory Blaze and Steele team up and take out Jake Adonis. As Blaze and Steele lay the boots to the Tag Team champions, Kodiak helps Liam to his feet.
BR: The World champion back on his feet and the Tag Team champions are in trouble once again!
MH: And Liam... don't do it... you've been through too much!
Kodiak helps Liam up on the top rope and the weary champion leaps... DIRE STRAITS!
BR: Shooting star and I think that took more out of him than it was worth!
MH: Velvet's damn stomach is so big! Damn that fat bastard!
Just as it looks as if Liam and company will stand tall, from the back, chairs in hand, come Sam Hyde and Johnny Anomaly! Anomaly swings for Steele's head and knocks him out of the ring with a violent chair shot! Hyde executes the same chair shot to the back of Rory Blaze and Liam and Kodiak quickly scatter from the ring.
BR: Oh, look, now that it's a fair fight, they're running!
MH: Fair fight? They brought chairs!
Liam, Kodiak, Steele and Rory all collect themselves and walk backwards up the ramp while Velvet, Adonis, Anomaly and Hyde stand in the ring. The two groups jaw back and forth and point at each other.
BR: I for one cannot wait for Danger Zone.
MH: Jake Adonis versus Black Velvet next week! Incredible!
BR: And folks, we'll....
Buddy Roberts is interrupted as "Just Dropped In" by Kenny Rogers hits over the sound system. Out steps the Owner of the Apex Wrestling Syndicate, Mr. Troy. Liam and company stop dead and their tracks and look back at the owner who stands at the top of the ramp.
MR. TROY: Well, I've had just about all I'm going to take of this madness!
The crowd roars.
MR. TROY: Liam, you might be the World champion, but I'm the owner of this company! You went to the GM to make matches for next week? Fine. That's within the parameters of the duties of the GM. But, you called Anarchy a poison? Dude... It got me thinking. I'm thinking since you got to pick an opponent for Black Velvet, he should get to pick one for YOU!
The crowd goes insane and Liam glares daggers through the owner of the AWS.
MR. TROY: And since you tried to be sneaky about all of this... and you jumped the gun by telling Lord Velvet who his opponent is going to be in advance, I'm allowing Velvet to withhold his choice for your opponent until next week!!!!
The crowd roars with delight once again as Liam stomps around on the entrance ramp, infuriated.
MR. TROY: Next week on Ascension, Velvet will make his decision on exactly who you'll face just prior to the main event! And no matter who he chooses, you WILL fight!
BR: That's right! Go make a plan without knowing who your opponent is going to be, you little brat!
MH: This is a sham! A travesty! This is so unfair!
The camera fades to black while centered on Liam's face...
The crowd boos heavily.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Since I've got both of you out here, I thought it'd be the perfect time to give you all my little surprise. You thought it was real cute last week when you got one over on us last week? Ask Matthias Barrows how that works out! We don't bring knives to gun fights, and we're going to show you exactly what Anarchy is all about. Now... without further ado...
"I've Got It All" by Jim Johnston hits over the sound system and the crowd erupts in jeers as GM Alistair Mason walks out on stage. Mason struts down to the ring and climbs in.
ALISTAIR MASON: Thank you, thank you. You're all so kind.
The crowd continues the boos.
ALISTAIR MASON: I just want to let you all know that while this has been an amazing show tonight... it was... it was lacking something, wouldn't you say, Liam?
LIAM MCALLISTER: I would, I would say.
ALISTAIR MASON: And... well... you know what? Liam you tell the story so much better...
LIAM MCALLISTER: What our illustrious General Manager is trying to say is that he has given me the power to make a match next week on Ascension. That's the type of trust he has in his World champion. He looks at this cancer that is moving through the AWS... this "Anarchy" group and he knows that I am the man who can rid him of this problem. They're like poison... and I'm the antidote.
LIAM SUCKS! LIAM SUCKS!
LIAM MCALLISTER: Yeah, so does your sister! Shut it up! I'm trying to give you people a little spoiler alert... I've been given the power to choose Black Velvet's opponent next week!
The crowd falls to a hush.
LIAM MCALLISTER: So, who could I pick to face Velvet? Could I make it a Hardcore match with THE Hardcore Champion Rory Blaze?
The crowd boos at the mention of Rory.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Could I make it Matthias Barrows?
The crowd cheers at the hint of Barrows name.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Nah, Steele broke that bitch's arm last week... Maybe throw Jon Rocks at him? Wear him down before the match at Danger Zone?
YES! YES! YES!
LIAM MCALLISTER: That'd be too easy. I've got it! Next week, right here, LIVE on Ascension, the Lord of Ascension, Black Velvet is going to be in action one on one....
Velvet and Jake have gotten to their feet at this point are glaring at Liam from the outside.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Against... JAAAAKE.... ADONIS!!!!!
BR: Holy crapsnacks!! Brother versus Brother? The Tag Champions must fight next week?!?! This isn't right damn it!
MH: The GM gave him the power!
Velvet and Adonis look at each at other for a brief moment before storming the ring and chasing Alistair Mason out of it leaving Liam by himself. Liam charges as Jake for a STARDOM STRIKE! NO! Jake ducks and Liam turns around... WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE! Liam stumbles backwards and into the arms of Velvet... KING SIZE CRUSH!!! As Liam's head hits the mat, Kodiak, Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele run down the ramp and into the ring!
MH: Here comes backup!
BR: And Kodiak heading straight for Velvet!
MH: Payback from last week no doubt.
Kodiak runs towards Velvet, Velvet swings for a clothesline, Kodiak ducks... BEAST MODE!!! At the same time that Kodiak slams Velvet down, Rory Blaze and Steele team up and take out Jake Adonis. As Blaze and Steele lay the boots to the Tag Team champions, Kodiak helps Liam to his feet.
BR: The World champion back on his feet and the Tag Team champions are in trouble once again!
MH: And Liam... don't do it... you've been through too much!
Kodiak helps Liam up on the top rope and the weary champion leaps... DIRE STRAITS!
BR: Shooting star and I think that took more out of him than it was worth!
MH: Velvet's damn stomach is so big! Damn that fat bastard!
Just as it looks as if Liam and company will stand tall, from the back, chairs in hand, come Sam Hyde and Johnny Anomaly! Anomaly swings for Steele's head and knocks him out of the ring with a violent chair shot! Hyde executes the same chair shot to the back of Rory Blaze and Liam and Kodiak quickly scatter from the ring.
BR: Oh, look, now that it's a fair fight, they're running!
MH: Fair fight? They brought chairs!
Liam, Kodiak, Steele and Rory all collect themselves and walk backwards up the ramp while Velvet, Adonis, Anomaly and Hyde stand in the ring. The two groups jaw back and forth and point at each other.
BR: I for one cannot wait for Danger Zone.
MH: Jake Adonis versus Black Velvet next week! Incredible!
BR: And folks, we'll....
Buddy Roberts is interrupted as "Just Dropped In" by Kenny Rogers hits over the sound system. Out steps the Owner of the Apex Wrestling Syndicate, Mr. Troy. Liam and company stop dead and their tracks and look back at the owner who stands at the top of the ramp.
MR. TROY: Well, I've had just about all I'm going to take of this madness!
The crowd roars.
MR. TROY: Liam, you might be the World champion, but I'm the owner of this company! You went to the GM to make matches for next week? Fine. That's within the parameters of the duties of the GM. But, you called Anarchy a poison? Dude... It got me thinking. I'm thinking since you got to pick an opponent for Black Velvet, he should get to pick one for YOU!
The crowd goes insane and Liam glares daggers through the owner of the AWS.
MR. TROY: And since you tried to be sneaky about all of this... and you jumped the gun by telling Lord Velvet who his opponent is going to be in advance, I'm allowing Velvet to withhold his choice for your opponent until next week!!!!
The crowd roars with delight once again as Liam stomps around on the entrance ramp, infuriated.
MR. TROY: Next week on Ascension, Velvet will make his decision on exactly who you'll face just prior to the main event! And no matter who he chooses, you WILL fight!
BR: That's right! Go make a plan without knowing who your opponent is going to be, you little brat!
MH: This is a sham! A travesty! This is so unfair!
The camera fades to black while centered on Liam's face...