MARCH 11th, 2015
WVU COLISEUM - MORGANTOWN, WEST VIRGINIA, USA
WVU COLISEUM - MORGANTOWN, WEST VIRGINIA, USA
BEFORE THE OPENING VIDEO PACKAGE
-EARLIER TONIGHT-
The scene shows Mr. Troy getting his laptop out of his case and setting on his desk for the evening in the arena. It is still daylight outside and this is a few hours before the show goes on the air... out of nowhere Quinlan Quail bursts through the doors.
MR. TROY: Quin? What can I do for you buddy?
QUINLAN QUAIL: I'm sure you've heard that I DEMAND to speak with you tonight.
MR. TROY: Yea, I put it in the teaser on the website... can it wait until we are on the air?
QUINLAN: No. I've been thinking about it all week. I've got to get this off my chest NOW.
MR. TROY: ...
QUINLAN: I want Rocky at Red Alert...
MR. TROY: But you've got a match tonight against Anomaly... you may not even be champ at Red Alert.
QUINLAN: I don't care. He literally pissed on me and my title... YOUR title, the AWS TV title. He killed me and I want a sanctioned match where I can do anything I want to him. YOU WILL GIVE ME THIS.
MR. TROY: Alright man, normally I wouldn't respond to demands, it doesn't set a good precedent. But I can't blame you after everything he has done to you. I will give you a non-title match with him even if you are champion at Red Alert.
QUINLAN: I have a special match in mind...
MR. TROY: Name it.
QUINLAN: Samuel Hyde inspired me. I want a LEGO MATCH at Red Alert with Rocky!
MR. TROY: Wh... what?
QUINLAN: That's right. A no DQ, falls count anywhere, LEGO MATCH with Lego bricks EVERYWHERE. What's more painful than Lego? Nothing.
MR. TROY: Alright dude. Rocky Vs Quin non-title no DQ falls count anywhere Lego match at Red Alert!
Quinlan smirks and turns to leave ad the opening video package plays.
-EARLIER TONIGHT-
The scene shows Mr. Troy getting his laptop out of his case and setting on his desk for the evening in the arena. It is still daylight outside and this is a few hours before the show goes on the air... out of nowhere Quinlan Quail bursts through the doors.
MR. TROY: Quin? What can I do for you buddy?
QUINLAN QUAIL: I'm sure you've heard that I DEMAND to speak with you tonight.
MR. TROY: Yea, I put it in the teaser on the website... can it wait until we are on the air?
QUINLAN: No. I've been thinking about it all week. I've got to get this off my chest NOW.
MR. TROY: ...
QUINLAN: I want Rocky at Red Alert...
MR. TROY: But you've got a match tonight against Anomaly... you may not even be champ at Red Alert.
QUINLAN: I don't care. He literally pissed on me and my title... YOUR title, the AWS TV title. He killed me and I want a sanctioned match where I can do anything I want to him. YOU WILL GIVE ME THIS.
MR. TROY: Alright man, normally I wouldn't respond to demands, it doesn't set a good precedent. But I can't blame you after everything he has done to you. I will give you a non-title match with him even if you are champion at Red Alert.
QUINLAN: I have a special match in mind...
MR. TROY: Name it.
QUINLAN: Samuel Hyde inspired me. I want a LEGO MATCH at Red Alert with Rocky!
MR. TROY: Wh... what?
QUINLAN: That's right. A no DQ, falls count anywhere, LEGO MATCH with Lego bricks EVERYWHERE. What's more painful than Lego? Nothing.
MR. TROY: Alright dude. Rocky Vs Quin non-title no DQ falls count anywhere Lego match at Red Alert!
Quinlan smirks and turns to leave ad the opening video package plays.
The Ascension theme music begins to play as the camera makes rapid pans across the roaring crowd! A series of red and white pyros go off above the ring, up the ramp and then around the stage and screen leaving a haze of white smoke.
BUDDY ROBERTS: Welcome to West Virginia for AWS Ascension LIVE!
MICHAEL HEENAN: It's hard to believe but we are just a few weeks away from Red Alert!
BR: We have a lot of hot action tonight. Johnny Anomaly gets to cash in his #1 contendership against Quin.
MH: Let's not forget we will determine the next Tag Team contenders and they will get their shot NEXT WEEK!
BR: Newcomer Kate will face the demented Sam Hyde as well as a few other star matches.
MH: Not to mention our main event which will see two thirds of The Three Kings get revenge on Black Adonis!
BR: And what about what we just saw!? Rocky vs Quin in a Lego match at Red Alert!
MH: That's gonna be damn brutal!
BR: Let's get right into it with a debuts match!
MH: Hold your horses Buddy, look at the ring! That's a set!
The scene starts in the ring, which is highly decorated and the fans are booing as they know what they are about to see, the ring has a beautiful golden chain in the inner left corner and the fans start booing even loud when longhorn hits the arena. The limo is parked near the stage and the fans have started throwing popcorn and trash cans at the limo. Fans are screaming hateful phrases and "DIE ROCKY DIE". Stan comes out and fans stop for a while and they start booing their lungs out when Rocky Hollywood comes out and does his signature choking step. The fans boo this and throw some pop corns on perhaps the most hated wrestler in the history of AWS but he moves aside and it hits Stan, Rocky finally enters the ring with a smirk on his face, he moves towards the inner left corner and picks up that gold chain takes up the mic.
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: Hey dumbasses!!! Tonight, you bitches are going to see the return of the greatest talk show in the history of sports entertainment, tonight you will see the return of money talks!
*crowd is booing their lungs out*
ROCKY: I have lost my matches in the past two weeks but let me tell you something its all part of the game. I am not the same Rocky Hollywood who arrived here a few months back. I have evolved and I understand the politics and political games played by the management. You see, I am a noble man and what I did to Quinlan Quail was for his good. I saved Quinlan's life. He lost his weight and he lost his mental retardation and I am really happy to take the responsibility for his maturity and his weight loss. You see Quinlan Quail doesn't deserve that title, I deserve the Television title because I saved that mammoth. He should thank me for each breath he takes after I choked him.
*ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE*
ROCKY: OOOOOHHHHH QUINLAN, THEY ARE CALLING YOU OUT.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*
ROCKY: You aren't here to see a retard like Quinlan Quail you are here to see a superstar like Rocky Hollywood. Now you suck Mr. Troy's cock to make me fight you at Red Alert without your title even being on the line! Oh, that's probably because you won't be champion after tonight! Now, tonight my guest is going to be the big fat retard named Quinlan Quail our new Television champion. We don't have online Quinlan, bring your ass out to this ring.
“Ready For the Floor” by Hot Chip plays and Quinlan walks out onto the stage. He’s got a microphone in his hand.
QUINLAN QUAIL: Rocky, you have no idea what you’re talking about. These people are here exactly to see a retard like me. You wanna talk about how what you did was good for me? You want to call yourself noble, and say that you saved my life? You’re delusional. You’re stupider than I was when I had ptsd. You can take responsibility for absolutely nothing. You killed me, that’s all you did. It wasn’t like you were there removing the fat from my body and getting my heart to start again. You killed me. That’s it. Nothing else.
ROCKY: Ohh Quin!!! I didn't kill you, I just reduced 350 pounds from your tank like body to make you look like a human. Quin you are a disgrace, you killed your mom at your birth, you drove your father to suicide and you were responsible for your brother's depression, I know it because I can feel their pain. I can sense their souls around us.
*Rocky picks up a feather*
ROCKY: See Quin its your mother, she is saying hello to you but she is crying because she wasn't there to help you when you needed her, she was resting on grave.
*Rocky looks at the feather*
ROCKY: It wasn't your fault Mrs. Quail, no woman can give birth to a raw bull.
*Fans are booing heavily and Quin has a tear in his eye but he has anger on his face, like he wants to destroy Rocky.*
ROCKY: Don't blame on me Quinlan, that's a truth and see your brother's ghost is standing right behind you, hello Mr. Potato.
Quinlan and Rocky stand off against each other in the middle of the ring. Quinlan pushes Rocky and Rocky swings at Quinlan and Quinlan ducks underneath it, rolling out of the ring. Rocky stands in the middle of the ring, fuming.
QUINLAN: Rocky... You wanna claim that you did me a huge favor. That you helped me so much in my life by killing me, because that got rid of a huge chunk of fat on my body, and you take credit for getting rid of my ptsd. Well, I NEVER asked for that. You took it upon yourself to choke me out, and I had to get emergency liposuction. After that, you pissed on me. Well... I was trying to figure out what exactly would be worse than piss... and... I’ve got a little present for you. Look up, Rocky.
Rocky has a confused look on his face, and looks up. From above the ring, a hose lowers, and starts to spray what looks like goopy sludge all over Rocky.
BR: Oh my god!
MH: That can’t be what I think it is.
BR: I think it is. Quinlan is spraying the lipo-sucked fat all over Rocky Hollywood!
MH: This is assault! Arrest that fat bastard!
QUINLAN: If you thought that being pissed on was bad...
Rocky yells and some of the fat gets into his mouth. He spits it out and starts to move but he slips and falls in the fat. It’s covering his entire body now. Quinlan rolls into the ring and grabs Rocky around the throat.
BR: CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! Clash of the Gummi Bear right in the fat! Oh this is so disgusting.
Quinlan grabs some handfuls of the fat and rubs it over Rocky’s face.
MH: This fat fuck is getting Rocky back for sure.
Quinlan smiles and picks up his Television title as he leaves the ring, letting Rocky stay covered in the lipo-sucked fat.
BR: Good lord. God thing we keep extra ring mat covers for blood issues. We've uh... we've got to take a break to get this lard... literally lard... out of here.
MH: We will be back after this extended commercial break guys... stay tuned for two hot new prospects in Caine Adams and Trenton York!
The camera fades to commercial...
BUDDY ROBERTS: Welcome to West Virginia for AWS Ascension LIVE!
MICHAEL HEENAN: It's hard to believe but we are just a few weeks away from Red Alert!
BR: We have a lot of hot action tonight. Johnny Anomaly gets to cash in his #1 contendership against Quin.
MH: Let's not forget we will determine the next Tag Team contenders and they will get their shot NEXT WEEK!
BR: Newcomer Kate will face the demented Sam Hyde as well as a few other star matches.
MH: Not to mention our main event which will see two thirds of The Three Kings get revenge on Black Adonis!
BR: And what about what we just saw!? Rocky vs Quin in a Lego match at Red Alert!
MH: That's gonna be damn brutal!
BR: Let's get right into it with a debuts match!
MH: Hold your horses Buddy, look at the ring! That's a set!
The scene starts in the ring, which is highly decorated and the fans are booing as they know what they are about to see, the ring has a beautiful golden chain in the inner left corner and the fans start booing even loud when longhorn hits the arena. The limo is parked near the stage and the fans have started throwing popcorn and trash cans at the limo. Fans are screaming hateful phrases and "DIE ROCKY DIE". Stan comes out and fans stop for a while and they start booing their lungs out when Rocky Hollywood comes out and does his signature choking step. The fans boo this and throw some pop corns on perhaps the most hated wrestler in the history of AWS but he moves aside and it hits Stan, Rocky finally enters the ring with a smirk on his face, he moves towards the inner left corner and picks up that gold chain takes up the mic.
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: Hey dumbasses!!! Tonight, you bitches are going to see the return of the greatest talk show in the history of sports entertainment, tonight you will see the return of money talks!
*crowd is booing their lungs out*
ROCKY: I have lost my matches in the past two weeks but let me tell you something its all part of the game. I am not the same Rocky Hollywood who arrived here a few months back. I have evolved and I understand the politics and political games played by the management. You see, I am a noble man and what I did to Quinlan Quail was for his good. I saved Quinlan's life. He lost his weight and he lost his mental retardation and I am really happy to take the responsibility for his maturity and his weight loss. You see Quinlan Quail doesn't deserve that title, I deserve the Television title because I saved that mammoth. He should thank me for each breath he takes after I choked him.
*ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE*
ROCKY: OOOOOHHHHH QUINLAN, THEY ARE CALLING YOU OUT.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*
ROCKY: You aren't here to see a retard like Quinlan Quail you are here to see a superstar like Rocky Hollywood. Now you suck Mr. Troy's cock to make me fight you at Red Alert without your title even being on the line! Oh, that's probably because you won't be champion after tonight! Now, tonight my guest is going to be the big fat retard named Quinlan Quail our new Television champion. We don't have online Quinlan, bring your ass out to this ring.
“Ready For the Floor” by Hot Chip plays and Quinlan walks out onto the stage. He’s got a microphone in his hand.
QUINLAN QUAIL: Rocky, you have no idea what you’re talking about. These people are here exactly to see a retard like me. You wanna talk about how what you did was good for me? You want to call yourself noble, and say that you saved my life? You’re delusional. You’re stupider than I was when I had ptsd. You can take responsibility for absolutely nothing. You killed me, that’s all you did. It wasn’t like you were there removing the fat from my body and getting my heart to start again. You killed me. That’s it. Nothing else.
ROCKY: Ohh Quin!!! I didn't kill you, I just reduced 350 pounds from your tank like body to make you look like a human. Quin you are a disgrace, you killed your mom at your birth, you drove your father to suicide and you were responsible for your brother's depression, I know it because I can feel their pain. I can sense their souls around us.
*Rocky picks up a feather*
ROCKY: See Quin its your mother, she is saying hello to you but she is crying because she wasn't there to help you when you needed her, she was resting on grave.
*Rocky looks at the feather*
ROCKY: It wasn't your fault Mrs. Quail, no woman can give birth to a raw bull.
*Fans are booing heavily and Quin has a tear in his eye but he has anger on his face, like he wants to destroy Rocky.*
ROCKY: Don't blame on me Quinlan, that's a truth and see your brother's ghost is standing right behind you, hello Mr. Potato.
Quinlan and Rocky stand off against each other in the middle of the ring. Quinlan pushes Rocky and Rocky swings at Quinlan and Quinlan ducks underneath it, rolling out of the ring. Rocky stands in the middle of the ring, fuming.
QUINLAN: Rocky... You wanna claim that you did me a huge favor. That you helped me so much in my life by killing me, because that got rid of a huge chunk of fat on my body, and you take credit for getting rid of my ptsd. Well, I NEVER asked for that. You took it upon yourself to choke me out, and I had to get emergency liposuction. After that, you pissed on me. Well... I was trying to figure out what exactly would be worse than piss... and... I’ve got a little present for you. Look up, Rocky.
Rocky has a confused look on his face, and looks up. From above the ring, a hose lowers, and starts to spray what looks like goopy sludge all over Rocky.
BR: Oh my god!
MH: That can’t be what I think it is.
BR: I think it is. Quinlan is spraying the lipo-sucked fat all over Rocky Hollywood!
MH: This is assault! Arrest that fat bastard!
QUINLAN: If you thought that being pissed on was bad...
Rocky yells and some of the fat gets into his mouth. He spits it out and starts to move but he slips and falls in the fat. It’s covering his entire body now. Quinlan rolls into the ring and grabs Rocky around the throat.
BR: CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! Clash of the Gummi Bear right in the fat! Oh this is so disgusting.
Quinlan grabs some handfuls of the fat and rubs it over Rocky’s face.
MH: This fat fuck is getting Rocky back for sure.
Quinlan smiles and picks up his Television title as he leaves the ring, letting Rocky stay covered in the lipo-sucked fat.
BR: Good lord. God thing we keep extra ring mat covers for blood issues. We've uh... we've got to take a break to get this lard... literally lard... out of here.
MH: We will be back after this extended commercial break guys... stay tuned for two hot new prospects in Caine Adams and Trenton York!
The camera fades to commercial...
CAINE ADAMS VS TRENTON YORK
DEBUTS MATCH
"Check...check"
"Check...check"
"Check out my melody"
The sold out arena escapes to darkness as the opening chords of "My Way" by Limp Bizkit begins to play through the speakers. The crowd rises to it's feet as lights begin to flash on the stage. After a few seconds, Caine Adams comes out through the curtain warming up a little. Follows him, his manager and love Elena Edwards. As the song picks up, he heads towards the ring with a determined look on his face. As the hook of the song arrives, he slides into the ring and throws his arms up. He goes to the turnbuckle and poses again as the lights go back to normal. Elena claps as Caine waits in the corner.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, making his AWS debut, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 239 pounds... CAINE ADAMS
BR: Here comes Caine Adams who has been making his presence known on the Twitter.
MH: It's Twitter... not "the Twitter" you old coot.
BR: Both of these young men have loads of potential.
As "Can You Feel My Heart" by Bring Me The Horizon began to play the lights in the arena began to flicker between black and purple as the crowd begins to cheer for the dark soul known as Trenton York as York came slowly walking out on the stage with his blonde hair in front of his eyes as he wore a black leather jacket over his his black ring pants. York posed at the top of the stage extending his arms and looking up to the sky before continuing down the ramp and towards the ring. Trenton slowly creeped up the ring and into the ring as he wears a dark confident smirk on his face.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, making his AWS debut, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 242 pounds... TRENTON YORK!
BR: Here comes Trenton York. I wonder how deep his psychological problems go.
The bell rings as the two stare at one another from across the ring. Trenton works the crowd a bit as Caine smirks and shakes his head a bit. Trenton throws a right at Caine, but Caine blocks and and reverses with a series of elbow strikes and nails a huge stalling suplex.
MH: Deep impact.
Trenton is obviously caught off guard and is holding his back as he climbs to his feet. Caine runs and hits a scissor kick on Trenton which causes him to fly and bounce off the ropes. Caine nails a jumping DDT on Trenton.
BR: Caine is handling York quite well so far.
MH: This guy is flat out impressive!
Caine lifts Trenton off the ground and hoists him on top of his shoulders. CURSEBREAKER!
BR: Fireman's carry into a double knee gutbuster!
MH: Caine covers!
One...
Two...
KICKOUT!
BR: Not enough!
Trenton kips up! Trenton does a spin kick but Caine ducks. Trenton swings, but Caine ducks! Uppercut by Caine. Caine puts Trenton in a torture rack and starts to run... THE MURDER SCENE!
MH: Running torture rack death valley driver!
BR: He hooks the leg!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... CAINE ADAMS!
"Check...check"
"Check out my melody"
The sold out arena escapes to darkness as the opening chords of "My Way" by Limp Bizkit begins to play through the speakers. The crowd rises to it's feet as lights begin to flash on the stage. After a few seconds, Caine Adams comes out through the curtain warming up a little. Follows him, his manager and love Elena Edwards. As the song picks up, he heads towards the ring with a determined look on his face. As the hook of the song arrives, he slides into the ring and throws his arms up. He goes to the turnbuckle and poses again as the lights go back to normal. Elena claps as Caine waits in the corner.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, making his AWS debut, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 239 pounds... CAINE ADAMS
BR: Here comes Caine Adams who has been making his presence known on the Twitter.
MH: It's Twitter... not "the Twitter" you old coot.
BR: Both of these young men have loads of potential.
As "Can You Feel My Heart" by Bring Me The Horizon began to play the lights in the arena began to flicker between black and purple as the crowd begins to cheer for the dark soul known as Trenton York as York came slowly walking out on the stage with his blonde hair in front of his eyes as he wore a black leather jacket over his his black ring pants. York posed at the top of the stage extending his arms and looking up to the sky before continuing down the ramp and towards the ring. Trenton slowly creeped up the ring and into the ring as he wears a dark confident smirk on his face.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, making his AWS debut, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 242 pounds... TRENTON YORK!
BR: Here comes Trenton York. I wonder how deep his psychological problems go.
The bell rings as the two stare at one another from across the ring. Trenton works the crowd a bit as Caine smirks and shakes his head a bit. Trenton throws a right at Caine, but Caine blocks and and reverses with a series of elbow strikes and nails a huge stalling suplex.
MH: Deep impact.
Trenton is obviously caught off guard and is holding his back as he climbs to his feet. Caine runs and hits a scissor kick on Trenton which causes him to fly and bounce off the ropes. Caine nails a jumping DDT on Trenton.
BR: Caine is handling York quite well so far.
MH: This guy is flat out impressive!
Caine lifts Trenton off the ground and hoists him on top of his shoulders. CURSEBREAKER!
BR: Fireman's carry into a double knee gutbuster!
MH: Caine covers!
One...
Two...
KICKOUT!
BR: Not enough!
Trenton kips up! Trenton does a spin kick but Caine ducks. Trenton swings, but Caine ducks! Uppercut by Caine. Caine puts Trenton in a torture rack and starts to run... THE MURDER SCENE!
MH: Running torture rack death valley driver!
BR: He hooks the leg!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... CAINE ADAMS!
WINNER: CAINE ADAMS
BR: Wow! Dominant win here by Caine! This guy has the "it" factor.
MH: Trenton better start putting forth some effort if he wants to be successful here.
As Caine celebrates he walks backstage, triumphant in victory and he runs into Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele in the hallway as he proceeds to his locker room. Rory and Steele give Caine a dirty look and Adams returns the favor. There's a brief pause and moment of tension before Caine continues on by the Hardcore and Intercontinental champs...
MH: Glad to see the new guy is making friends on his first day.
BR: He keeps putting on displays like he did against Trenton York, then he'll be making more noise.
MH: I'm sure he won't appreciate Steele's drinking.
Down the hall we hear Rocky Hollywood cursing up a storm. The camera swings over to see Rocky Hollywood. Still covered in Quin's lard storming down the hallway. He is met by GM Alistair Mason.
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: Hey! This is bullshit! I'm gonna sue Apex!
ALISTAIR MASON: What? Whoa whoa now.
ROCKY: Whoa nothing! This is medical waste from a surgery! This is a biohazard!
ALISTAIR MASON: Listen Rocky. I dig your style. You know that. I can't stop the old dude from putting you in a match at Red Alert against that idiot Quinlan... but here is what I can do. IF Quinlan remains TV champion tonight, I will make the match at Red Alert a TV title match!
ROCKY: What if he loses tonight!?
ALISTAIR: I can't make your match against Quin at Red Alert a TV title match if he is no longer the champion... now can I?
Alistair winks at Rocky. Rocky smirks and heads to the showers.
MH: I love our GM!
BR: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! If Quin survives the night as TV champion, his title will be on the line against the man who killed hm at Red Alert!
MH: Rocky deserves it!
BR: We will be back after these messages from our glorious overlord sponsors!
The camera fades to commercial...
MH: Trenton better start putting forth some effort if he wants to be successful here.
As Caine celebrates he walks backstage, triumphant in victory and he runs into Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele in the hallway as he proceeds to his locker room. Rory and Steele give Caine a dirty look and Adams returns the favor. There's a brief pause and moment of tension before Caine continues on by the Hardcore and Intercontinental champs...
MH: Glad to see the new guy is making friends on his first day.
BR: He keeps putting on displays like he did against Trenton York, then he'll be making more noise.
MH: I'm sure he won't appreciate Steele's drinking.
Down the hall we hear Rocky Hollywood cursing up a storm. The camera swings over to see Rocky Hollywood. Still covered in Quin's lard storming down the hallway. He is met by GM Alistair Mason.
ROCKY HOLLYWOOD: Hey! This is bullshit! I'm gonna sue Apex!
ALISTAIR MASON: What? Whoa whoa now.
ROCKY: Whoa nothing! This is medical waste from a surgery! This is a biohazard!
ALISTAIR MASON: Listen Rocky. I dig your style. You know that. I can't stop the old dude from putting you in a match at Red Alert against that idiot Quinlan... but here is what I can do. IF Quinlan remains TV champion tonight, I will make the match at Red Alert a TV title match!
ROCKY: What if he loses tonight!?
ALISTAIR: I can't make your match against Quin at Red Alert a TV title match if he is no longer the champion... now can I?
Alistair winks at Rocky. Rocky smirks and heads to the showers.
MH: I love our GM!
BR: HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! If Quin survives the night as TV champion, his title will be on the line against the man who killed hm at Red Alert!
MH: Rocky deserves it!
BR: We will be back after these messages from our glorious overlord sponsors!
The camera fades to commercial...
SCORCH & MEGATON VS ROCKSTAR OWN YOUNG & HEX VS REALITY CHECK
ELIMINATION TAG TEAM MATCH
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERS MATCH
Megaton comes out first, though no music plays. Instead all is quite as the extremely large man stands on the stage, a single spot-light shines down on him. Slowly he brings a microphone to his lips.
"The master of flame,
A man filled with sin
the keeper of the monster
opponents run in fear
The god of the ring.
Inferior beings, watch in awe.
My brother, lacking flaw.
Fear the burn lit like a torch.
I present to you the immortal Scorch."
Scorch's music hits and he walks out onto the entrance ramp as fire erupts from all around the stage. With a nod to his monster of a brother the duo slowly and confidently walk to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a three team elimination match to determine the #1 contendership for the Tag Team championship! Introducing first, making their AWS debut, hailing from Somewhere You Don't Want To Go, weighing in at a combined weight of 686 pounds... SCORCH & MEGATON!
BR: Here come Scorch & Megaton who made a big impact before they even had a match!
MH: That's what happens when you decimate three people your first time on screen.
BR: Tonight will be their official debut and what a debut it would be to become #1 contenders for the Tag titles!
"Get Jinxed" hits over the sound system and Hex skips out onto the stage with her hands behind her back and an innocent looking smile on her face. She skips around in circles on the stage, looking over all of the in the crowd. Once the music hits the chorus she stops skipping and her smile turns to a sick and twisted grin. That grin stays on her face as she skips down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She skips in circles in the ring as she awaits her opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 165 pounds... HEX!!!
BR: Here comes Hex! I don't think she's cut out for the AWS. Her spunk hasn't translated into an ability to step up.
Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World" by Steel Panther hits over the speakers and the diminutive dynamite Rockstar Owen Young steps out onto the stage amid fireworks. Owen Young's entrance is be fitting to that of a rock star. Strutting down toward the ring, blowing kisses to the fans and occasionally playing some air guitar, loud fireworks popping off all over the place as he does so.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her partner, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 180 pounds... ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG!!!
BR: Here comes Rockstar Owen Young!
MH: This guy is kind of funky. I like his style!
THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Out of nowhere, Queen's "The Show Must Go On" hits the speakers. Ross Raines makes his way out onto the stage, accompanied a moment later by Jessica Jet. He's a picture of focus, bouncing around and warming up as he stares down to the ring. Jessica is trash talking her entire way down the ramp. The two of them head to the ring, walking up the stairs. Ross climbs the turnbuckle, perching himself on top and closing his eyes to soak up the cheers of the fans. Jessica stays on the apron and poses for fan photos below him, the two of them lit by a spotlight and the flashing lights of cameras. They head inside and wait for the bell.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 384 pounds... ROSS RAINES AND JESSICA JET... REALITY CHECK!!!
BR: Here comes Reality Check! They have had a mixed bag of success here. Ross impresses me more than Jessica. Ross has a real chance if he can grow in skill.
MH: Jessica is the real star! Don't be a fool!
The bell sounds as Ross starts with Owen Young.
BR: Three teams, two legal at once. You can tag in your own team mate OR the team that is sitting out. Standard rules and the last team not eliminated becomes #1 contenders!
MH: Here we go!
The two men circle the ring. After a full loop, Jessica leans in and slaps the back of Ross and tags herself in.
BR: Jessica tags herself in! Now Ross is at ringside!
MH: I think she wants to tease Owen some more!
Jessica struts over to Owen again and touches her hair flirtatiously.
BR: He isn't going to fall for this ruse again is he?
Owen smirks as he turns around and smacks the chest of Megaton and runs away! Megaton smiles and steps over the top rope.
MH: Oh god!
Jessica takes a few steps back but before she can turn and run Megaton storms across the ring and grabs Jessica by the head. Ross leans in as far as he can and tries to tag Jessica but Megaton pulls her away.
BR: This.... isn't.... good.
Jessica gets hoisted high up in the air and dropped with PURE STRENGTH!
MH: Military press slam!
Megaton cracks his neck. Ross looks on in terror at the huge man lurking over the tiny woman.
BR: Not only is Jessica a rookie, but she certainly appears to be doing Apex for the money and fame, I don't think she is prepared for this!
Megaton picks up Jessica and whips her into the ropes. On the return he picks her up and nails POETRY IN MOTION!
MH: Black Hole Slam! He calls that Poetry In Motion!
Megaton covers Jessica.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Reality Check has been eliminated!
BR: Wow!
Ross slumps his head and hops down. Megaton is smirking at Ross as he grabs the arms of Jessica from outside and pulls her out of the ring. They begin to head out.
MH: Reality check is gone! Who's going to take on Megaton!?
Before Owen Young can step in Hex jumps over the top rope. She charges and slashes at the face of Megaton who pushes her away. Scorch tells Megaton to come over and Megaton complies. Scorch tags himself in on Megaton.
BR: Here comes Scorch!
Hex charges towards Scorch but runs into a standing DDT. Scorch picks up Hex and clubs her in the head several times. A short arm Clothesline sends Hex reeling into her own corner. Owen tags himself in on Hex.
MH: A lot of involuntary tags tonight!
Owen steps into the ring and peacocks around the ring acting like he has the whole match in the bag.
BR: This guy...
Owen taunts Scorch. Scorch charges but Owen slides out of the way and kips up. Owen hits a spinning wheel kick on Scorch. Scorch reels backwards. Owen hits a kick to the gut and hits a spinning neck breaker on Scorch.
MH: Owen doing well right now!
Owen hits a standing leg drop on Scorch and tries to lock in a sleeper hold, but Scorch gets to the ropes forcing the break. Scorch hits a superkick on Owen sending him reeling. Scorch charges for a cross body but Owen, being so short, ducks and causes Scorch to miss. Owen hits another big dropkick square to the jaw of Scorch.
BR: Scorch goes down!
Rockstar Owen leaps and bounces off the second rope... THE LIONSAULT!
MH: He nails the Lionsault on Scorch!
BR: Owen hook both legs!
One...
Two...
TH-KICKOUT!
MH: Scorch kicks out!
Owen rolls away and lifts Scorch off the ground. Scorch stomps the toe of Owen and elbows him in the face. SHOVEL KICK!
BR: What a Pele Kick!
MH: Shovel Kick right to the skull of Owen!
Scorch covers Owen!
One...
Two...
KICKOUT!
Both men get up and Scorch tags in Hex who is biting her lip looking for more.
BR: Rockstar needed the tag but I think Hex likes pain a bit too much!
Hex leaps on the shoulders of Scorch looking for a hurricanrana, but Scorch catches her! Sit out powerbomb!
MH: Ouch!
Scorch stomps Hex over and over. Scorch picks up Hex and whips her into the ropes and nails a vicious elbow to the face on the way back.
BR: God damn!
Scorch bounces off the ropes and nails a SKO on Hex!
MH: Running STO!
Hex is groggy as Scorch picks her up and nails a SINZIGUIRI!
BR: Wow! He calls that a Sinziguiri.
MH: Spinning roundhouse kick!
Scorch gets ready to pin Hex.... but stops and stands up.
BR: What is he doing!?
Scorch tags in Megaton and whispers something in his ear. Megaton enters as Scorch leaves. Megaton picks up Hex with one arm and chokeslams her down to the mat. Megaton picks up Hex and whips her into the ropes and nails a POETRY IN MOTION on the return!
MH: Another Black Hole Slam!
BR: Good lord! Just end it already!
Scorch is laughing on the outside as Megaton hoists the lifeless Hex up again. Owen has his hands on his head unsure what to do. Megaton grabs ahold of Hex and hits a DEAD END!
MH: Swinging fall forward side slam!
BR: My god!
Megaton goes for a pin but Scorch calls for him.
MH: Oh come on already!
Megaton walks over and tags in Scorch, before he can leave the ring Rockstar Owen Young leaps on the top rope and goes for a missile dropkick on the pair! But no! Megaton grabs him by the feet and slams him to the ground.
BR: Rockstar is trying his best!
As Scorch slowly walks over to Hex Megaton lifts up Rockstar and nails a DEAD END on Rockstar and steps out of the ring.
MH: Another Dead End!
Scorch picks up Hex face to face and knees her in the gut to crouch her over. Scorch places her head in between his thighs and hooks her arms as if her were going for a Poverty Call, but instead, with her arms still hooked, wrenches his arms behind his back locking his arms together! He has the AFTERBURN locked in!
BR: My god the AfterBurn! Look at the pressure on her shoulders, back, neck, spine & head!
MH: Hex was out before the move was even locked in!
The referee checks on Hex and immediately calls for the bell!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here are your winners and new #1 contenders for the Tag Team titles... SCORCH & MEGATON!
"The master of flame,
A man filled with sin
the keeper of the monster
opponents run in fear
The god of the ring.
Inferior beings, watch in awe.
My brother, lacking flaw.
Fear the burn lit like a torch.
I present to you the immortal Scorch."
Scorch's music hits and he walks out onto the entrance ramp as fire erupts from all around the stage. With a nod to his monster of a brother the duo slowly and confidently walk to the ring.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is a three team elimination match to determine the #1 contendership for the Tag Team championship! Introducing first, making their AWS debut, hailing from Somewhere You Don't Want To Go, weighing in at a combined weight of 686 pounds... SCORCH & MEGATON!
BR: Here come Scorch & Megaton who made a big impact before they even had a match!
MH: That's what happens when you decimate three people your first time on screen.
BR: Tonight will be their official debut and what a debut it would be to become #1 contenders for the Tag titles!
"Get Jinxed" hits over the sound system and Hex skips out onto the stage with her hands behind her back and an innocent looking smile on her face. She skips around in circles on the stage, looking over all of the in the crowd. Once the music hits the chorus she stops skipping and her smile turns to a sick and twisted grin. That grin stays on her face as she skips down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She skips in circles in the ring as she awaits her opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, from Boston, Massachusetts, weighing in at 165 pounds... HEX!!!
BR: Here comes Hex! I don't think she's cut out for the AWS. Her spunk hasn't translated into an ability to step up.
Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World" by Steel Panther hits over the speakers and the diminutive dynamite Rockstar Owen Young steps out onto the stage amid fireworks. Owen Young's entrance is be fitting to that of a rock star. Strutting down toward the ring, blowing kisses to the fans and occasionally playing some air guitar, loud fireworks popping off all over the place as he does so.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her partner, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 180 pounds... ROCKSTAR OWEN YOUNG!!!
BR: Here comes Rockstar Owen Young!
MH: This guy is kind of funky. I like his style!
THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Out of nowhere, Queen's "The Show Must Go On" hits the speakers. Ross Raines makes his way out onto the stage, accompanied a moment later by Jessica Jet. He's a picture of focus, bouncing around and warming up as he stares down to the ring. Jessica is trash talking her entire way down the ramp. The two of them head to the ring, walking up the stairs. Ross climbs the turnbuckle, perching himself on top and closing his eyes to soak up the cheers of the fans. Jessica stays on the apron and poses for fan photos below him, the two of them lit by a spotlight and the flashing lights of cameras. They head inside and wait for the bell.
RING ANNOUNCER: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 384 pounds... ROSS RAINES AND JESSICA JET... REALITY CHECK!!!
BR: Here comes Reality Check! They have had a mixed bag of success here. Ross impresses me more than Jessica. Ross has a real chance if he can grow in skill.
MH: Jessica is the real star! Don't be a fool!
The bell sounds as Ross starts with Owen Young.
BR: Three teams, two legal at once. You can tag in your own team mate OR the team that is sitting out. Standard rules and the last team not eliminated becomes #1 contenders!
MH: Here we go!
The two men circle the ring. After a full loop, Jessica leans in and slaps the back of Ross and tags herself in.
BR: Jessica tags herself in! Now Ross is at ringside!
MH: I think she wants to tease Owen some more!
Jessica struts over to Owen again and touches her hair flirtatiously.
BR: He isn't going to fall for this ruse again is he?
Owen smirks as he turns around and smacks the chest of Megaton and runs away! Megaton smiles and steps over the top rope.
MH: Oh god!
Jessica takes a few steps back but before she can turn and run Megaton storms across the ring and grabs Jessica by the head. Ross leans in as far as he can and tries to tag Jessica but Megaton pulls her away.
BR: This.... isn't.... good.
Jessica gets hoisted high up in the air and dropped with PURE STRENGTH!
MH: Military press slam!
Megaton cracks his neck. Ross looks on in terror at the huge man lurking over the tiny woman.
BR: Not only is Jessica a rookie, but she certainly appears to be doing Apex for the money and fame, I don't think she is prepared for this!
Megaton picks up Jessica and whips her into the ropes. On the return he picks her up and nails POETRY IN MOTION!
MH: Black Hole Slam! He calls that Poetry In Motion!
Megaton covers Jessica.
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Reality Check has been eliminated!
BR: Wow!
Ross slumps his head and hops down. Megaton is smirking at Ross as he grabs the arms of Jessica from outside and pulls her out of the ring. They begin to head out.
MH: Reality check is gone! Who's going to take on Megaton!?
Before Owen Young can step in Hex jumps over the top rope. She charges and slashes at the face of Megaton who pushes her away. Scorch tells Megaton to come over and Megaton complies. Scorch tags himself in on Megaton.
BR: Here comes Scorch!
Hex charges towards Scorch but runs into a standing DDT. Scorch picks up Hex and clubs her in the head several times. A short arm Clothesline sends Hex reeling into her own corner. Owen tags himself in on Hex.
MH: A lot of involuntary tags tonight!
Owen steps into the ring and peacocks around the ring acting like he has the whole match in the bag.
BR: This guy...
Owen taunts Scorch. Scorch charges but Owen slides out of the way and kips up. Owen hits a spinning wheel kick on Scorch. Scorch reels backwards. Owen hits a kick to the gut and hits a spinning neck breaker on Scorch.
MH: Owen doing well right now!
Owen hits a standing leg drop on Scorch and tries to lock in a sleeper hold, but Scorch gets to the ropes forcing the break. Scorch hits a superkick on Owen sending him reeling. Scorch charges for a cross body but Owen, being so short, ducks and causes Scorch to miss. Owen hits another big dropkick square to the jaw of Scorch.
BR: Scorch goes down!
Rockstar Owen leaps and bounces off the second rope... THE LIONSAULT!
MH: He nails the Lionsault on Scorch!
BR: Owen hook both legs!
One...
Two...
TH-KICKOUT!
MH: Scorch kicks out!
Owen rolls away and lifts Scorch off the ground. Scorch stomps the toe of Owen and elbows him in the face. SHOVEL KICK!
BR: What a Pele Kick!
MH: Shovel Kick right to the skull of Owen!
Scorch covers Owen!
One...
Two...
KICKOUT!
Both men get up and Scorch tags in Hex who is biting her lip looking for more.
BR: Rockstar needed the tag but I think Hex likes pain a bit too much!
Hex leaps on the shoulders of Scorch looking for a hurricanrana, but Scorch catches her! Sit out powerbomb!
MH: Ouch!
Scorch stomps Hex over and over. Scorch picks up Hex and whips her into the ropes and nails a vicious elbow to the face on the way back.
BR: God damn!
Scorch bounces off the ropes and nails a SKO on Hex!
MH: Running STO!
Hex is groggy as Scorch picks her up and nails a SINZIGUIRI!
BR: Wow! He calls that a Sinziguiri.
MH: Spinning roundhouse kick!
Scorch gets ready to pin Hex.... but stops and stands up.
BR: What is he doing!?
Scorch tags in Megaton and whispers something in his ear. Megaton enters as Scorch leaves. Megaton picks up Hex with one arm and chokeslams her down to the mat. Megaton picks up Hex and whips her into the ropes and nails a POETRY IN MOTION on the return!
MH: Another Black Hole Slam!
BR: Good lord! Just end it already!
Scorch is laughing on the outside as Megaton hoists the lifeless Hex up again. Owen has his hands on his head unsure what to do. Megaton grabs ahold of Hex and hits a DEAD END!
MH: Swinging fall forward side slam!
BR: My god!
Megaton goes for a pin but Scorch calls for him.
MH: Oh come on already!
Megaton walks over and tags in Scorch, before he can leave the ring Rockstar Owen Young leaps on the top rope and goes for a missile dropkick on the pair! But no! Megaton grabs him by the feet and slams him to the ground.
BR: Rockstar is trying his best!
As Scorch slowly walks over to Hex Megaton lifts up Rockstar and nails a DEAD END on Rockstar and steps out of the ring.
MH: Another Dead End!
Scorch picks up Hex face to face and knees her in the gut to crouch her over. Scorch places her head in between his thighs and hooks her arms as if her were going for a Poverty Call, but instead, with her arms still hooked, wrenches his arms behind his back locking his arms together! He has the AFTERBURN locked in!
BR: My god the AfterBurn! Look at the pressure on her shoulders, back, neck, spine & head!
MH: Hex was out before the move was even locked in!
The referee checks on Hex and immediately calls for the bell!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here are your winners and new #1 contenders for the Tag Team titles... SCORCH & MEGATON!
WINNERS: SCORCH & MEGATON (#1 CONTENDERS FOR TAG TEAM TITLES)
BR: My god, he's not letting up!
The referee demands that Scorch let go and begins to count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Scorch lets up and makes his way out with Megaton.
MH: That was outright Brutal. Watch out Black Adonis!
BR: The referee was counting because he has the right to reverse the decision in a case like that!
The scene switches to Cali-Kate skipping down a backstage hallway. She's holding a large bag behind her. She has a slight smile on her face as she comes up to Quinlan Quail. She stops next to him and simply looks at him for a little bit. When he looks down at her, she pinches his cheek, like a grandmother to a child. She skips off once again and a little further down the hall and sees Scorch and Megaton. She only pauses a little before taking to the opposite wall and continuing on. Finally, she comes up to Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele.
JOESPH STEELE: Do fries come with that shake?!?
Rory and Steele both laugh at the joke, but Kate just twitches her lips at them.
CALI-KATE: I don't get it.
RORY BLAZE: No shit. You wouldn't get Wheel of Fortune if it wasn't spelled out for you.
CALI-KATE: Oh. Oh, feel the heartbreak.
RORY: What the fuck do you want?
CALI-KATE: Look, I'm not trying to get involved in whatever you got going with the Anarchy. I just want to have my match with Hyde and be done with it. Could you just keep away from the ring for that time?
JOEY: Ha-ha-ha. No.
CALI-KATE: I didn't think so. So I brought a peace offering...
She pulls out a twelve pack of beer from her bag. She waves it in front of Steele a little who greedily grabs at it, but she snatches it away.
CALI-KATE: ...and you can have it if you promise not to come out during the match.
JOEY: Yea, y ea. Sure whatever. Give it here.
Kate hands the twelve pack over and Steele takes off, laughing. Rory cocks an eyebrow at Kate.
RORY: You know you aren't actually gonna buy anything with a piece of shit bribe like that.
CALI-KATE: Well, that's why I brought two.
She pulls out a second twelve pack from her bag, letting the bag fall to the floor, and breaks it open. She hands one can to Rory and takes one for herself. She opens up her can, but before she can take a drink, Steele's hand snatches it and the second twelve pack from her.
JOEY: You're too young to be drinkin' anyway.
Steele walks off one more time taking a swig from the open can with Rory bursting out in laughter. Kate looks as Joey walks away with confusion.
CALI-KATE: I'm 21. I'm... I'm 21. Hey!
Kate follows after Joey.
CALI-KATE: Wait a minute! I am 21. I am old enough. Hey, come back here!
Rory continues laughing until he looks to his side. He stops laughing almost immediately. The camera pans following Rory's eyes to find Rocky Hollywood, looking first at Rory, then down the hall that Joey and Kate went down.
The referee demands that Scorch let go and begins to count.
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Scorch lets up and makes his way out with Megaton.
MH: That was outright Brutal. Watch out Black Adonis!
BR: The referee was counting because he has the right to reverse the decision in a case like that!
The scene switches to Cali-Kate skipping down a backstage hallway. She's holding a large bag behind her. She has a slight smile on her face as she comes up to Quinlan Quail. She stops next to him and simply looks at him for a little bit. When he looks down at her, she pinches his cheek, like a grandmother to a child. She skips off once again and a little further down the hall and sees Scorch and Megaton. She only pauses a little before taking to the opposite wall and continuing on. Finally, she comes up to Rory Blaze and Joseph Steele.
JOESPH STEELE: Do fries come with that shake?!?
Rory and Steele both laugh at the joke, but Kate just twitches her lips at them.
CALI-KATE: I don't get it.
RORY BLAZE: No shit. You wouldn't get Wheel of Fortune if it wasn't spelled out for you.
CALI-KATE: Oh. Oh, feel the heartbreak.
RORY: What the fuck do you want?
CALI-KATE: Look, I'm not trying to get involved in whatever you got going with the Anarchy. I just want to have my match with Hyde and be done with it. Could you just keep away from the ring for that time?
JOEY: Ha-ha-ha. No.
CALI-KATE: I didn't think so. So I brought a peace offering...
She pulls out a twelve pack of beer from her bag. She waves it in front of Steele a little who greedily grabs at it, but she snatches it away.
CALI-KATE: ...and you can have it if you promise not to come out during the match.
JOEY: Yea, y ea. Sure whatever. Give it here.
Kate hands the twelve pack over and Steele takes off, laughing. Rory cocks an eyebrow at Kate.
RORY: You know you aren't actually gonna buy anything with a piece of shit bribe like that.
CALI-KATE: Well, that's why I brought two.
She pulls out a second twelve pack from her bag, letting the bag fall to the floor, and breaks it open. She hands one can to Rory and takes one for herself. She opens up her can, but before she can take a drink, Steele's hand snatches it and the second twelve pack from her.
JOEY: You're too young to be drinkin' anyway.
Steele walks off one more time taking a swig from the open can with Rory bursting out in laughter. Kate looks as Joey walks away with confusion.
CALI-KATE: I'm 21. I'm... I'm 21. Hey!
Kate follows after Joey.
CALI-KATE: Wait a minute! I am 21. I am old enough. Hey, come back here!
Rory continues laughing until he looks to his side. He stops laughing almost immediately. The camera pans following Rory's eyes to find Rocky Hollywood, looking first at Rory, then down the hall that Joey and Kate went down.
MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY VS JON ROCKS
SINGLES MATCH
Classic Music Dubstep by Vivaldi hits over the speakers and a horse drawn carriage enters the arena, Lemmings, Mycroft's butler, steps off of the riding area and opens the door, and Mycroft makes his way out of it to the boos of the audience. He smirks at them, knowing he is better. He walks to the ring with an air of pomp and circumstance about him.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is schedule for one fall, introducing first, hailing from London, England, weighing in at 250 pounds... MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY!!!
BR: This is a classic matchup of hot versus cold. Jon Rocks suffered back-to-back heartbreaking losses to Joseph Steele while Mycroft beat the man who might very well become the Television champion tonight, Johnny Anomaly.
MH: Not to mention Mycroft and Samuel Hyde have been trading wins back and forth like they're playing Go Fish.
"Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the speakers and the fans rise to their feet. Jon Rocks comes out to the ramp and looks excitedly out into the crowd as he stands at the very center of the top of the ramp. He points to a few members of the crowd and he tells them he's doing this for them all. He then makes his way very quickly to the ring and slides in.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Sunshine City, California, weighing in at 225 pounds, JON ROCKS!!!
MH: Can't wait for this one.
BR: And you just know that Jon Rocks is the ever optimist, so those losses do nothing but inspire him! You watch!
MH: I just want to see a good, clean, match.
BR: Did hell just freeze over?
MH: Shut up!
BR: And there's the bell, and this match is underway! Collar-and-elbow tie up to start things off, and Mycroft takes the advantage as he backs Jon Rocks into the ropes.
The ref calls for the separation and Mycroft obliges...but not before connecting with a knife edge chop to the chest of Jon!
MH: Thunderous chop!
The two lock up with a second collar-and-elbow tie up, and Jon slips around and behind Mycroft, but Mycroft elbow Jon in the side of the head, and Mycroft spins around and quickly tosses Jon win a German suplex! NO! Jon flips out of it and lands on his feet! Mycroft turns around... Enzuigiri kick!
BR: Rocks nails Mycroft with that kick to the jaw after an impressive counter out of that suplex!
MH: Most people thought this match would be a close one and it's got the makings of it early on.
Rocks grabs Mycroft with a front facelock and brings him over with a vertical suplex. Jon quickly picks MAC back up and sends him to the ropes, but MAC reverses it and sends Jon into the ropes, Jon on the return ducks under a Mycroft clothesline and hits the ropes again... Rocks with a Float Over DDT on the return!!!
BR: Jon with the first cover...
One...
Tw-KICKOUT
MH: Mycroft kicks out just before two.
BR: Jon with a snapmare, and he applies the rear chinlock here..
The referee checks on Mycroft, but he is already back to his feet. Rocks floats over in to a side headlock, and Mycroft shoves him off in to the ropes. Jon on the rebound, and Mycroft with a back body drop. Jon grabs his back in agony and Mycroft grabs him by the leg and boots him behind the knee. MAC delivers a second boot. Mycroft releases the leg and brings Jon back to his feet. Mycroft lifts Jon vertical... suplex of his own!
BR: And now Mycroft with a rear chinlock of his own now, and the ref is checking on the former Intercontinental champion!
MH: Now this is wrestling! Solid offenses, solid moves!
BR: Jon is back to his feet and he lifts Mycroft in the air, back suplex! Rocks makes the cover!
One...
Two..
BR: Mycroft kicks out after two!
Jon and Mycroft both get to their feet at the same time and Jon charges in... Mycroft tosses him across the ring with an arm drag! Rocks gets back to his feet quickly and charges in again... Mycroft with another arm drag take down. Mycroft gets to his his feet and quickly applies the rear chinlock on Jon.
MH: And again, Mycroft applies the rear chinlock!
BR: This of course is not meant as a submission. This move is used to slow down the pace of the match.
MH: Solid strategy as we've seen Jon Rocks involved in some great matches here. Even I have to admit that.
Jon fights back to his feet as Mycroft again floats over in to a side headlock. Jon tries shoving Mycroft off, but Mycroft won't have any of it! Rocks uses his strength and lifts MAC in the air...no! MAC blocks it! Mycroft swings his hips and sends Rocks back to the mat, still holding the side headlock!
MH: Great offense by Mycroft here! Very technical! He's keeping Rocks grounded while wearing him down!
BR: I agree. Tremendous strategy but you've got to think Jon Rocks is going to fight back... especially with the fans starting to get behind him.
The fans cheer Jon to his feet and he is finally getting back to his feet again, and this time he's able to shove Mycroft off in to the ropes. MAC on the return...and Rocks connects with a dropkick to the face!
BR: Now we're cooking with fire!
MH: As opposed to...
Rocks quickly continues the offense as he brings Mycroft back to his feet. Rocks with a snapmare, and a quick dropkick to the back of Mycroft! MAC slumps over and Jon peels him off of the mat... Jon grabs ahold of Mycroft and Irish whips him to the corner. Jon approaches Mycroft but Mycroft meets him a European Uppercut. Mycroft grabs Jon and quickly puts him into the corner followed by several straight knuckle jabs to the jaw. The referee admonishes MAC while the fans boo. MAC just smiles as he carefully lifts Jon to the top rope and follows him up...
MH: Oh god... is he going to get him over...
BR: Yes he is! Mycroft with a superplex, and he floats in to the cover!
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!!
BR: No! Jon with a shoulder up! Shoulder up!
MH: That took a lot out of both of them though. What an impact.
Both men stammer to their feet. Jon tried to wrap MAC up with an armlock but MAC escapes and nails a CASH OUT on Jon!
BR: Jumping reverse STO!
MH: MAC covers!
One...
Two....
THRE-KICKOUT!
After kicking out Jon gets up and nails a series of stiff kicks on MAC and follows up with an EVERLASTING SUNSHINE!
BR: He go it!
MH: He hooks the leg!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... JON ROCKS!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is schedule for one fall, introducing first, hailing from London, England, weighing in at 250 pounds... MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY!!!
BR: This is a classic matchup of hot versus cold. Jon Rocks suffered back-to-back heartbreaking losses to Joseph Steele while Mycroft beat the man who might very well become the Television champion tonight, Johnny Anomaly.
MH: Not to mention Mycroft and Samuel Hyde have been trading wins back and forth like they're playing Go Fish.
"Not Gonna Die" by Skillet hits over the speakers and the fans rise to their feet. Jon Rocks comes out to the ramp and looks excitedly out into the crowd as he stands at the very center of the top of the ramp. He points to a few members of the crowd and he tells them he's doing this for them all. He then makes his way very quickly to the ring and slides in.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Sunshine City, California, weighing in at 225 pounds, JON ROCKS!!!
MH: Can't wait for this one.
BR: And you just know that Jon Rocks is the ever optimist, so those losses do nothing but inspire him! You watch!
MH: I just want to see a good, clean, match.
BR: Did hell just freeze over?
MH: Shut up!
BR: And there's the bell, and this match is underway! Collar-and-elbow tie up to start things off, and Mycroft takes the advantage as he backs Jon Rocks into the ropes.
The ref calls for the separation and Mycroft obliges...but not before connecting with a knife edge chop to the chest of Jon!
MH: Thunderous chop!
The two lock up with a second collar-and-elbow tie up, and Jon slips around and behind Mycroft, but Mycroft elbow Jon in the side of the head, and Mycroft spins around and quickly tosses Jon win a German suplex! NO! Jon flips out of it and lands on his feet! Mycroft turns around... Enzuigiri kick!
BR: Rocks nails Mycroft with that kick to the jaw after an impressive counter out of that suplex!
MH: Most people thought this match would be a close one and it's got the makings of it early on.
Rocks grabs Mycroft with a front facelock and brings him over with a vertical suplex. Jon quickly picks MAC back up and sends him to the ropes, but MAC reverses it and sends Jon into the ropes, Jon on the return ducks under a Mycroft clothesline and hits the ropes again... Rocks with a Float Over DDT on the return!!!
BR: Jon with the first cover...
One...
Tw-KICKOUT
MH: Mycroft kicks out just before two.
BR: Jon with a snapmare, and he applies the rear chinlock here..
The referee checks on Mycroft, but he is already back to his feet. Rocks floats over in to a side headlock, and Mycroft shoves him off in to the ropes. Jon on the rebound, and Mycroft with a back body drop. Jon grabs his back in agony and Mycroft grabs him by the leg and boots him behind the knee. MAC delivers a second boot. Mycroft releases the leg and brings Jon back to his feet. Mycroft lifts Jon vertical... suplex of his own!
BR: And now Mycroft with a rear chinlock of his own now, and the ref is checking on the former Intercontinental champion!
MH: Now this is wrestling! Solid offenses, solid moves!
BR: Jon is back to his feet and he lifts Mycroft in the air, back suplex! Rocks makes the cover!
One...
Two..
BR: Mycroft kicks out after two!
Jon and Mycroft both get to their feet at the same time and Jon charges in... Mycroft tosses him across the ring with an arm drag! Rocks gets back to his feet quickly and charges in again... Mycroft with another arm drag take down. Mycroft gets to his his feet and quickly applies the rear chinlock on Jon.
MH: And again, Mycroft applies the rear chinlock!
BR: This of course is not meant as a submission. This move is used to slow down the pace of the match.
MH: Solid strategy as we've seen Jon Rocks involved in some great matches here. Even I have to admit that.
Jon fights back to his feet as Mycroft again floats over in to a side headlock. Jon tries shoving Mycroft off, but Mycroft won't have any of it! Rocks uses his strength and lifts MAC in the air...no! MAC blocks it! Mycroft swings his hips and sends Rocks back to the mat, still holding the side headlock!
MH: Great offense by Mycroft here! Very technical! He's keeping Rocks grounded while wearing him down!
BR: I agree. Tremendous strategy but you've got to think Jon Rocks is going to fight back... especially with the fans starting to get behind him.
The fans cheer Jon to his feet and he is finally getting back to his feet again, and this time he's able to shove Mycroft off in to the ropes. MAC on the return...and Rocks connects with a dropkick to the face!
BR: Now we're cooking with fire!
MH: As opposed to...
Rocks quickly continues the offense as he brings Mycroft back to his feet. Rocks with a snapmare, and a quick dropkick to the back of Mycroft! MAC slumps over and Jon peels him off of the mat... Jon grabs ahold of Mycroft and Irish whips him to the corner. Jon approaches Mycroft but Mycroft meets him a European Uppercut. Mycroft grabs Jon and quickly puts him into the corner followed by several straight knuckle jabs to the jaw. The referee admonishes MAC while the fans boo. MAC just smiles as he carefully lifts Jon to the top rope and follows him up...
MH: Oh god... is he going to get him over...
BR: Yes he is! Mycroft with a superplex, and he floats in to the cover!
One...
Two...
THR-NO!!!
BR: No! Jon with a shoulder up! Shoulder up!
MH: That took a lot out of both of them though. What an impact.
Both men stammer to their feet. Jon tried to wrap MAC up with an armlock but MAC escapes and nails a CASH OUT on Jon!
BR: Jumping reverse STO!
MH: MAC covers!
One...
Two....
THRE-KICKOUT!
After kicking out Jon gets up and nails a series of stiff kicks on MAC and follows up with an EVERLASTING SUNSHINE!
BR: He go it!
MH: He hooks the leg!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via pinfall... JON ROCKS!
WINNER: JON ROCKS
BR: Three! He got him!
MH: Wow! I though MAC had this for sure! I think Mycroft is a future main eventer for sure.
BR: I can't disagree with you but what a big win for Jon and boy howdy did he need it!
MH: Boy howdy?
BR: We've got to take a quick break folks...
The camera fades to commercial...
MH: Wow! I though MAC had this for sure! I think Mycroft is a future main eventer for sure.
BR: I can't disagree with you but what a big win for Jon and boy howdy did he need it!
MH: Boy howdy?
BR: We've got to take a quick break folks...
The camera fades to commercial...
CALI-KATE VS SAMUEL HYDE
SINGLES MATCH
"All About That Bass" hits the PA system and the lights begin to flash light blues and pinks throughout the arena. The men in the audience begin to hoot and holler when from behind the curtain, Kate comes out with a big smile, dancing to the music. When the tempo picks up, she begins to skip down the ramp exchanging high fives with audience members. When she gets to ringside, she goes straight for the stairs and walks up to the apron. She waves to the audience then enters the ring posing in the ring. As her music fades, she goes to her corner and starts warming up for her match.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first, from Laguna Beach, California, weighing in at 136 pounds... CALI-KATE!
MH: What a weird woman.
BR: Just because she is a bit different doesn't mean she is weird.
MH: Is that what your mom told you?
The familiar grind of a guitar comes over the speakers. As the rhythm of Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crew, the lights start to strobe. The cymbal crashes and as the song picks up, Samuel Hyde, driving a hearse designed to look like a five horned rhino, comes out to the stage. Sam rocks out, a pair of sunglasses on his face. He steps out of the car as we hear the 'Yeeeeeeeah' from the vocalist. Sam slams the door behind him, throws his sunglasses into the crowd, and makes his way down the ramp, running around the ring before sliding in through the front. He cracks his neck and jumps around a bit, glaring at anybody daring enough to look him in the eyes.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 212 pounds...SAMUEL HYDE!
MH: What’s up with the Rhino?
BR: I guess he’s channeling James and the Giant Peach.
MH: I...I guarantee that’s not it.
The bell sounds as the two lock up in the ring and Kate catches Sam with a quick drop toe hold.
BR: Looks like she has haste!
MH: Stop it. Stop it now.
BR: Can you feel the magic in the air tonight?
Sam rubs his face in frustration and leaps to his feet, catching Cali-Kate with an enzuigiri.
BR: No summoning sickness for either one of them tonight.
MH: I’ll leave. I’m not kidding.
Kate springs to her feet as well, and the two regard each other for a moment. Kate lunges forward, ducks around Sam and catches him with a cradle pin.
One...
Two...
KICKOUT!
BR: Sam has vigilance!
MH: This is actually pissing me off.
Kate pulls Sam to his feet and GEEK CHIC KICK!
BR: WOAH! Looks like she just tapped target player!
Michael Heenan stands up, takes his headset off and walks to the back.
BR: Looks like it’s just going to be me for the rest of the match, folks. I really pissed off Michael with the Magic: The Gathering puns. That doesn’t mean that I’m going to stop. I didn't think it would be something so asinine that tapped all of his defenses.
Kate hooks the leg but Sam immediately kicks out with force. He pushes Kate off of him and sits up, rubbing his jaw. He smiles and stands up, using the ropes to help him. Kate runs at him and dropkicks him through the ropes to the outside.
BR: Looks like he got sent straight to the graveyard!
Sam stands up on the outside and smacks at his face, trying to wake himself up. He rolls back into the ring and stands at his full height, towering over Cali-Kate. She smiles and jumps up for a dropkick, but Sam throws her legs away, and she lands hard on her back.
BR: Looks like she can’t attack, his defense is too high.
Sam immediately moves on her and grabs a leg, turning her onto her stomach for a one legged Boston crab. Kate writhes around in pain, but she can’t break the hold, Sam is holding on too tight.
BR: I guess when it comes to this move... he’s got trample!
Kate fights and wiggles her way to the ropes, grabbing onto them and holding them tight. The ref yells for Sam to let go of the hold. Sam breaks the hold and pulls Kate away from the ropes, picking her up and locking in the HEART STOPPER!
BR: He’s using everything in his deck to lower her points to 0!
Kate squirms again, throwing punches at Sam until he lets go of the hold. Sam moves his face away before Kate can punch him again. Kate uses the ropes to stand up, holding her arm and walking weakly on her leg. Sam is on her again in seconds, setting her up for the BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: Oh that was so close! Cali-Kate able to fly out of that move, and unfortunately Sam doesn’t have reach!
Kate counters into another cradle pin!
One...
Two...
NO!
Sam kicks out again, so close to the three count. Cali-Kate and Sam both get to their feet again, and Sam jumps up to hit Kate with another enzuigiri. She drops to her knees and he grabs her around the neck with a DDT. He picks her up and goes for another BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: NO! She gets out of it again. I swear, if Sam actually gets this move off, he’s going to win the match.
Kate countered with a hurricanrana, sending Sam flying into the corner. Sam’s head bounces off the turnbuckle, and he spins around, clearly dazed. Kate kicks him in the stomach and hits STARSTRUCK!
BR: OHHH! That was a heavy blow. He’s seeing Planeswalkers now!
Cali-Kate hooks the leg.
One....
Two...
THREE! NO!
BR: I CANT BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT! I think Sam has the Platinum Angel watching over him!
Kate looks around, not believing what’s happened. Sam sits up, surprised that he was able to kick out. He tries gets to his feet, using the ropes to help him.
BR: I’m still in shock that Sam was able to kick out of that nasty double underhook facebuster that Cali-Kate calls the StarStruck.
Michael Heenan appears out of nowhere and sits back down. The two competitors are trying to get all the way to their feet.
MH: Hey...
BR: Back huh?
MH: The GM said he was going to slap my cock off if I walked out again. So. Here I am.
BR: This is the match of the night for sure. Both Kate and Sam are up!
Kate goes for a step-up enzuigiri on Sam, but Sam ducks and kicks her in the gut! BRIMSTONE BOMB!
MH: That one connected!
BR: Sam hooks the legs!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner... SAMUEL HYDE!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Coming to the ring first, from Laguna Beach, California, weighing in at 136 pounds... CALI-KATE!
MH: What a weird woman.
BR: Just because she is a bit different doesn't mean she is weird.
MH: Is that what your mom told you?
The familiar grind of a guitar comes over the speakers. As the rhythm of Kickstart My Heart by Motley Crew, the lights start to strobe. The cymbal crashes and as the song picks up, Samuel Hyde, driving a hearse designed to look like a five horned rhino, comes out to the stage. Sam rocks out, a pair of sunglasses on his face. He steps out of the car as we hear the 'Yeeeeeeeah' from the vocalist. Sam slams the door behind him, throws his sunglasses into the crowd, and makes his way down the ramp, running around the ring before sliding in through the front. He cracks his neck and jumps around a bit, glaring at anybody daring enough to look him in the eyes.
RING ANNOUNCER: And her opponent, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 212 pounds...SAMUEL HYDE!
MH: What’s up with the Rhino?
BR: I guess he’s channeling James and the Giant Peach.
MH: I...I guarantee that’s not it.
The bell sounds as the two lock up in the ring and Kate catches Sam with a quick drop toe hold.
BR: Looks like she has haste!
MH: Stop it. Stop it now.
BR: Can you feel the magic in the air tonight?
Sam rubs his face in frustration and leaps to his feet, catching Cali-Kate with an enzuigiri.
BR: No summoning sickness for either one of them tonight.
MH: I’ll leave. I’m not kidding.
Kate springs to her feet as well, and the two regard each other for a moment. Kate lunges forward, ducks around Sam and catches him with a cradle pin.
One...
Two...
KICKOUT!
BR: Sam has vigilance!
MH: This is actually pissing me off.
Kate pulls Sam to his feet and GEEK CHIC KICK!
BR: WOAH! Looks like she just tapped target player!
Michael Heenan stands up, takes his headset off and walks to the back.
BR: Looks like it’s just going to be me for the rest of the match, folks. I really pissed off Michael with the Magic: The Gathering puns. That doesn’t mean that I’m going to stop. I didn't think it would be something so asinine that tapped all of his defenses.
Kate hooks the leg but Sam immediately kicks out with force. He pushes Kate off of him and sits up, rubbing his jaw. He smiles and stands up, using the ropes to help him. Kate runs at him and dropkicks him through the ropes to the outside.
BR: Looks like he got sent straight to the graveyard!
Sam stands up on the outside and smacks at his face, trying to wake himself up. He rolls back into the ring and stands at his full height, towering over Cali-Kate. She smiles and jumps up for a dropkick, but Sam throws her legs away, and she lands hard on her back.
BR: Looks like she can’t attack, his defense is too high.
Sam immediately moves on her and grabs a leg, turning her onto her stomach for a one legged Boston crab. Kate writhes around in pain, but she can’t break the hold, Sam is holding on too tight.
BR: I guess when it comes to this move... he’s got trample!
Kate fights and wiggles her way to the ropes, grabbing onto them and holding them tight. The ref yells for Sam to let go of the hold. Sam breaks the hold and pulls Kate away from the ropes, picking her up and locking in the HEART STOPPER!
BR: He’s using everything in his deck to lower her points to 0!
Kate squirms again, throwing punches at Sam until he lets go of the hold. Sam moves his face away before Kate can punch him again. Kate uses the ropes to stand up, holding her arm and walking weakly on her leg. Sam is on her again in seconds, setting her up for the BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: Oh that was so close! Cali-Kate able to fly out of that move, and unfortunately Sam doesn’t have reach!
Kate counters into another cradle pin!
One...
Two...
NO!
Sam kicks out again, so close to the three count. Cali-Kate and Sam both get to their feet again, and Sam jumps up to hit Kate with another enzuigiri. She drops to her knees and he grabs her around the neck with a DDT. He picks her up and goes for another BRIMSTONE BOMB!
BR: NO! She gets out of it again. I swear, if Sam actually gets this move off, he’s going to win the match.
Kate countered with a hurricanrana, sending Sam flying into the corner. Sam’s head bounces off the turnbuckle, and he spins around, clearly dazed. Kate kicks him in the stomach and hits STARSTRUCK!
BR: OHHH! That was a heavy blow. He’s seeing Planeswalkers now!
Cali-Kate hooks the leg.
One....
Two...
THREE! NO!
BR: I CANT BELIEVE HE KICKED OUT! I think Sam has the Platinum Angel watching over him!
Kate looks around, not believing what’s happened. Sam sits up, surprised that he was able to kick out. He tries gets to his feet, using the ropes to help him.
BR: I’m still in shock that Sam was able to kick out of that nasty double underhook facebuster that Cali-Kate calls the StarStruck.
Michael Heenan appears out of nowhere and sits back down. The two competitors are trying to get all the way to their feet.
MH: Hey...
BR: Back huh?
MH: The GM said he was going to slap my cock off if I walked out again. So. Here I am.
BR: This is the match of the night for sure. Both Kate and Sam are up!
Kate goes for a step-up enzuigiri on Sam, but Sam ducks and kicks her in the gut! BRIMSTONE BOMB!
MH: That one connected!
BR: Sam hooks the legs!
One...
Two...
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner... SAMUEL HYDE!
WINNER: SAMUEL HYDE
BR: Kate shouldn't feel bad about losing to Sam at all. She did very well! Sam must have had a Black Lotus to pull that one out!
MH: STOP IT! For an amateur she did OK. Since when did this become the minor leagues?
BR: She has a lot of talent. Championship gold could be in her future. We don't hire people for no reason... well, except for color commentators.
MH: Ha-ha Buddy. Why don't you just die already so I can get that promotion to senior commentator?
BR: Sam is one of the most hard hitting and hardest workers we have and there is no doubt that he has earned this win. We've heard reports that he and Mycroft were seen talking backstage!
The scene cuts backstage to Geoffrey James standing in front of a large television monitor.
GEOFFREY JAMES: At this time, joining us live via satellite, the AWS World Heavyweight Champion, Liam McAllister!
The screen flickers to life and on it is the AWS World Heavyweight champion, shirtless in his swim trunks, a cold beverage in his hand, and two stunning blondes be his side. Liam doesn't seem to notice the feed has gone live. Liam is live via satellite.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Look, Ladies, don't be jealous... I told you my heart belongs to another.
Liam picks up the AWS World Heavyweight Title and gives is a kiss as the women roll their eyes and walk off.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Liam... Liam... Hello... We're live!
LIAM MCALLISTER: Sorry, sorry... Ge-off, you may proceed.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Champ, it's obvious that from your location you're not going to be here in West Virginia tonight. There's been some rumors that you skipped out on tonight's event due to the goings on last week right here on Ascension. Care to comment?
LIAM MCALLISTER: First off, watch your tone, just because Kodiak and me aren't there to slap the taste out of your mouth, doesn't mean you can pop off. Secondly, I've had this planned vacation to the Caribbean for months now. As soon as I saw the AWS calendar of events come out and I noticed that tonight's Ascension emanated from Morgantown... I KNEW I wouldn't be anywhere near that state.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Are you saying there is something wrong with West Virginia?
LIAM MCALLISTER: How much time do you have? These people are literally known worldwide for incestual inbreeding. What has West Virginia ever given us? Flannel in the summer time, beards on women, and kissing cousins? For God's sake... these people burn couches when they WIN a college football game. Does that seem like a place that someone of my talent would step foot?
GEOFFREY JAMES: Well, that's...
LIAM MCALLISTER: A rhetorical question! Listen, I'd have to have an entire case of Febreeze to purify the air quality around me if I were to step into that state. I know The Anarchy is used to a little back door, backwoods action... but not me... not the champ!
GEOFFREY JAMES: Speaking of the Anarchy... revenge no doubt has to be on your mind following that loss last week.
LIAM MCALLISTER: This is wrestling, Geoffrey, it's all about strategy and the mind game. Everything I do has a purpose. Even losing. Trust me, when the brush strokes are finished, and the masterpiece is revealed, the leadup will be forgotten as I stand in the middle of the ring, hand being raised and announced as STILL the AWS World Heavyweight Champion!
GEOFFREY JAMES: Well, Black Velvet did gain some confidence in...
LIAM MCALLISTER: Good, he needed it. You lose as much as he does against me and this could have turned into a Matthias Barrows feud all of the sudden. I'm glad he's walking around confidently... Rory and Joe will knock that smile right off his face later tonight. And it'll hurt even more since he's had his head artificially inflated by some random Tag Team match. He's knows it... and I know it... nobody can beat me when THIS is on the line.
Liam holds up the World title to the camera.
GEOFFREY JAMES: So, to the rumors that you're really in some sound studio out back recording this only to make some grand entrance in the main event to cost Black Adonis the match... what do you say? With Jon Rocks allying with The Anarchy they have the numbers game on you guys now. Especially with you and Kodiak absent.
LIAM MCALLISTER: I say... I say just watch and see. I'll be sitting right here watching Ascension, but if you think I don't have a plan in place, you're more delusional than I thought, Ge-off. I won't leave my boys hanging, trust me.
Liam is stopped by the ringing of his cell phone. Liam slides his finger across the front of the phone and answers it.
LIAM MCALLISTER: You all set? Right... right... yeah, the money has been wired... well half now and half after the show. Right, nice doing business with you.
BR: What in the hell? Who was he talking to?
MH: Liam said he was sending a proxy to handle his business for him this week.
BR: Probably just Kodiak.
MH: No way.
BR: Well, who could it be?
MH: Bobby Crane maybe?
BR: Oh god.. that's the only thing worse than Liam McAllister himself.
MH: BLASPHEMY!
BR: I just don't understand why Liam isn't here himself to administer his payback.
MH: Because Liam knows some silly feud isn't worth risking injury prior to a World title defense! Duh!
MH: STOP IT! For an amateur she did OK. Since when did this become the minor leagues?
BR: She has a lot of talent. Championship gold could be in her future. We don't hire people for no reason... well, except for color commentators.
MH: Ha-ha Buddy. Why don't you just die already so I can get that promotion to senior commentator?
BR: Sam is one of the most hard hitting and hardest workers we have and there is no doubt that he has earned this win. We've heard reports that he and Mycroft were seen talking backstage!
The scene cuts backstage to Geoffrey James standing in front of a large television monitor.
GEOFFREY JAMES: At this time, joining us live via satellite, the AWS World Heavyweight Champion, Liam McAllister!
The screen flickers to life and on it is the AWS World Heavyweight champion, shirtless in his swim trunks, a cold beverage in his hand, and two stunning blondes be his side. Liam doesn't seem to notice the feed has gone live. Liam is live via satellite.
LIAM MCALLISTER: Look, Ladies, don't be jealous... I told you my heart belongs to another.
Liam picks up the AWS World Heavyweight Title and gives is a kiss as the women roll their eyes and walk off.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Liam... Liam... Hello... We're live!
LIAM MCALLISTER: Sorry, sorry... Ge-off, you may proceed.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Champ, it's obvious that from your location you're not going to be here in West Virginia tonight. There's been some rumors that you skipped out on tonight's event due to the goings on last week right here on Ascension. Care to comment?
LIAM MCALLISTER: First off, watch your tone, just because Kodiak and me aren't there to slap the taste out of your mouth, doesn't mean you can pop off. Secondly, I've had this planned vacation to the Caribbean for months now. As soon as I saw the AWS calendar of events come out and I noticed that tonight's Ascension emanated from Morgantown... I KNEW I wouldn't be anywhere near that state.
GEOFFREY JAMES: Are you saying there is something wrong with West Virginia?
LIAM MCALLISTER: How much time do you have? These people are literally known worldwide for incestual inbreeding. What has West Virginia ever given us? Flannel in the summer time, beards on women, and kissing cousins? For God's sake... these people burn couches when they WIN a college football game. Does that seem like a place that someone of my talent would step foot?
GEOFFREY JAMES: Well, that's...
LIAM MCALLISTER: A rhetorical question! Listen, I'd have to have an entire case of Febreeze to purify the air quality around me if I were to step into that state. I know The Anarchy is used to a little back door, backwoods action... but not me... not the champ!
GEOFFREY JAMES: Speaking of the Anarchy... revenge no doubt has to be on your mind following that loss last week.
LIAM MCALLISTER: This is wrestling, Geoffrey, it's all about strategy and the mind game. Everything I do has a purpose. Even losing. Trust me, when the brush strokes are finished, and the masterpiece is revealed, the leadup will be forgotten as I stand in the middle of the ring, hand being raised and announced as STILL the AWS World Heavyweight Champion!
GEOFFREY JAMES: Well, Black Velvet did gain some confidence in...
LIAM MCALLISTER: Good, he needed it. You lose as much as he does against me and this could have turned into a Matthias Barrows feud all of the sudden. I'm glad he's walking around confidently... Rory and Joe will knock that smile right off his face later tonight. And it'll hurt even more since he's had his head artificially inflated by some random Tag Team match. He's knows it... and I know it... nobody can beat me when THIS is on the line.
Liam holds up the World title to the camera.
GEOFFREY JAMES: So, to the rumors that you're really in some sound studio out back recording this only to make some grand entrance in the main event to cost Black Adonis the match... what do you say? With Jon Rocks allying with The Anarchy they have the numbers game on you guys now. Especially with you and Kodiak absent.
LIAM MCALLISTER: I say... I say just watch and see. I'll be sitting right here watching Ascension, but if you think I don't have a plan in place, you're more delusional than I thought, Ge-off. I won't leave my boys hanging, trust me.
Liam is stopped by the ringing of his cell phone. Liam slides his finger across the front of the phone and answers it.
LIAM MCALLISTER: You all set? Right... right... yeah, the money has been wired... well half now and half after the show. Right, nice doing business with you.
BR: What in the hell? Who was he talking to?
MH: Liam said he was sending a proxy to handle his business for him this week.
BR: Probably just Kodiak.
MH: No way.
BR: Well, who could it be?
MH: Bobby Crane maybe?
BR: Oh god.. that's the only thing worse than Liam McAllister himself.
MH: BLASPHEMY!
BR: I just don't understand why Liam isn't here himself to administer his payback.
MH: Because Liam knows some silly feud isn't worth risking injury prior to a World title defense! Duh!
JOHNNY ANOMALY VS QUINLAN QUAIL(C)
TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
"The Scorpio" by Megadeth blasts over the speakers and Johnny Anomaly comes out onto the stage and once the second set of guitars starts. (The strings part of the song gets cut out). Once the singing starts he heads down to the ring and starts to taunt and yell at the fans, mocking them and making fun of them. Once he gets to the ring he always singles out one fan and begins to get in said fans face and make fun of them. After he's had his fill he slides into the ring and sits on one of the top turnbuckles and smirks as he awaits Quinlan.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit, and is for the AWS Television Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, representing The Anarchy, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 225 pounds... JOHNNY ANOMALY!!!
BR: His new direction brought him here and I for one say I am proud of Johnny!
MH: Proud? How is voluntarily becoming weaker something to be proud of?
"Ready for the Floor" by Hot Chip hits over the speakers and the fans let out a huge cheer. Quinlan steps out on the entrance ramp sporting the AWS Television Title on his shoulder. Quinlan dances to the ring, skipping and swaying happily. His bulk sways side to side, almost like a metronome. It's a wonder that he is able to move, being as heavy and fat as he is, but surprisingly he handles himself with ease.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, hailing from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing in at 650 pounds, he is the current AWS Television Champion... QUINLAN QUAIL!!!
BR: How in the world is Anomaly going to combat against this mammoth?!
MH: Well, normally I would say that he couldn't.
BR: But as we know, Johnny has been under the tutelage of Jon Rocks as of late, and I’d imagine that has given him some reason for optimism going into this one.
MH: Yeah, but everyone knows that Quinlan Quail is Jon Rocks biggest fan.
BR: I believe he’s the President of the fan club.
MH: And also likely the only member!
BR: I doubt that, but it will be interesting to see who Jon roots for here tonight – friend or protégé.
The referee calls for the bell to begin the match
BR: Well, there's the opening bell. It's going to be the speed of Johnny Anomaly against the power of Quinlan Thunder!
MH: Yeah, Quinlan recently lost one and a half Johnny's and he still weighs over 600 pounds!
Quinlan looks ready to catch Anomaly as he forces him back toward the corner. Anomaly looks like he's trapped! Quinlan comes at him for the lockup, but Johnny ducks it, getting behind Quinlan! Anomaly with a pair of kicks to the calf, and Quinlan turns around. Dropkick to Quinlan's patella, and he's down to one knee! And a kick to the other patella and Quinlan falls to both knees. Johnny takes off running... Shinning Wizard!!!
BR: I think he knocked Quinlan out!
MH: And he has the cover!
One…
Two…
THREE!!!!!
BR: OH MY GOD!!! IS IT OVER?!
The referee waves off the pinfall as Quinlan grabbed the bottom rope.
BR: WOW! It was almost over just like that!
MH: Well, he caught the big man off guard with that kick to the jaw, Buddy!
Anomaly with another shot to Quinlan's head as the champ tries to get up. Quinlan gets back to his feet, but Anomaly springboards off the second rope... dropkick ...no! Quinlan catches him! Quinlan repositions Johnny and sends him hard back first with a powerslam! Quin quickly helps Johnny to his feet and whips Anomaly into the corner.
BR: Quinlan buries a shoulder to the gut, and Anomaly is in a bad position here!
MH: He started off strong, but the mammoth has him trapped now!
Quinlan grips the throat and lifts Anomaly in the air...
BR: Clash of the Gummi Bear already!?!?
Anomaly struggles free, landing a hard roundhouse to Quinlan' head. Quinlan checks for blood but sees none, but as he looks up Johnny is there with another forearm shot to the side of the head... Quinlan stumbles backwards towards the ropes and Johnny bounces off the opposite ropes and... flying knee strike to the head of Quinlan!
BR: And Quinlan goes flying over the top rope and to the outside.
MH: He'll need to rely on this quickness if he wants to win that Television title.
Anomaly is up on the apron. He jumps off... dropkick! NO! Quinlan swats him away like a fly! Quinlan brings Anomaly back to his feet and quickly lifts him to the shoulder and rolls him back into the ring. Quinlan rolls in and picks up Johnny, whips him into the turnbuckle and follows in with a huge clothesline!
BR: Quinlan hooks Anomaly's legs, tying him to the tree-of-woe!
MH: Bad position for Anomaly to be in!
BR: Quinlan rushes in for a big splash...but Anomaly lifts himself to a sitting position forcing Quinlan to slam shoulder first in to the ring post! Anomaly rolls down Quinlan' back and rolls him up!
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Before the referee can make the three, Quinlan uses his strength to kick out, launching Anomaly shoulder first in to the post, and crashing to the outside. Quinlan gets back up and quickly rolls out to continue his attack on Anomaly. He picks Anomaly up...lifts him high overhead, and drops him chest first on to the barricade.
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Quinlan picks Anomaly up again and rolls him in to the ring. Quinlan rolls back in and picks up Johnny and holds his head in place... THE HUGELIEST HEADBUTT!
MH: I've got a headache by just watching that.
BR: Cover here by the champ.
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BR: Anomaly gets the shoulder up!
MH: Seriously, aren't we sponsored by Tylenol or Aleve or something.
Quinlan picks Anomaly up and drops him back first across the knee. He holds Anomaly still, lifting him up again in a side slam position, and again drops him across the knee. He pulls Anomaly up one more time...sidewalk slam! Anomaly flips to his stomach in pain as Quinlan grabs a hold of his left leg. Quinlan pulls on the leg, lifting Anomaly high in to the air and slams him hard down to the mat, knee first! Quinlan grabs Anomaly's leg again, and again drives him knee first in to the mat!
MH: Quinlan is physically dissecting Anomaly!
BR: Quinlan picks Anomaly up and applies a front face lock. He lifts Anomaly vertical!
Quinlan walks around the ring, one hand holding Anomaly up for the suplex. Quinlan finally drops him forward, gut first on the top rope! Anomaly slumps to the apron as he tries to catch his breath. Quinlan comes at Anomaly. and Johnny counters with a shoulder to the gut! Quinlan slumps over for a second before fully standing again...roundhouse by Anomaly from the apron! Quinlan stumbles back as Anomaly springboards...spinning wheel kick!
BR: He has knocked the big man off his feet!
Quinlan fights back to his feet but as he is on one knee, Johnny runs in with a snap DDT to Quinlan! Quinlan rolls over on his massive stomach and grabs his head in pain. Johnny takes the opening and applies a Boston Crab to the massive tree trunk like legs of the T.V. champion!
BR: Painful hold right here.
MH: Yeah, and smart by Johnny... you weaken that back and it takes away the ability to lift him up for that Chokebomb.
The referee checks on Quinlan who is trying to use his strength to get back up. He's able to make it to his knees, but Anomaly still has the hold locked in! Johnny drops the hold and stomps the back of Quinlan before reapplying the hold, this time a single crab!
BR: Johnny really working that lower back area still!
MH: Quinlan trying to power out.
Quinlan uses his strength to power out and get back to his feet, and Johnny lets go of his legs and turns around.... Quinlan goes to pick up Johnny for the CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! NO! Quinlan drops Johnny and holds his back in agony... Johnny fires off a European uppercut, and Quinlan fires back with a violent clothesline that takes Johnny off his feet!
BR: Hell of a clothesline by Quinlan, if I may say so myself. But that crab looks like it has done some damage!
MH: Yeah, crabs can do some damage... This one time I had this girlfriend....
BR: HEENAN!
Quinlan is back to his feet and he picks up...no! Anomaly forces Quinlan through the ropes and to the outside as Quinlan went to pick him up! Quinlan is using the barricade to bring himself back to his feet, and Anomaly's hitting the far ropes. Anomaly with a running start... suicide dive!!!
The fans erupt in cheers as Quinlan and Johnny lay at their feet! Anomaly gets back to his feet. He uses all of his power to bring Quinlan back to his feet, and forces him back over the barricade.
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Anomaly digs around under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. The referee warns him not to swing it or he will be DQ'ed but Anomaly has a glazed look in his eye.
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BR: And who's that?
MH: Not this guy..
BR: It's JON ROCKS!!
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Jon Rocks runs down and pulls the chair out of the hands of Johnny and reminds him to win the title the right way. Johnny looks around for a moment before looking back at Rocks. Rocks yells at him to get Quinlan and himself back in the ring.
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Johnny rolls Quinlan in and he rolls in right behind him just before the ten count!
BR: Jon Rocks reminding Johnny that when you become champion you want to do it the right way!
MH: He might have just cost Anomaly.
BR: He just saved him from a countout and a DQ!
Anomaly uses his strength to bring Quinlan to his feet...but Quinlan buries a knee to the gut! Quinlan whips Johnny into ropes, but Johnny holds on the ropes... Quinlan charges and clotheslines Johnny to the outside!! Quinlan quickly follows Johnny to the outside. He grabs Anomaly by the wrist...hard Irish whip in to the steel steps!
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Jon Rocks runs over and yells at Quinlan to keep it inside the ring. Quinlan nods in acknowledgement.
BR: Quinlan picks Anomaly back up and lifts him overhead with a military press...and he tosses Anomaly over the top rope back in to the ring! Quinlan rolls in after him and makes the cover!
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KICKOUT!!!!!
MH: You almost have to think that if Quinlan would have hooked the leg, Anomaly wouldn't have been able to kick out!
BR: Quinlan reaching down and he picks up Johnny from the mat... but Johnny fires off.
Anomaly with a hard right...a second...a third, and Quinlan stumbles back, leaning against the ropes! Anomaly flips himself around, and falls back as he has Quinlan' head scissored! Quinlan turns around after quickly getting back to his feet... Shinning Wizard!
BR: That's the second time he's caught Quinlan with that!
MH: This might be it! New champ...
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THR...NO!!!!!
BR: Quinlan gets his shoulder up! Anomaly brings Quinlan to a seated position and lodges his knee in to Quinlan' back! He grabs Quinlan by the wrists...modified bow and arrow!
MH: How impressive has Anomaly been here tonight?!
BR: It truly is unbelievable that he can keep himself in the match like this! And he drills Quinlan hard in the back with his knee before once again yanking back on Quinlan' arms!
Quinlan tries pulling his arms together. As he slowly brings them toward each other in front of him, Anomaly releases the hold and drills Quinlan in the head with a knee. Anomaly falls with a quick legdrop on Quinlan. He grabs Quinlan's arm and applies a modified armbar. The referee checks on Quinlan who refuses to give up. Quinlan makes it to his knee as Anomaly tries to apply more pressure. Quinlan makes it back to his feet and delivers a hard fist to the gut. Anomaly releases the hold as he hunches over.
BR: Quinlan shoots Anomaly off in to the ropes. Quinlan with a clothesline, but Anomaly ducks it on the rebound! Anomaly with a flying back elbow, but Quinlan catches him! Powerbomb! Quinlan picks up Johnny and grabs him around the neck... CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! NO! Anomaly reverses it in to a DDT!!! Both men are down!
MH: Anomaly with an excellent reversal to the Chokebomb!
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BR: Anomaly is finally starting to stir, slowly getting back to his feet. He falls in to the corner for support as Quinlan has made his way to the ropes. Quinlan uses the ropes to pull himself back up. Anomaly rushes at Quinlan...and he's turned inside out by a lariat from Quinlan!
MH: Anomaly got hit with enough impact that he actually did a backflip from that shot!
BR: Quinlan is still trying to catch his breath as he holds the top rope for support!
MH: Both of these men have to be worn down, Buddy! It's been both men giving it their all!
Quinlan reaches down with one hand, gripping Anomaly by the throat. He lifts Anomaly to his feet and thrusts him back first in to the corner. Quinlan approaches Anomaly, and he laces Anomaly with a vicious European uppercut... and another! Quinlan tosses Anomaly overhead but Anomaly is able to do a full flip and land on his feet. Quinlan uses the corner to pull himself back to his feet, unaware that Anomaly is rushing at him...knee lift in the corner!!!
BR: Knee to the jaw!
MH: I just hope he doesn't open Quinlan up, we're all in trouble if that happens.
Anomaly grabs Quinlan with a headlock, running out for a bulldog, but Quinlan shoves him off in to the ropes! Anomaly on the return...dropkick to Quinlan' knee! Quinlan falls to a knee as Anomaly hits the ropes behind him. Anomaly summersaults over Quinlan grabbing him for a cutter! Anomaly makes the cover!
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THR...NO!!!!!
BR: Quinlan lifts his left shoulder!
MH: Unbelievable match!
Johnny looks on in disbelief at the kickout but is too exhausted to argue. Quinlan and Johnny both lay on the mat trying to catch their breath.
BR: This might be the match of the ni-
Out of nowhere "Longhorn" starts to play over the system and Rocky Hollywood comes sprinting down the ramp with his gold chain!
MH: It's Rocky! It's Rocky!
Jon Rocks runs to try to get to Rocky but is only met with a chain blow to the head for his effort. Jon falls down. Rocky slides in the ring.
BR: Oh my god! Watch out!
Both Anomaly and Quin approach Rocky. Rocky slaps Johnny in the face! The bell sound!
MH: That's the match!!
As the bell sounds Rocky whips the chain and nails Anomaly in the head sending Anomaly to the ground. Quin grabs ahold of Rock but Rocky kicks Quin in the balls and throws the chain on the ground. Rocky tries to hook the arms as best he can on Quinlan... POVERTY CALL on he gold chain!
BR: Poverty call!
The bell rings several times again. Rocky starts to unzip his pants just as Anomaly gets to his feet. Anomaly hits a shining wizard to Rocky! Anomaly lifts him up for a CORRUPTED but Rocky wiggles out and runs away!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via disqualificaiton... JOHNNY ANOMALY!
MH: Quin was DQ'd because Rocky slapped Anomaly first!
RING ANNOUNCER: However... still your AWS Television champion... QUINLAN QUAIL!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a 20 minute time limit, and is for the AWS Television Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, representing The Anarchy, from Providence, Rhode Island, weighing in at 225 pounds... JOHNNY ANOMALY!!!
BR: His new direction brought him here and I for one say I am proud of Johnny!
MH: Proud? How is voluntarily becoming weaker something to be proud of?
"Ready for the Floor" by Hot Chip hits over the speakers and the fans let out a huge cheer. Quinlan steps out on the entrance ramp sporting the AWS Television Title on his shoulder. Quinlan dances to the ring, skipping and swaying happily. His bulk sways side to side, almost like a metronome. It's a wonder that he is able to move, being as heavy and fat as he is, but surprisingly he handles himself with ease.
RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, hailing from Des Moines, Iowa, weighing in at 650 pounds, he is the current AWS Television Champion... QUINLAN QUAIL!!!
BR: How in the world is Anomaly going to combat against this mammoth?!
MH: Well, normally I would say that he couldn't.
BR: But as we know, Johnny has been under the tutelage of Jon Rocks as of late, and I’d imagine that has given him some reason for optimism going into this one.
MH: Yeah, but everyone knows that Quinlan Quail is Jon Rocks biggest fan.
BR: I believe he’s the President of the fan club.
MH: And also likely the only member!
BR: I doubt that, but it will be interesting to see who Jon roots for here tonight – friend or protégé.
The referee calls for the bell to begin the match
BR: Well, there's the opening bell. It's going to be the speed of Johnny Anomaly against the power of Quinlan Thunder!
MH: Yeah, Quinlan recently lost one and a half Johnny's and he still weighs over 600 pounds!
Quinlan looks ready to catch Anomaly as he forces him back toward the corner. Anomaly looks like he's trapped! Quinlan comes at him for the lockup, but Johnny ducks it, getting behind Quinlan! Anomaly with a pair of kicks to the calf, and Quinlan turns around. Dropkick to Quinlan's patella, and he's down to one knee! And a kick to the other patella and Quinlan falls to both knees. Johnny takes off running... Shinning Wizard!!!
BR: I think he knocked Quinlan out!
MH: And he has the cover!
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BR: OH MY GOD!!! IS IT OVER?!
The referee waves off the pinfall as Quinlan grabbed the bottom rope.
BR: WOW! It was almost over just like that!
MH: Well, he caught the big man off guard with that kick to the jaw, Buddy!
Anomaly with another shot to Quinlan's head as the champ tries to get up. Quinlan gets back to his feet, but Anomaly springboards off the second rope... dropkick ...no! Quinlan catches him! Quinlan repositions Johnny and sends him hard back first with a powerslam! Quin quickly helps Johnny to his feet and whips Anomaly into the corner.
BR: Quinlan buries a shoulder to the gut, and Anomaly is in a bad position here!
MH: He started off strong, but the mammoth has him trapped now!
Quinlan grips the throat and lifts Anomaly in the air...
BR: Clash of the Gummi Bear already!?!?
Anomaly struggles free, landing a hard roundhouse to Quinlan' head. Quinlan checks for blood but sees none, but as he looks up Johnny is there with another forearm shot to the side of the head... Quinlan stumbles backwards towards the ropes and Johnny bounces off the opposite ropes and... flying knee strike to the head of Quinlan!
BR: And Quinlan goes flying over the top rope and to the outside.
MH: He'll need to rely on this quickness if he wants to win that Television title.
Anomaly is up on the apron. He jumps off... dropkick! NO! Quinlan swats him away like a fly! Quinlan brings Anomaly back to his feet and quickly lifts him to the shoulder and rolls him back into the ring. Quinlan rolls in and picks up Johnny, whips him into the turnbuckle and follows in with a huge clothesline!
BR: Quinlan hooks Anomaly's legs, tying him to the tree-of-woe!
MH: Bad position for Anomaly to be in!
BR: Quinlan rushes in for a big splash...but Anomaly lifts himself to a sitting position forcing Quinlan to slam shoulder first in to the ring post! Anomaly rolls down Quinlan' back and rolls him up!
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Before the referee can make the three, Quinlan uses his strength to kick out, launching Anomaly shoulder first in to the post, and crashing to the outside. Quinlan gets back up and quickly rolls out to continue his attack on Anomaly. He picks Anomaly up...lifts him high overhead, and drops him chest first on to the barricade.
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Quinlan picks Anomaly up again and rolls him in to the ring. Quinlan rolls back in and picks up Johnny and holds his head in place... THE HUGELIEST HEADBUTT!
MH: I've got a headache by just watching that.
BR: Cover here by the champ.
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BR: Anomaly gets the shoulder up!
MH: Seriously, aren't we sponsored by Tylenol or Aleve or something.
Quinlan picks Anomaly up and drops him back first across the knee. He holds Anomaly still, lifting him up again in a side slam position, and again drops him across the knee. He pulls Anomaly up one more time...sidewalk slam! Anomaly flips to his stomach in pain as Quinlan grabs a hold of his left leg. Quinlan pulls on the leg, lifting Anomaly high in to the air and slams him hard down to the mat, knee first! Quinlan grabs Anomaly's leg again, and again drives him knee first in to the mat!
MH: Quinlan is physically dissecting Anomaly!
BR: Quinlan picks Anomaly up and applies a front face lock. He lifts Anomaly vertical!
Quinlan walks around the ring, one hand holding Anomaly up for the suplex. Quinlan finally drops him forward, gut first on the top rope! Anomaly slumps to the apron as he tries to catch his breath. Quinlan comes at Anomaly. and Johnny counters with a shoulder to the gut! Quinlan slumps over for a second before fully standing again...roundhouse by Anomaly from the apron! Quinlan stumbles back as Anomaly springboards...spinning wheel kick!
BR: He has knocked the big man off his feet!
Quinlan fights back to his feet but as he is on one knee, Johnny runs in with a snap DDT to Quinlan! Quinlan rolls over on his massive stomach and grabs his head in pain. Johnny takes the opening and applies a Boston Crab to the massive tree trunk like legs of the T.V. champion!
BR: Painful hold right here.
MH: Yeah, and smart by Johnny... you weaken that back and it takes away the ability to lift him up for that Chokebomb.
The referee checks on Quinlan who is trying to use his strength to get back up. He's able to make it to his knees, but Anomaly still has the hold locked in! Johnny drops the hold and stomps the back of Quinlan before reapplying the hold, this time a single crab!
BR: Johnny really working that lower back area still!
MH: Quinlan trying to power out.
Quinlan uses his strength to power out and get back to his feet, and Johnny lets go of his legs and turns around.... Quinlan goes to pick up Johnny for the CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! NO! Quinlan drops Johnny and holds his back in agony... Johnny fires off a European uppercut, and Quinlan fires back with a violent clothesline that takes Johnny off his feet!
BR: Hell of a clothesline by Quinlan, if I may say so myself. But that crab looks like it has done some damage!
MH: Yeah, crabs can do some damage... This one time I had this girlfriend....
BR: HEENAN!
Quinlan is back to his feet and he picks up...no! Anomaly forces Quinlan through the ropes and to the outside as Quinlan went to pick him up! Quinlan is using the barricade to bring himself back to his feet, and Anomaly's hitting the far ropes. Anomaly with a running start... suicide dive!!!
The fans erupt in cheers as Quinlan and Johnny lay at their feet! Anomaly gets back to his feet. He uses all of his power to bring Quinlan back to his feet, and forces him back over the barricade.
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Anomaly digs around under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. The referee warns him not to swing it or he will be DQ'ed but Anomaly has a glazed look in his eye.
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BR: And who's that?
MH: Not this guy..
BR: It's JON ROCKS!!
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Jon Rocks runs down and pulls the chair out of the hands of Johnny and reminds him to win the title the right way. Johnny looks around for a moment before looking back at Rocks. Rocks yells at him to get Quinlan and himself back in the ring.
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Johnny rolls Quinlan in and he rolls in right behind him just before the ten count!
BR: Jon Rocks reminding Johnny that when you become champion you want to do it the right way!
MH: He might have just cost Anomaly.
BR: He just saved him from a countout and a DQ!
Anomaly uses his strength to bring Quinlan to his feet...but Quinlan buries a knee to the gut! Quinlan whips Johnny into ropes, but Johnny holds on the ropes... Quinlan charges and clotheslines Johnny to the outside!! Quinlan quickly follows Johnny to the outside. He grabs Anomaly by the wrist...hard Irish whip in to the steel steps!
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Jon Rocks runs over and yells at Quinlan to keep it inside the ring. Quinlan nods in acknowledgement.
BR: Quinlan picks Anomaly back up and lifts him overhead with a military press...and he tosses Anomaly over the top rope back in to the ring! Quinlan rolls in after him and makes the cover!
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KICKOUT!!!!!
MH: You almost have to think that if Quinlan would have hooked the leg, Anomaly wouldn't have been able to kick out!
BR: Quinlan reaching down and he picks up Johnny from the mat... but Johnny fires off.
Anomaly with a hard right...a second...a third, and Quinlan stumbles back, leaning against the ropes! Anomaly flips himself around, and falls back as he has Quinlan' head scissored! Quinlan turns around after quickly getting back to his feet... Shinning Wizard!
BR: That's the second time he's caught Quinlan with that!
MH: This might be it! New champ...
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THR...NO!!!!!
BR: Quinlan gets his shoulder up! Anomaly brings Quinlan to a seated position and lodges his knee in to Quinlan' back! He grabs Quinlan by the wrists...modified bow and arrow!
MH: How impressive has Anomaly been here tonight?!
BR: It truly is unbelievable that he can keep himself in the match like this! And he drills Quinlan hard in the back with his knee before once again yanking back on Quinlan' arms!
Quinlan tries pulling his arms together. As he slowly brings them toward each other in front of him, Anomaly releases the hold and drills Quinlan in the head with a knee. Anomaly falls with a quick legdrop on Quinlan. He grabs Quinlan's arm and applies a modified armbar. The referee checks on Quinlan who refuses to give up. Quinlan makes it to his knee as Anomaly tries to apply more pressure. Quinlan makes it back to his feet and delivers a hard fist to the gut. Anomaly releases the hold as he hunches over.
BR: Quinlan shoots Anomaly off in to the ropes. Quinlan with a clothesline, but Anomaly ducks it on the rebound! Anomaly with a flying back elbow, but Quinlan catches him! Powerbomb! Quinlan picks up Johnny and grabs him around the neck... CLASH OF THE GUMMI BEAR! NO! Anomaly reverses it in to a DDT!!! Both men are down!
MH: Anomaly with an excellent reversal to the Chokebomb!
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BR: The referee has started his count, as neither man appears to be moving!
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BR: Anomaly is finally starting to stir, slowly getting back to his feet. He falls in to the corner for support as Quinlan has made his way to the ropes. Quinlan uses the ropes to pull himself back up. Anomaly rushes at Quinlan...and he's turned inside out by a lariat from Quinlan!
MH: Anomaly got hit with enough impact that he actually did a backflip from that shot!
BR: Quinlan is still trying to catch his breath as he holds the top rope for support!
MH: Both of these men have to be worn down, Buddy! It's been both men giving it their all!
Quinlan reaches down with one hand, gripping Anomaly by the throat. He lifts Anomaly to his feet and thrusts him back first in to the corner. Quinlan approaches Anomaly, and he laces Anomaly with a vicious European uppercut... and another! Quinlan tosses Anomaly overhead but Anomaly is able to do a full flip and land on his feet. Quinlan uses the corner to pull himself back to his feet, unaware that Anomaly is rushing at him...knee lift in the corner!!!
BR: Knee to the jaw!
MH: I just hope he doesn't open Quinlan up, we're all in trouble if that happens.
Anomaly grabs Quinlan with a headlock, running out for a bulldog, but Quinlan shoves him off in to the ropes! Anomaly on the return...dropkick to Quinlan' knee! Quinlan falls to a knee as Anomaly hits the ropes behind him. Anomaly summersaults over Quinlan grabbing him for a cutter! Anomaly makes the cover!
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THR...NO!!!!!
BR: Quinlan lifts his left shoulder!
MH: Unbelievable match!
Johnny looks on in disbelief at the kickout but is too exhausted to argue. Quinlan and Johnny both lay on the mat trying to catch their breath.
BR: This might be the match of the ni-
Out of nowhere "Longhorn" starts to play over the system and Rocky Hollywood comes sprinting down the ramp with his gold chain!
MH: It's Rocky! It's Rocky!
Jon Rocks runs to try to get to Rocky but is only met with a chain blow to the head for his effort. Jon falls down. Rocky slides in the ring.
BR: Oh my god! Watch out!
Both Anomaly and Quin approach Rocky. Rocky slaps Johnny in the face! The bell sound!
MH: That's the match!!
As the bell sounds Rocky whips the chain and nails Anomaly in the head sending Anomaly to the ground. Quin grabs ahold of Rock but Rocky kicks Quin in the balls and throws the chain on the ground. Rocky tries to hook the arms as best he can on Quinlan... POVERTY CALL on he gold chain!
BR: Poverty call!
The bell rings several times again. Rocky starts to unzip his pants just as Anomaly gets to his feet. Anomaly hits a shining wizard to Rocky! Anomaly lifts him up for a CORRUPTED but Rocky wiggles out and runs away!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner via disqualificaiton... JOHNNY ANOMALY!
MH: Quin was DQ'd because Rocky slapped Anomaly first!
RING ANNOUNCER: However... still your AWS Television champion... QUINLAN QUAIL!
WINNER: JOHNNY ANOMALY
STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION: QUINLAN QUAIL
Rocky is laughing and making the "belt" motion around his waist as he walks off! Rocks, Quin and Anomaly all check on one another as Rocky makes his cowardly escape.
BR: God damn that Rocky! He knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he slapped Anomaly first!
MH: You don't get to be a multi-millionaire being a dumbass Buddy!
BR: Rocky both cost Quin the match but ensured that Quin would walk out the TV champion!
MH: That's right! Now the GM can make the Rocky vs Quinlan match at Red Alert for the TV title!
BR: Anomaly may have had this! I hope he gets another shot. Anomaly is no DOUBT a future champion here in the AWS!
The camera cuts backstage.
GEOFFREY JAMES: I’m here with the Devil Child and the British Bastard, Samuel Hyde and Mycroft Alistair Charlesworthy, the two sup-
SAMUEL HYDE: I have had it with Rory Blaze. He thinks he’s smart. He should have that belt stripped from his waist. He does it no justice, you know who would? Fuckin-
MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY: Me. I’m doing the talking. Listen, Geoffrey, I’m not generally one for the rules, but I don’t like getting cheated. Rory Blaze admits that he arrived late for the Buried Alive Match. Someone else threw on the Krewsade match and ran out. Now, disregarding the fact that he had been officially eliminated from the match when I pressed that button, to have a championship match, the champion must show up. And if you don’t fucking show up, you don’t deserve to hold a title.
SAMUEL: Yeah, you know what Elite means? It means that you’re better than people. You aren’t, Rory, you’re just lazy. You think you’re original, trying to rename the Hardcore Championship? Anarchy already tried that. You are a lazy copy cat and you are the least deserving out of all of us. You’re a leach, a chicken, a-
MYCROFT: Would you please, please, shut up? My point is, Geoffrey, is that I am-
SAMUEL: We are-
MYCROFT: I am-
SAMUEL: Fine, you know what, I am. I’m the one who’s worthy. You’re a leach, too! You blew up my car!
MYCROFT: Stop being an argumentative idiot. We deserve a match. We deserve the match that we never got. If it was fair, Rory would be stripped and we would have to fight, but I would very much like to see Rory’s face when I take his title.
Sam glares at Mycroft.
Out of nowhere Mr. Troy walks into frame.
MR. TROY: Gentlemen... I hear what you are saying and I was actually thinking about this since last week. The Three Kings have been a bit hard to handle lately. It's not enough that they win they figuratively spit in my face by disrespecting my show, my competitors, my company and their competitors. I am sick and tired of it which is why I am making Liam face Velvet again and why I am making Steele face Rocks again.
Geoffrey steps in closer to Mr. Troy.
MR. TROY: So, since Rory thought he could get away with disrespecting the FANS that make his paycheck possible and cheat them out of the match they PAID to see him in, and swoop in at the end and keep the title, I think it is only fair for you two to get another shot. So, right here, right now, I am announcing that it will be Mycroft vs Sam vs Rory at Red Alert, in a match type to be determined... for the Hardcore championship!
Sam and MAC nod their heads in agreement and smile.
BR: Our owner is so even balanced and fair!
MH: What? I was getting ready to say that this old man is off his damn rocker! But the GM in charge! Rory won that damn match!
BR: We will be back with our main event!
The camera fades to commercial...
BR: God damn that Rocky! He knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he slapped Anomaly first!
MH: You don't get to be a multi-millionaire being a dumbass Buddy!
BR: Rocky both cost Quin the match but ensured that Quin would walk out the TV champion!
MH: That's right! Now the GM can make the Rocky vs Quinlan match at Red Alert for the TV title!
BR: Anomaly may have had this! I hope he gets another shot. Anomaly is no DOUBT a future champion here in the AWS!
The camera cuts backstage.
GEOFFREY JAMES: I’m here with the Devil Child and the British Bastard, Samuel Hyde and Mycroft Alistair Charlesworthy, the two sup-
SAMUEL HYDE: I have had it with Rory Blaze. He thinks he’s smart. He should have that belt stripped from his waist. He does it no justice, you know who would? Fuckin-
MYCROFT ALISTAIR CHARLESWORTHY: Me. I’m doing the talking. Listen, Geoffrey, I’m not generally one for the rules, but I don’t like getting cheated. Rory Blaze admits that he arrived late for the Buried Alive Match. Someone else threw on the Krewsade match and ran out. Now, disregarding the fact that he had been officially eliminated from the match when I pressed that button, to have a championship match, the champion must show up. And if you don’t fucking show up, you don’t deserve to hold a title.
SAMUEL: Yeah, you know what Elite means? It means that you’re better than people. You aren’t, Rory, you’re just lazy. You think you’re original, trying to rename the Hardcore Championship? Anarchy already tried that. You are a lazy copy cat and you are the least deserving out of all of us. You’re a leach, a chicken, a-
MYCROFT: Would you please, please, shut up? My point is, Geoffrey, is that I am-
SAMUEL: We are-
MYCROFT: I am-
SAMUEL: Fine, you know what, I am. I’m the one who’s worthy. You’re a leach, too! You blew up my car!
MYCROFT: Stop being an argumentative idiot. We deserve a match. We deserve the match that we never got. If it was fair, Rory would be stripped and we would have to fight, but I would very much like to see Rory’s face when I take his title.
Sam glares at Mycroft.
Out of nowhere Mr. Troy walks into frame.
MR. TROY: Gentlemen... I hear what you are saying and I was actually thinking about this since last week. The Three Kings have been a bit hard to handle lately. It's not enough that they win they figuratively spit in my face by disrespecting my show, my competitors, my company and their competitors. I am sick and tired of it which is why I am making Liam face Velvet again and why I am making Steele face Rocks again.
Geoffrey steps in closer to Mr. Troy.
MR. TROY: So, since Rory thought he could get away with disrespecting the FANS that make his paycheck possible and cheat them out of the match they PAID to see him in, and swoop in at the end and keep the title, I think it is only fair for you two to get another shot. So, right here, right now, I am announcing that it will be Mycroft vs Sam vs Rory at Red Alert, in a match type to be determined... for the Hardcore championship!
Sam and MAC nod their heads in agreement and smile.
BR: Our owner is so even balanced and fair!
MH: What? I was getting ready to say that this old man is off his damn rocker! But the GM in charge! Rory won that damn match!
BR: We will be back with our main event!
The camera fades to commercial...
RORY BLAZE(C) & JOSEPH STEELE(C) VS BLACK ADONIS(C)
NON-TITLE TAG TEAM MATCH
Rory bursts through the curtains, still wearing the Krewsade mask, energetically and motions for the crowd to stand on their feet, amping them up. He stands at the top of the ramp and slowly removes the mask he wore as Krewsade to a blast of pyro, jolting the crowd.
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is a Tag Team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, representing The Three Kings, he is the current Hardcore Champion, hailing from The Jersey Shore, weighing in at 236 pounds... RORY BLAZE!
BR: Here comes the Hardcore champion!
MH: It was just announced that due to The Three Kings actions in recent weeks Sam and MAC have been "cheated" and will get another shot!
BR: I think it's awesome!
MH: Why didn't they just call this Pay Per View "Danger Zone 2.0?" Seems lazy to me.
BR: I think it's awesome. It's what the fans want. The fact is LORD Velvet EARNED his World title shot by winning the Lord Of Ascension tournament. Liam had Kodiak cost him that. He deserves a clean shot. It wasn't enough for them just be beat Rocks. They had to put him through a table, humiliate him, attack him over and over, causing Mr. Troy to lose control of the show.
MH: So?
BR: And what about the Hardcore shenanigans? Rory wasn't even IN most of the match!? How did MAC and Sam get their shot? This Pay Per View known as Red Alert will settle all of this once and for all.
"Drink, Fight and Fuck" by GG Allin hits the speakers and Joseph Steele stumbles from behind the curtain. He trips down the ramp but is able to catch himself on the guard rail as fans jump back in horror.
Steele nods a "my bad" and tries to high five a fan who awkwardly obliges. Steele's pace quickens as he heads toward the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope and awaits his opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, his tag team partner, also representing The Three Kings, he is the current AWS Intercontinental champion, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 200 pounds... JOSEPH STEELE!
BR: This man will have his first title defense the week after next!
MH: This guy is certainly the most... dirty... of The Three Kings but they seem to work well together!
Black Adonis music hits and Black Velvet comes out to the ramp with a woman on each arm. When he gets to the ramp, the women leave, before they do, they do splits and point at the entrance. Jake struts out in a pair of sunglasses, and makes his JA symbol with his hands while Black Velvet throws up a fist. Purple pyro goes off behind them, and they walk to the ring together.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, their opponents, they are the current AWS Tag Team champions, representing The Anarchy, weighing in at a combined weight of 695 pounds, BLACK VELVET & JAKE ADONIS... BLACK ADONIS!!!
BR: Here come the AWS Tag Team champions Black Adonis!
MH: How can they focus on this match tonight knowing they have to defend their Tag Team championships next week against Scorch & Megaton!?
BR: They are going to have to. It will be hard, no doubt.
Adonis and Velvet storm the ring and slide in as Rory and Steele come forward and begin to lay into them with stomps. Adonis and Velvet fight through it using their superior size and strength to their advantage. Adonis shoves Steele backwards and he bounces off the ropes. As he comes forwards Adonis chucks him over the top rope.
Black Velvet grabs Rory and deadlifts him high in the air and throws him on-top of Steele. The crowd goes nuts. Steele surprisingly catches Rory Blaze perfectly showing much more grace and dexterity than usual for the drunk.
Adonis and Velvet let the ref corral them into their corner as Steele and Blaze get back up onto their corner.
MH: Looks like Its Velvet starting off.
BR: I can’t think either Rory or Steele wants to be the one to start against the four hundred and fifty pound Velvet.
MH: You sometimes forget he weighs that much… Fatass.
BR: It looks like its Steele starting out.
After losing a rock-paper-scissors match Steele shrugs and turns to face Velvet. They circled each other and as they go to lock up Steele rolls through with a summersault. Velvet turns and catches a sloppy front-dropkick to the chest. Velvet bounces off the ropes but catches himself on the ropes. Steele rolls backwards to his feet.
BR: Black Velvet wasn’t expecting that.
MH: Despite the history these guys may have, it’s still hard to predict what a drunk guy is gonna do.
Velvet comes forwards once again but Steele rolls out of the ring and grabs not one but two fan’s beers from the front row. The Ref begins his count. Steele signals for a time out and moves to chug the beers, but gets hit hard by Velvet mere seconds after sending beer spraying everywhere.
Velvet grabs Steele and picks him to his feet. Steele pokes Velvet hard in the eyes and scurries out of his grip, moistened by the beer. Steele rolls into the ring breaking the count and tags Rory in, who had already climbed to the top turnbuckle. Blaze leaps off and connects with a vicious missile dropkick to Velvet on the outside.
MH: Look! Did you see that Buddy! That was teamwork! Black Adonis certainly wasn’t expecting Rory and Steele to be so potent a team.
BR: I hate to admit it, it makes me feel sleezy but there is a good reason that Steele is the Intercontinental champion!
Rory gets back to his feet first and stomps away at Velvet’s head and chest on the outside. Jake Adonis comes off of his ring-side and begins to make his way over. The ref yells at Blaze and Velvet to get back inside the ring.
Adonis comes charging forwards only to be met by a baseball slide from Steele. Adonis crashes hard into the barricade. Blaze rolls Velvet into the ring and follows in close behind. Blaze slumps Velvet into a sitting position and then nails him hard with a shining-wizard. Rory drags Velvet over to the corner and tags Steele in.
Steele comes through the ropes as Rory is lifting Velvet up to his feet. Rory attempts to lock Velvet’s arms behind his back but Velvet elbows Rory in the side of the head. With a roar he boots Steele in the stomach and whips Rory, who is still holding one of his arms, into his drunken partner. They collide roughly and Velvet begins to make his way over to Jake’s outstretched hand.
Rory quickly bounds off of the ropes and smashes Velvet in the back with a polish hammer. Velvet falls forwards and the Ref begins to yell at Rory to get out of the ring. Rory begins to argue with the referee, Steele takes advantage of the distraction to begin to choke Velvet from behind.
BR: He’s blatantly choking Black Velvet! The ref is distracted by Blaze!
MH: Just like how he supposedly choked Rocks? When will you just grow up and accept talent!?
The referee turns and Steele quickly lets go of the hold. Velvet grabs his neck and jokes and coughs violently. Steele begins to kick Velvet in the head and chest over and over again.
MH: The Kings have been brutal against Velvet here tonight. I love it!
Steele picks Black Velvet up and kicks him in the stomach and grabs him.
MH: Steele’s looking for his LAST CALL!
BR: But Velvet overpowers him and hits a beautiful Northern-Lights suplex! Velvet badly needs to get a tag to Jake Adonis.
Velvet begins to drag himself over to the corner. Steele makes it first and tags in Rory. Rory comes off the ropes and grabs Velvet by the leg. Velvet spins around and kicks Rory off. With surprising quickness he leaps up and tags Adonis in. Adonis comes over the ropes and nearly takes Rory’s head off with a clothesline. Steele comes in and Adonis kicks him in the stomach. PURE PERFECTION!
Adonis gets quickly back to his feet and sidesteps a dropkick from Blaze. Blaze gets to his feet and Adonis boots him hard in the stomach. PURE PERFECTION!
BR: The fresh Adonis is cleaning house!
MH: I think two Kings thought this was gonna be a cakewalk!
Adonis is signaling for the finish. Steele stands up first and Adonis nails him. WORLDS SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
BR: I think the drunk just spit out a tooth!
Steele falls hard and rolls out of the ring, clutching at his mouth. Rory kips up and catches Adonis on the chin with dropkick.
Rory quickly covers Adonis.
One…!
Tw-Kickout!
Adonis with a powerful kick out. Rory gets to his feet lifts Adonis by his hair. On the outside Steele looks in and drunkenly sways back and forth. Adonis breaks the hold and smashes Rory with a European uppercut. Steele grabs the referee and pulls him out of the ring. Velvet sees what’s going on and runs over. Rory takes advantage of the distraction and low blows Adonis.
Steele picks up the ref and slides him back into the ring as Velvet reaches him. The massive wrestler bowls over Steele. Velvet deadlifts him and smashes him into the stage with a vicious German suplex.
BR: That impact was sickening!
In the ring Rory rolls up Adonis. The referee groggily crawls over for the pin.
One…!
Two…!
THRE-NO! Kickout!
BR: Adonis is able to just barely kick out!
MH: I really thought that shot to his boys was going to be the end for Adonis. At least Rory might have saved us from more Adonis children.
Rory is looking in disbelief at the referee. Rory gets in the face of the referee threatening him. Rory turns around into the WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
MH: He caught him!
Adonis covers Rory!
One...!
Two...!
THRE-NO! KICKOUT!
BR: No way! No way!
Black Velvet walks over and grabs Steele on the outside and whips him into the steps. Velvet hoists Steele up and nails a huge KING SIZE CRUSH on the outside to Steele! Velvet is on the ground holding his back.
MH: That's a lot of impact on your spine out there for Velvet!
BR: But obviously Steele got the worst of it!
Rory is being lifted by Adonis but Rory nails an elbow to the temple of Adonis. Rory lifts Adonis up into the powerbomb position!
MH: Rory is going for the CARTE BLANCHE!
Before Rory can execute Adonis spins around on his shouldes and hooks one arm of Rory... into a PURE PERFECTION!
BR: Oh my god! Arm hook fameasser from up high!
Adonis and Rory are on the ground. Rory is on his back as Adonis climbs to his feet. Steele and Velvet are still down on the outside.
MH: He's going up high!
Adonis has climbed to the top rope... ADONIS ARROW!
BR: Adonis Arrow shooting star press! He hooks the leg!
One...!
Two...!
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here are your winners via pinfall... BLACK ADONIS!
RING ANNOUNCER: The following is a Tag Team match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, representing The Three Kings, he is the current Hardcore Champion, hailing from The Jersey Shore, weighing in at 236 pounds... RORY BLAZE!
BR: Here comes the Hardcore champion!
MH: It was just announced that due to The Three Kings actions in recent weeks Sam and MAC have been "cheated" and will get another shot!
BR: I think it's awesome!
MH: Why didn't they just call this Pay Per View "Danger Zone 2.0?" Seems lazy to me.
BR: I think it's awesome. It's what the fans want. The fact is LORD Velvet EARNED his World title shot by winning the Lord Of Ascension tournament. Liam had Kodiak cost him that. He deserves a clean shot. It wasn't enough for them just be beat Rocks. They had to put him through a table, humiliate him, attack him over and over, causing Mr. Troy to lose control of the show.
MH: So?
BR: And what about the Hardcore shenanigans? Rory wasn't even IN most of the match!? How did MAC and Sam get their shot? This Pay Per View known as Red Alert will settle all of this once and for all.
"Drink, Fight and Fuck" by GG Allin hits the speakers and Joseph Steele stumbles from behind the curtain. He trips down the ramp but is able to catch himself on the guard rail as fans jump back in horror.
Steele nods a "my bad" and tries to high five a fan who awkwardly obliges. Steele's pace quickens as he heads toward the ring and slides underneath the bottom rope and awaits his opponent.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, his tag team partner, also representing The Three Kings, he is the current AWS Intercontinental champion, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 200 pounds... JOSEPH STEELE!
BR: This man will have his first title defense the week after next!
MH: This guy is certainly the most... dirty... of The Three Kings but they seem to work well together!
Black Adonis music hits and Black Velvet comes out to the ramp with a woman on each arm. When he gets to the ramp, the women leave, before they do, they do splits and point at the entrance. Jake struts out in a pair of sunglasses, and makes his JA symbol with his hands while Black Velvet throws up a fist. Purple pyro goes off behind them, and they walk to the ring together.
RING ANNOUNCER: Introducing next, their opponents, they are the current AWS Tag Team champions, representing The Anarchy, weighing in at a combined weight of 695 pounds, BLACK VELVET & JAKE ADONIS... BLACK ADONIS!!!
BR: Here come the AWS Tag Team champions Black Adonis!
MH: How can they focus on this match tonight knowing they have to defend their Tag Team championships next week against Scorch & Megaton!?
BR: They are going to have to. It will be hard, no doubt.
Adonis and Velvet storm the ring and slide in as Rory and Steele come forward and begin to lay into them with stomps. Adonis and Velvet fight through it using their superior size and strength to their advantage. Adonis shoves Steele backwards and he bounces off the ropes. As he comes forwards Adonis chucks him over the top rope.
Black Velvet grabs Rory and deadlifts him high in the air and throws him on-top of Steele. The crowd goes nuts. Steele surprisingly catches Rory Blaze perfectly showing much more grace and dexterity than usual for the drunk.
Adonis and Velvet let the ref corral them into their corner as Steele and Blaze get back up onto their corner.
MH: Looks like Its Velvet starting off.
BR: I can’t think either Rory or Steele wants to be the one to start against the four hundred and fifty pound Velvet.
MH: You sometimes forget he weighs that much… Fatass.
BR: It looks like its Steele starting out.
After losing a rock-paper-scissors match Steele shrugs and turns to face Velvet. They circled each other and as they go to lock up Steele rolls through with a summersault. Velvet turns and catches a sloppy front-dropkick to the chest. Velvet bounces off the ropes but catches himself on the ropes. Steele rolls backwards to his feet.
BR: Black Velvet wasn’t expecting that.
MH: Despite the history these guys may have, it’s still hard to predict what a drunk guy is gonna do.
Velvet comes forwards once again but Steele rolls out of the ring and grabs not one but two fan’s beers from the front row. The Ref begins his count. Steele signals for a time out and moves to chug the beers, but gets hit hard by Velvet mere seconds after sending beer spraying everywhere.
Velvet grabs Steele and picks him to his feet. Steele pokes Velvet hard in the eyes and scurries out of his grip, moistened by the beer. Steele rolls into the ring breaking the count and tags Rory in, who had already climbed to the top turnbuckle. Blaze leaps off and connects with a vicious missile dropkick to Velvet on the outside.
MH: Look! Did you see that Buddy! That was teamwork! Black Adonis certainly wasn’t expecting Rory and Steele to be so potent a team.
BR: I hate to admit it, it makes me feel sleezy but there is a good reason that Steele is the Intercontinental champion!
Rory gets back to his feet first and stomps away at Velvet’s head and chest on the outside. Jake Adonis comes off of his ring-side and begins to make his way over. The ref yells at Blaze and Velvet to get back inside the ring.
Adonis comes charging forwards only to be met by a baseball slide from Steele. Adonis crashes hard into the barricade. Blaze rolls Velvet into the ring and follows in close behind. Blaze slumps Velvet into a sitting position and then nails him hard with a shining-wizard. Rory drags Velvet over to the corner and tags Steele in.
Steele comes through the ropes as Rory is lifting Velvet up to his feet. Rory attempts to lock Velvet’s arms behind his back but Velvet elbows Rory in the side of the head. With a roar he boots Steele in the stomach and whips Rory, who is still holding one of his arms, into his drunken partner. They collide roughly and Velvet begins to make his way over to Jake’s outstretched hand.
Rory quickly bounds off of the ropes and smashes Velvet in the back with a polish hammer. Velvet falls forwards and the Ref begins to yell at Rory to get out of the ring. Rory begins to argue with the referee, Steele takes advantage of the distraction to begin to choke Velvet from behind.
BR: He’s blatantly choking Black Velvet! The ref is distracted by Blaze!
MH: Just like how he supposedly choked Rocks? When will you just grow up and accept talent!?
The referee turns and Steele quickly lets go of the hold. Velvet grabs his neck and jokes and coughs violently. Steele begins to kick Velvet in the head and chest over and over again.
MH: The Kings have been brutal against Velvet here tonight. I love it!
Steele picks Black Velvet up and kicks him in the stomach and grabs him.
MH: Steele’s looking for his LAST CALL!
BR: But Velvet overpowers him and hits a beautiful Northern-Lights suplex! Velvet badly needs to get a tag to Jake Adonis.
Velvet begins to drag himself over to the corner. Steele makes it first and tags in Rory. Rory comes off the ropes and grabs Velvet by the leg. Velvet spins around and kicks Rory off. With surprising quickness he leaps up and tags Adonis in. Adonis comes over the ropes and nearly takes Rory’s head off with a clothesline. Steele comes in and Adonis kicks him in the stomach. PURE PERFECTION!
Adonis gets quickly back to his feet and sidesteps a dropkick from Blaze. Blaze gets to his feet and Adonis boots him hard in the stomach. PURE PERFECTION!
BR: The fresh Adonis is cleaning house!
MH: I think two Kings thought this was gonna be a cakewalk!
Adonis is signaling for the finish. Steele stands up first and Adonis nails him. WORLDS SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
BR: I think the drunk just spit out a tooth!
Steele falls hard and rolls out of the ring, clutching at his mouth. Rory kips up and catches Adonis on the chin with dropkick.
Rory quickly covers Adonis.
One…!
Tw-Kickout!
Adonis with a powerful kick out. Rory gets to his feet lifts Adonis by his hair. On the outside Steele looks in and drunkenly sways back and forth. Adonis breaks the hold and smashes Rory with a European uppercut. Steele grabs the referee and pulls him out of the ring. Velvet sees what’s going on and runs over. Rory takes advantage of the distraction and low blows Adonis.
Steele picks up the ref and slides him back into the ring as Velvet reaches him. The massive wrestler bowls over Steele. Velvet deadlifts him and smashes him into the stage with a vicious German suplex.
BR: That impact was sickening!
In the ring Rory rolls up Adonis. The referee groggily crawls over for the pin.
One…!
Two…!
THRE-NO! Kickout!
BR: Adonis is able to just barely kick out!
MH: I really thought that shot to his boys was going to be the end for Adonis. At least Rory might have saved us from more Adonis children.
Rory is looking in disbelief at the referee. Rory gets in the face of the referee threatening him. Rory turns around into the WORLD'S SEXIEST ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
MH: He caught him!
Adonis covers Rory!
One...!
Two...!
THRE-NO! KICKOUT!
BR: No way! No way!
Black Velvet walks over and grabs Steele on the outside and whips him into the steps. Velvet hoists Steele up and nails a huge KING SIZE CRUSH on the outside to Steele! Velvet is on the ground holding his back.
MH: That's a lot of impact on your spine out there for Velvet!
BR: But obviously Steele got the worst of it!
Rory is being lifted by Adonis but Rory nails an elbow to the temple of Adonis. Rory lifts Adonis up into the powerbomb position!
MH: Rory is going for the CARTE BLANCHE!
Before Rory can execute Adonis spins around on his shouldes and hooks one arm of Rory... into a PURE PERFECTION!
BR: Oh my god! Arm hook fameasser from up high!
Adonis and Rory are on the ground. Rory is on his back as Adonis climbs to his feet. Steele and Velvet are still down on the outside.
MH: He's going up high!
Adonis has climbed to the top rope... ADONIS ARROW!
BR: Adonis Arrow shooting star press! He hooks the leg!
One...!
Two...!
THREE!
RING ANNOUNCER: Here are your winners via pinfall... BLACK ADONIS!
WINNERS: BLACK ADONIS
BR: Black Adonis once again have a solid win over The Three Kings!
MH: Two kings tonight, Buddy.
BR: This is a fierce environment and I don't think Rory and Steele brought it hard enough. They just didn't give it their all and it showed.
MH: Yea, but they have the titles.
BR: Yea, and Adonis have the Tag titles!
MH: Look at this! The Anarchy are no better than the Kings!
Velvet is now up and Adonis and Velvet have Steele and Rory in the ring. They are taking turns stomping on the two downed men as the crowd cheers them on.
Out of nowhere "Super Beast" begins to play on the audio system and out come Kodiak Winters... and Cain Adams!
BR: Oh god! It's Kodiak!
MH: Look! It's Caine Adams! What is Caine doing!?
Kodiak and Caine storm the ring. Caine hits first and charges and nails Velvet with SUBLIMATION!
BR: High impact forearm!
Adonis turns around and is exhanging punches with Caine as the slower Kodiak finally begins to get in the ring. Caine kicks Adonis in the balls and hoists him up on his shoulders. He runs and hits THE MURDER SCENE on Jake Adonis!
MH: There is that running torture rack death valley driver we saw earlier tonight!
BR: Damn it! Caine is the proxy! Caine is the hired hitman that Liam hired to take care of business!
MH: I thought Caine was going to get his ass kicked in the hallway!
BR: Me too! It's obvious that Liam has hired Caine to be his proxy tonight!
Kodiak dead lifts Velvet off the ground and on to his shoulders... BEAST MODE!
MH: Beast Mode on Velvet!
Caine pushed Velvet out of the ring with his feet as Kodiak lifts up Adonis... BEAST MODE on Adonis!
BR: And another Beast Mode on Adonis!
MH: Remember that Black Adonis have to defend the Tag titles next week!
Caine Adams has Kodiak lift Adonis off the ground. Caine charges and nails a SUBLIMATION on Adonis!
BR: Enough already!
Caine spits on the face of Adonis as Samuel Hyde & Johnny Anomaly come storming down the ramp!
Kodiak and Caine jump out and run through the crowd to avoid Anomaly and Hyde. The last scene shown is Hyde & Anomaly checking on their Anarchy brothers as we fade out...
MH: Two kings tonight, Buddy.
BR: This is a fierce environment and I don't think Rory and Steele brought it hard enough. They just didn't give it their all and it showed.
MH: Yea, but they have the titles.
BR: Yea, and Adonis have the Tag titles!
MH: Look at this! The Anarchy are no better than the Kings!
Velvet is now up and Adonis and Velvet have Steele and Rory in the ring. They are taking turns stomping on the two downed men as the crowd cheers them on.
Out of nowhere "Super Beast" begins to play on the audio system and out come Kodiak Winters... and Cain Adams!
BR: Oh god! It's Kodiak!
MH: Look! It's Caine Adams! What is Caine doing!?
Kodiak and Caine storm the ring. Caine hits first and charges and nails Velvet with SUBLIMATION!
BR: High impact forearm!
Adonis turns around and is exhanging punches with Caine as the slower Kodiak finally begins to get in the ring. Caine kicks Adonis in the balls and hoists him up on his shoulders. He runs and hits THE MURDER SCENE on Jake Adonis!
MH: There is that running torture rack death valley driver we saw earlier tonight!
BR: Damn it! Caine is the proxy! Caine is the hired hitman that Liam hired to take care of business!
MH: I thought Caine was going to get his ass kicked in the hallway!
BR: Me too! It's obvious that Liam has hired Caine to be his proxy tonight!
Kodiak dead lifts Velvet off the ground and on to his shoulders... BEAST MODE!
MH: Beast Mode on Velvet!
Caine pushed Velvet out of the ring with his feet as Kodiak lifts up Adonis... BEAST MODE on Adonis!
BR: And another Beast Mode on Adonis!
MH: Remember that Black Adonis have to defend the Tag titles next week!
Caine Adams has Kodiak lift Adonis off the ground. Caine charges and nails a SUBLIMATION on Adonis!
BR: Enough already!
Caine spits on the face of Adonis as Samuel Hyde & Johnny Anomaly come storming down the ramp!
Kodiak and Caine jump out and run through the crowd to avoid Anomaly and Hyde. The last scene shown is Hyde & Anomaly checking on their Anarchy brothers as we fade out...